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I read today that plans are being drawn up to allow women into the SAS. Now, I don't have a problem with this in principle as long as they have to endure the same rigorous selection procedure as men. However, it's pretty obvious that the feminazi fuckwits who came up with this brainwave seem to think that HM special forces can be like a student union where gobby bitches, transgender freaks and other assorted wierdos should be admitted regardless of ability. 

As somebody from a military background, I can only describe this as a dangerous feminist wank fantasy that will endanger the reputation of the finest special forces group in the world and the lives of its members. 

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1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I read today that plans are being drawn up to allow women into the SAS. Now, I don't have a problem with this in principle as long as they have to endure the same rigorous selection procedure as men. However, it's pretty obvious that the feminazi fuckwits who came up with this brainwave seem to think that HM special forces can be like a student union where gobby bitches, transgender freaks and other assorted wierdos should be admitted regardless of ability. 

As somebody from a military background, I can only describe this as a dangerous feminist wank fantasy that will endanger the reputation of the finest special forces group in the world and the lives of its members. 

Well I think its a good idea..... if as you say they can pass the selection tests.

I will elaborate, imagine the shame of getting your arse kicked or despatched to the great desert god in the sky by a female soldier. The thought of going against an elite unit which has female commandoes within its ranks and the possibility of losing would be a great deterrent. You would be the laughing stock of the whole caliphate should you be lucky or unlucky enough depending on you point of view getting away alive from such a unit. 

I believe there are Yazidi woman fighters who are doing great work against the ISIS cunts and its a shameful thing for these cunts to go out at the hands of a woman.  

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2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I read today that plans are being drawn up to allow women into the SAS. Now, I don't have a problem with this in principle as long as they have to endure the same rigorous selection procedure as men. However, it's pretty obvious that the feminazi fuckwits who came up with this brainwave seem to think that HM special forces can be like a student union where gobby bitches, transgender freaks and other assorted wierdos should be admitted regardless of ability. 

As somebody from a military background, I can only describe this as a dangerous feminist wank fantasy that will endanger the reputation of the finest special forces group in the world and the lives of its members. 

Which Regiment did you serve with ?

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3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I read today that plans are being drawn up to allow women into the SAS. Now, I don't have a problem with this in principle as long as they have to endure the same rigorous selection procedure as men. However, it's pretty obvious that the feminazi fuckwits who came up with this brainwave seem to think that HM special forces can be like a student union where gobby bitches, transgender freaks and other assorted wierdos should be admitted regardless of ability. 

As somebody from a military background, I can only describe this as a dangerous feminist wank fantasy that will endanger the reputation of the finest special forces group in the world and the lives of its members. 

Since every cunty mong shithole in the world uses women to attack and murder the innocent, I think it's a brilliant idea to put women in special forces to kick fuck out of the head rag wearing ignorant cunts.  

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17 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Which Regiment did you serve with ?

It wasn't the fucking Cheshire Regiment that's for sure. All those faggots were good for was cleaning the shithouses at Chester castle. 

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26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Probably the Gay Gordons.......lol

I nearly joined the French foreign legion but I was allergic to the sunblock the french army uses on it's armpits. Lol!

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1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

Well I think its a good idea..... if as you say they can pass the selection tests.

I will elaborate, imagine the shame of getting your arse kicked or despatched to the great desert god in the sky by a female soldier. The thought of going against an elite unit which has female commandoes within its ranks and the possibility of losing would be a great deterrent. You would be the laughing stock of the whole caliphate should you be lucky or unlucky enough depending on you point of view getting away alive from such a unit. 

I believe there are Yazidi woman fighters who are doing great work against the ISIS cunts and its a shameful thing for these cunts to go out at the hands of a woman.  

I see your point but SAS is a different league. I know a couple of real hard bastards who cracked during selection and they had signed up with the sole intention of getting in the 22nd. 

Some of the psychological  shit they put candidates through is nothing short of  sadistic. A woman will simply not make it through without it being watered down and this will fuck with the rest of the regiment's morale. 

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4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I read today that plans are being drawn up to allow women into the SAS. Now, I don't have a problem with this in principle as long as they have to endure the same rigorous selection procedure as men. However, it's pretty obvious that the feminazi fuckwits who came up with this brainwave seem to think that HM special forces can be like a student union where gobby bitches, transgender freaks and other assorted wierdos should be admitted regardless of ability. 

As somebody from a military background, I can only describe this as a dangerous feminist wank fantasy that will endanger the reputation of the finest special forces group in the world and the lives of its members. 

When I was at lympstone there was the first woman going through the commando course, some pongo officer. She looked pretty fit and strong but still needed a step to get over the six foot wall on the bottom field and help, allegedly, on many other obstacles. I bet you a stash of the naffies finest porn mags her mags, webbing pouches and water bottles were empty and didn't get a pre course dunking in the regain tank to add an extra couple of kilos

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Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

When I was at lympstone there was the first woman going through the commando course, some pongo officer. She looked pretty fit and strong but still needed a step to get over the six foot wall on the bottom field and help, allegedly, on many other obstacles. I bet you a stash of the naffies finest porn mags her mags, webbing pouches and water bottles were empty and didn't get a pre course dunking in the regain tank to add an extra couple of kilos

My cousin was in 40 commando about 15 years ago and told me a similar tale. Did she have some rather incriminating photographs taken of her by any chance?

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4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I read today that plans are being drawn up to allow women into the SAS. Now, I don't have a problem with this in principle as long as they have to endure the same rigorous selection procedure as men. However, it's pretty obvious that the feminazi fuckwits who came up with this brainwave seem to think that HM special forces can be like a student union where gobby bitches, transgender freaks and other assorted wierdos should be admitted regardless of ability. 

As somebody from a military background, I can only describe this as a dangerous feminist wank fantasy that will endanger the reputation of the finest special forces group in the world and the lives of its members. 

While I wholeheartedly agree, some of the hardest people I have ever known – mentally – are female. The difference here is clearly physical. Many of the skills required to be successful in a world-renowned regiment such as the SAS comprise hand-to-hand combat, as well as the ability to haul 40kg-plus of gear for long distances. Men are simply better equipped to deal with this. Female conscripts will also end up on special leave because they'll be up the duff. Should such a move ever be implemented, just imagine how the Russian special forces will react: the British Army will take over the French mantle of being the world's biggest military pussies.

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