BBC Salaries

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck that, You know who I hate, those cunts in supermarkets that have to pick everything up in their Covid infested, bogey picking fingers, examine it, squeeze it then toss it back. Worse than Hitler in my book. 

Worse than Hitler? Ah come now Eddie. 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck that, You know who I hate, those cunts in supermarkets that have to pick everything up in their Covid infested, bogey picking fingers, examine it, squeeze it then toss it back. Worse than Hitler in my book. 

And fat cunts who start eating their shopping before they've got to the checkout, then slap half a sausage roll with teeth marks on the conveyor. And blacks.

[camberwell gypsy]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And fat cunts who start eating their shopping before they've got to the checkout, then slap half a sausage roll with teeth marks on the conveyor. And blacks.

Cunts at the checkout who start rifling through their loose "52p hoo I think I've got that. Here's two 10p pieces, I'm sure I've got a couple 5ps somewhere, hang on".

Cunts at the checkout "ooh I've got a coupon for that Lenore somewhere. Hang on"

[Cuntybaws]

22 hours ago, nocti said:

I'm suddenly filled with a warm nostalgic glow as I sit and reminisce over how much happier times were before I read this.

[Earl of Punkape]

On 26/09/2020 at 23:19, nocti said:

I'm suddenly filled with a warm nostalgic glow as I sit and reminisce over how much happier times were before I read this.

Happier times for you would have been watching Stuart Hall on Its a Knockout followed by Jim’ll fix it...

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, Eddie said:

Fuck that, You know who I hate, those cunts in supermarkets that have to pick everything up in their Covid infested, bogey picking fingers, examine it, squeeze it then toss it back. Worse than Hitler in my book. 

It’s not worth the risk anymore Ed. Try to  avoid the ‘past it’s sell by date’ section till all this ‘Mask Wanker’ bollocks is over. It’s a false economy. The food fucking stinks and no one wants to bring something home that’s gonna kill grandma.

[King Billy]

24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Happier times for you would have been watching Stuart Hall on Its a Knockout followed by Jim’ll fix it...

Reported for being jealous.

[ChildeHarold]

21 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Happier times for you would have been watching Stuart Hall on Its a Knockout followed by Jim’ll fix it...

People used to specifically turn out to watch Savile run the London Marathon - fuck the rest - "Our Jimmy". 

[ChildeHarold]

21 hours ago, King Billy said:

It’s not worth the risk anymore Ed. Try to  avoid the ‘past it’s sell by date’ section till all this ‘Mask Wanker’ bollocks is over. It’s a false economy. The food fucking stinks and no one wants to bring something home that’s gonna kill grandma.

Sounds like me. I have to fondle all the melons before selecting the one I fancy. I pre sanitised my fingers anally. 

[King Billy]

13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

. I pre sanitised my fingers anally. 

In someone else’s anus.

[ChildeHarold]

The BBC has clearly been in full end of empire mode with anybody who can exploiting and taking full advantage of dying Auntie, whether it be selfish greedy individual cunts like Lineker etc or a minority pressure group like the extremist feminists, mostly Yankee inspired, breaking in and destroying the furniture. Expect more internal disintegration as the money finally drains away with the mediaeval salt tax of the Licence. 

[ChildeHarold]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

In someone else’s anus.

I find my own arsehole is perfect for the job. It's a technique I picked up from Nigel Slater's tasty treats shows. 

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

In someone else’s anus.

You can’t help yourself can you ?

Vile pimp.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

The BBC has clearly been in full end of empire mode with anybody who can exploiting and taking full advantage of dying Auntie, whether it be selfish greedy individual cunts like Lineker etc or a minority pressure group like the extremist feminists, mostly Yankee inspired, breaking in and destroying the furniture. Expect more internal disintegration as the money finally drains away with the mediaeval salt tax of the Licence. 

The BBC is disappearing up it’s self vaselinated colon whilst shoving trans lubricant down the throats of whippet owners in Leeds and expecting Nirvana from the licence payer for Little Mix tart expostulations.

They are finished.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You can’t help yourself can you ?

Vile pimp.

Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I find my own arsehole is perfect for the job. It's a technique I picked up from Nigel Slater's tasty treats shows. 

I probably shouldn't ask, but do you say stuff like this to people in real life ?

[Penny Farthing]

8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The BBC is disappearing up it’s self vaselinated colon whilst shoving trans lubricant down the throats of whippet owners in Leeds and expecting Nirvana from the licence payer for Little Mix tart expostulations.

They are finished.

Here is the news read by Alvar Lidell.

 

[ChildeHarold]

3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I probably shouldn't ask, but do you say stuff like this to people in real life ?

Only when I'm shopping for tasty treats in my local boutique charcuterie. You see I'm in Haaaaaampstead. 

[ChildeHarold]

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

I can top that by saying go and fuck yourself with a Kent Passport. 

[King Billy]

13 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I probably shouldn't ask, but do you say stuff like this to people in real life ?

You think he has a real life?

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Only when I'm shopping for tasty treats in my local boutique charcuterie. You see I'm in Haaaaaampstead. 

You are a rum one Harry.  

[ChildeHarold]

3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

You are a rum one Harry.  

Captain Rum of Pugwash fame? 

[Cuntybaws]

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Captain Rum of Pugwash fame? 

Cue fourteen pages of Seaman Staines puns.

[ChildeHarold]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Cue fourteen pages of Seaman Staines puns.

Ahoy thee Tom the Cabin Boy. I warrant you have a lady's skin... 

[Eddie]

On 28/09/2020 at 00:07, King Billy said:

It’s not worth the risk anymore Ed. Try to  avoid the ‘past it’s sell by date’ section till all this ‘Mask Wanker’ bollocks is over. It’s a false economy. The food fucking stinks and no one wants to bring something home that’s gonna kill grandma.

I live on yellow sticker sandwiches these days, yellow sticker sandwiches and special brew, since COVID no cunt wants me anywhere near their car, I blame the blacks.