BBC Salaries

[White Cunt]

I stick to Netflix at about £ 6.00 per month. The beebs and all the other useless cunts can fuck off. No live tv in this household. Fuck off.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

I stick to Netflix at about £ 6.00 per month. The beebs and all the other useless cunts can fuck off. No live tv in this household. Fuck off.

Where the fuck have you been arsewipe?

[Guest Couldn't give a shit]

Do it you tax dodging entitled cunt, take that bottle of sleeping pills and wash them down with some drain cleaner and see if anyone gives a flying fuck.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43469566

[Guest White van man]

2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Do it you tax dodging entitled cunt, take that bottle of sleeping pills and wash them down with some drain cleaner and see if anyone gives a flying fuck.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43469566

I can almost guarantee that this anonymous slut hasn't paid a penny in tax or any employee ni contibutions. She's paid herself minimum wage and the rest in dividends. She's been laughing her probably tranny cock off at the rest of us. Since last year, the loop hole was closed, taking tax off before she recieved payment and the fucker doesn't like it. Welcome to the world of self emplyment you thick whore. If she does regular work for the same company all year she is legally entitled to 2 weeks paid leave. A law very few contractors know about, but I'm sure the bbc will know. She's talking absolute shite. The tax dodging twat expects sympathy off the rest of us. I've got a tow rope if she needs to hang herself.

[Jiggerycock]

20 minutes ago, White van man said:

I can almost guarantee that this anonymous slut hasn't paid a penny in tax or any employee ni contibutions. She's paid herself minimum wage and the rest in dividends. She's been laughing her probably tranny cock off at the rest of us. Since last year, the loop hole was closed, taking tax off before she recieved payment and the fucker doesn't like it. Welcome to the world of self emplyment you thick whore. If she does regular work for the same company all year she is legally entitled to 2 weeks paid leave. A law very few contractors know about, but I'm sure the bbc will know. She's talking absolute shite. The tax dodging twat expects sympathy off the rest of us. I've got a tow rope if she needs to hang herself.

Indeed - and either she is fucking useless or her accountant is, if she's being paid less and having less benefits as a contractor than her (presumably permie) male counterpart.

[The Beast]

The fucking BBC is not a state employer, so how can it fall within the IR 35 regulations?

[Mrs Roops]

19 hours ago, The Beast said:

The fucking BBC is not a state employer, so how can it fall within the IR 35 regulations?

IR 35 definition of self-employed is vague to say the least. The "on-air talent" would have been snared if they derived an income from only one source.

[Wolfie]

Christ I loathe this cast-iron cunt. He's obviously so wrapped up in his well-publicised pledge to not accept two months of his BBC salary (approximately £150,000 per month) for not working during the coronavirus outbreak, he's forgetting the millions struggling to afford rent, mortgages and food (let alone private healthcare) who are forced to pay it under duress in the first fucking place. Gary – if ever you read this, know my abomination for your faux socialist self-indulgence could never be the equal of your obvious hypocrisy and greed. What a wanker.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/gary-lineker-donates-bbc-salary-british-red-cross-amid-coronavirus-12499166/

[Guest judgetwi]

If this foul obnoxious cunt is giving  away money there must be some long term, self serving interest in it for him. Admittedly I don’t know what it is but i’m not Gary Taxdodger Linekunt am I?

[King Billy]

On 02/04/2020 at 15:52, Wolfie said:

Christ I loathe this cast-iron cunt. He's obviously so wrapped up in his well-publicised pledge to not accept two months of his BBC salary (approximately £150,000 per month) for not working during the coronavirus outbreak, he's forgetting the millions struggling to afford rent, mortgages and food (let alone private healthcare) who are forced to pay it under duress in the first fucking place. Gary – if ever you read this, know my abomination for your faux socialist self-indulgence could never be the equal of your obvious hypocrisy and greed. What a wanker.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/gary-lineker-donates-bbc-salary-british-red-cross-amid-coronavirus-12499166/

His missus is worth a fondle though.

[Last Cunt Standing]

40 minutes ago, King Billy said:

His missus is worth a fondle though.

Alas Ms Bux no longer shares his bed, as I gather jug ears didn’t want more kids. The Welsh tart slipped off to LA to find an inseminator for rent, and I’m told Gary gets on well with him, the snivelling cuck. I’ve long suspected Lineker to be on the Schofield trajectory, and keep tuning in hopefully for the tear stained interview with Garth Crooks. His defence of the money grabbing cunts in the EPL has been nauseating but of course entirely predictable. 

