Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Possibly the most vile sweet ever created, people who like them are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 🤐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Possibly the most vile sweet ever created, people who like them are cunts. Dogs chase people that eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Dogs chase people that eat them. Albert, do you hope to get reincarnated as a dog so you can lick your own bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, White van man said: Albert, do you hope to get reincarnated as a dog so you can lick your own bollocks? No need, I can do it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: No need, I can do it already. That would explain how you've managed to keep yourself pure for the suicide bombers reward in heaven. Don't keep them waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, White van man said: That would explain how you've managed to keep yourself pure for the suicide bombers reward in heaven. Don't keep them waiting. This site is my heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: This site is my heaven. Capital H in Heaven Albert. It's a place. You'll be getting your p45 as site Quality Control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Just now, White van man said: Capital H in Heaven Albert. It's a place. You'll be getting your p45 as site Quality Control. No need to capitalise it, as it's MY personal heaven. I think it should be P45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: No need to capitalise it, as it's MY personal heaven. I think it should be P45? Yet even here, you're not wanted. Just like the moment you were conceived when your father lied about having had a vasectomy. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Am I bothered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Not seen them for ages, can you still get them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 In an old fashioned sweet shop I assume. Or just get some mint imperials and soak them in Pernod (other drinks are available) for a fortnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 There’s a shop in Greenwich that sells all the old sweets, all in the old glass jars and served in little white paper bags. They even have love hearts and massive gobstoppers. ( i’m sure Lady P. has had a load of both of those in her time ) However , back in the day it was a once a week treat. It’s not quite the same when you can waltz in there and buy up half the shop and have your teeth rotting in your head by the end of the month. I wouldn’t want to be a kid these days and that’s for sure. Fuck all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There’s a shop in Greenwich that sells all the old sweets, all in the old glass jars and served in little white paper bags. They even have love hearts and massive gobstoppers. ( i’m sure Lady P. has had a load of both of those in her time ) However , back in the day it was a once a week treat. It’s not quite the same when you can waltz in there and buy up half the shop and have your teeth rotting in your head by the end of the month. I wouldn’t want to be a kid these days and that’s for sure. Fuck all that. I have always had you down as the sort of person who would have had a Polski Fiat or one of those FSO things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have always had you down as the sort of person who would have had a Polski Fiat or one of those FSO things. Whatever happened to Ladas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Whatever happened to Ladas? I don't know .. I do know someone from who still has one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 16 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have always had you down as the sort of person who would have had a Polski Fiat or one of those FSO things. Really? Unfortunately I am not Jeremy Clarkson, or a wanker of similar ilk , so I have no idea what you are rabbiting on about. However, I acknowledge that this totally irrelevant comment is extremely witty/insulting....whatever the fuck you want you mad old witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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