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Alas Ms Bux no longer shares his bed, as I gather jug ears didn’t want more kids. The Welsh tart slipped off to LA to find an inseminator for rent, and I’m told Gary gets on well with him, the snivelling cuck. I’ve long suspected Lineker to be on the Schofield trajectory, and keep tuning in hopefully for the tear stained interview with Garth Crooks. His defence of the money grabbing cunts in the EPL has been nauseating but of course entirely predictable. 

Jug ears must feel a bit hard done by actually. Even his huge BBC paypacket and the crisp money is peanuts compared to the fortunes paid to the cunts he has to fawn all over every Saturday night when he selflessly works his unemployed bollocks off for nearly an hour. The average and average is exactly what most of the whinging cunts are, if that, wage of premier league fruit ballers is over 2.87 million quid a year. Man City players average around 7m. And  not one of the retarded cunts  have got it in them to agree to a pay cut, even though the cunts aren’t going to work, just like the window cleaners who rip their thick as shit trout lipped birds front arses  to bits twice a week while theyre out spit roasting wannabe rubber titted slags with their mates and driving around in Ferrari’s  like the twats that they are.

They should all be melted down and recycled as corner flags and  traffic cones for the car parks. Lineker should be cable tied to a chair and forced to eat crisps and commentate while an endless procession of failed footballers fill their boots with Ms. Bux and wipe their bellends on his jumper on the way out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Jug ears must feel a bit hard done by actually. Even his huge BBC paypacket and the crisp money is peanuts compared to the fortunes paid to the cunts he has to fawn all over every Saturday night when he selflessly works his unemployed bollocks off for nearly an hour. The average and average is exactly what most of the whinging cunts are, if that, wage of premier league fruit ballers is over 2.87 million quid a year. Man City players average around 7m. And  not one of the retarded cunts  have got it in them to agree to a pay cut, even though the cunts aren’t going to work, just like the window cleaners who rip their thick as shit trout lipped birds front arses  to bits twice a week while theyre out spit roasting wannabe rubber titted slags with their mates and driving around in Ferrari’s  like the twats that they are.

They should all be melted down and recycled as corner flags and  traffic cones for the car parks. Lineker should be cable tied to a chair and forced to eat crisps and commentate while an endless procession of failed footballers fill their boots with Ms. Bux and wipe their bellends on his jumper on the way out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could spaff all my likes up yours Billy, but unfortunately I cant. So have just One like. 

[Wolfie]

Here we are, in the midst of an ongoing economic crisis obviously caused by China with no respite in sight. Yet, despite choosing to instead launch attacks on Donald Trump's administration on a daily basis, it appears the noble BBC – funded by those least likely to afford it, millions having lost their jobs already – continues to relentlessly stockpile its top presenters' kitty by way of licence fee enforcement. How the flying fuck has Zoe Ball managed to worm her way to a £1,000,000 pay rise, honestly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54160658

[White Cunt]

21 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Here we are, in the midst of an ongoing economic crisis obviously caused by China with no respite in sight. Yet, despite choosing to instead launch attacks on Donald Trump's administration on a daily basis, it appears the noble BBC – funded by those least likely to afford it, millions having lost their jobs already – continues to relentlessly stockpile its top presenters' kitty by way of licence fee enforcement. How the flying fuck has Zoe Ball managed to worm her way to a £1,000,000 pay rise, honestly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54160658

It is precisely, why people who don’t use live TV should not provide the financial support for the corporation. I myself stopped watching live TV around 2012, but kept paying the license in good faith, as a lot of jobs, including indirect ones, depend on the income. But the perversive tax dodging, ballooning pay packages for quite a few made me scrap my contribution in the end. I filled in the form, signed it and haven’t looked back. 
When TiVo services pulled out of UK, they had the decency to continue to provide the service to their British customers for free. I enjoyed their facility and found it very good value.

[Eddie]

8 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Here we are, in the midst of an ongoing economic crisis obviously caused by China with no respite in sight. Yet, despite choosing to instead launch attacks on Donald Trump's administration on a daily basis, it appears the noble BBC – funded by those least likely to afford it, millions having lost their jobs already – continues to relentlessly stockpile its top presenters' kitty by way of licence fee enforcement. How the flying fuck has Zoe Ball managed to worm her way to a £1,000,000 pay rise, honestly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54160658

Best post ever bar none. 

[Cunty BigBollox]

How the blinking fuck is Dan Walker paid 1/7th of that cunt Lineker.

On a comparative cost/benefit ratio the jug eared cunt Lineker should be getting £8.72 / hour and that's only because that's the minimum wage for over 25's

[King Billy]

17 hours ago, Wolfie said:

How the flying fuck has Zoe Ball managed to worm her way to a £1,000,000 pay rise, honestly?

That’s an easy one Wolfman. She’s managed to chase away over a million listeners from her Radio 2 show in her first year, which according to BBC logic qualifies her for a million quid pay rise. The talentless ugly slag sort of contradicts the new boss’s recent statement defending the BBCs need to keep the so called ‘talent’ in case they offered themselves on the open market. Cunts like her, Jug ears, Gayham Norton et al would be lucky to get a job at Wembley fucking market selling snide Nike trainers and other assorted shite.

Fiona Bruce is a cunt too, probably a man in drag, if her boney chest is anything to go by.

[King Billy]

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

Best post ever bar none. 

Fucking hell Ed. That slag really has caused serious psychological damage to you mate. I’m seriously angry now. Whatever happens Ed I’ll make the cunt sorry for what she’s done to you.

By the way Is there any chance of a quick wash and wax on my  X6M Saturday morning? I ran over a cat yesterday and there’s bits of the fucking thing stuck all over the front bumper.

[Witheredscrote]

19 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Here we are, in the midst of an ongoing economic crisis obviously caused by China with no respite in sight. Yet, despite choosing to instead launch attacks on Donald Trump's administration on a daily basis, it appears the noble BBC – funded by those least likely to afford it, millions having lost their jobs already – continues to relentlessly stockpile its top presenters' kitty by way of licence fee enforcement. How the flying fuck has Zoe Ball managed to worm her way to a £1,000,000 pay rise, honestly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54160658

Yes, and all you British cunts just whinge, and accept it. Here's a suggestion. Kidnap all the BBC executives, celebrities, and newsreaders, load them in a 60 tonne juggernaut, go to France, drape Union Jack flags in the cab windows, and paint 'All French farmers are lazy cunts' on the side. Park in a layby near Lyon.  Douse liberally with diesel.

Optional extra:  Hang Naga Munchetty upside down from a lamp post nearby, and fill her minge with Pastis 51. This will appeal to French humour.

[Neil]

30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Yes, and all you British cunts just whinge, and accept it. Here's a suggestion. Kidnap all the BBC executives, celebrities, and newsreaders, load them in a 60 tonne juggernaut, go to France, drape Union Jack flags in the cab windows, and paint 'All French farmers are lazy cunts' on the side. Park in a layby near Lyon.  Douse liberally with diesel.

Optional extra:  Hang Naga Munchetty upside down from a lamp post nearby, and fill her minge with Pastis 51. This will appeal to French humour.

I'm not sure our Naga has a minge,me thinks its bollocks rival the size of Fatima Whitbreads.

[Earl of Punkape]

38 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'm not sure our Naga has a minge,me thinks its bollocks rival the size of Fatima Whitbreads.

Fatima would make short work of you with a 600g Apollo javelin.

lol.

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Yes, and all you British cunts just whinge, and accept it. Here's a suggestion. Kidnap all the BBC executives, celebrities, and newsreaders, load them in a 60 tonne juggernaut, go to France, drape Union Jack flags in the cab windows, and paint 'All French farmers are lazy cunts' on the side. Park in a layby near Lyon.  Douse liberally with diesel.

Optional extra:  Hang Naga Munchetty upside down from a lamp post nearby, and fill her minge with Pastis 51. This will appeal to French humour.

How’s business at DinghysRus in Calais? Stupid question, sorry. I meant to say Merci Beacoup for sending us your excess sandrats, but unfortunately you can’t have any of our fish as we still despise your snivelling, collaborating, cheese eating, beret wearing, ooh la la, Blackpool Tower copying, stripey jumper wearing,Renault Clio driving, Marcel Marceau cunt, surrender monkey Charles de Gaulle, Allo Allo, shithole country. 

Bonsoir and stick it up your arse Pierre.

[Eddie]

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

 

By the way Is there any chance of a quick wash and wax on my  X6M Saturday morning? 

Why are you driving a coons car? 

[Earl of Punkape]

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Why are you driving a coons car? 

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