Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm not wasting a like on this. All male naked golf, fisting butter at every tee, all meeting up in a burnt out Nissan almera for spunk cocktails. Mrs punkape is indeed a massive bender and is not long for this world. Good riddance to bad rubbish Nobody mentioned any fisting butter- til now. All the pieces are falling into place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nobody mentioned any fisting butter- til now. All the pieces are falling into place. The large consignment in your shed is the biggest stockpile this side to Brighton. I've txt Mrs punkape your address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: The large consignment in your shed is the biggest stockpile this side to Brighton. I've txt Mrs punkape your address Coooeee , sailor.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The large consignment in your shed is the biggest stockpile this side to Brighton. I've txt Mrs punkape your address What do you mean? She would probably take a shit in my garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 23 hours ago, Punkape said: This reminds of your absurd ideas and pronouncements regarding Muirfield and world of elite golf. You would never get into any of the clubs I’m a member of because you’re the wrong social class. As for administering a site like this.... What can one say ? Preferably not the bollox we associate with your good self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 22 hours ago, Punkape said: There’s a huge difference between occasionally visiting a disorderly house and actually running one.. N’est pas ? Occasionally? At 7,000 plus posts you're one of The Corner's most prolific end-users. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 25 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Occasionally? At 7,000 plus posts you're one of The Corner's most prolific end-users. Punkers doesn't use his end as much as Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 57 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers doesn't use his end as much as Neil. Absolutely hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Occasionally? At 7,000 plus posts you're one of The Corner's most prolific end-users. Is that figure inclusive of the posts I was accused of making under another identity and subsequently banned ? For which I received no apology.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Is that figure inclusive of the posts I was accused of making under another identity and subsequently banned ? For which I received no apology.... Do you really think you deserve one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Is that figure inclusive of the posts I was accused of making under another identity and subsequently banned ? For which I received no apology.... Shut the fuck up and take it, Punky, you whinging, stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Occasionally? At 7,000 plus posts you're one of The Corner's most prolific end-users. Cooler: 18 months. Don’t let the cunt walk all over you babes x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Just been reading that this pair’s baby is going to be a boy ( there’s lucky ) and they don’t want to know which one of them is the father. Eh? As I understand it some cunt (or maybe them) mixed up the spunk before shooting it up the rented fanny with a Turkey Baster. eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!! The world’s gone fucking mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 A boy eh? Fuck me there's going to be a race every time the poor little fuckers nappy needs changing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Just been reading that this pair’s baby is going to be a boy ( there’s lucky ) and they don’t want to know which one of them is the father. Eh? As I understand it some cunt (or maybe them) mixed up the spunk before shooting it up the rented fanny with a Turkey Baster. eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!! The world’s gone fucking mental. I think you'll find, judgie old bean, the spunk in question will be deposited first in one of these uber benders arseholes then transferred to said rent a fanny via felching, probably by elton fucking john or another to their arse butler mates. I'm hoping the poor little fucker comes out black so one the poofters is caught cheating, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you'll find, judgie old bean, the spunk in question will be deposited first in one of these uber benders arseholes then transferred to said rent a fanny via felching, probably by elton fucking john or another to their arse butler mates. I'm hoping the poor little fucker comes out black so one the poofters is caught cheating, again. Our resident depravity expert in full flow... Fuck off pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 6:58 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Shut the fuck up and take it, Punky, you whinging, stupid fucking cunt! Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Our resident depravity expert in full flow... Fuck off pervert. Actually I made that up, you've already been contracted to do the felching deed than vomit it into the rent a fanny. Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you'll find, judgie old bean, the spunk in question will be deposited first in one of these uber benders arseholes then transferred to said rent a fanny via felching, probably by elton fucking john or another to their arse butler mates. I'm hoping the poor little fucker comes out black so one the poofters is caught cheating, again. As a parable of the moral decay and utter depravity of contemporary society I thought this story stood up by itself. But no, ...........you couldn’t let it lie could you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you'll find, judgie old bean, the spunk in question will be deposited first in one of these uber benders arseholes then transferred to said rent a fanny via felching, probably by elton fucking john or another to their arse butler mates. I'm hoping the poor little fucker comes out black so one the poofters is caught cheating, again. Elton John sang 'don't let the son go down on me' so he probably won't want involved. But a cunt non the less. He stormed off stage the other day because a man touched him. Strange, when the fuckers had enough lengths of cock to put an hand rail over the Alps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 God Almighty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 So you’ve seen the scan now celebrate the “baby shower”. This, apparently, is an American custom where the prospective mother is thrown a party by her friends. Unfortunately the mother, an employee of rentaslagswomb.com, was not available so we have to make do with pictures of the pair of perverts pissing it up. Ahhh. Innit lovely eh? Ain’tcha happy for ‘em? It’s like a fairy tale innit? Er......except for the poor unborn cunt and the fucked up life he has ahead of him. Still, as long as Tom and his bumdaddy are glorying in the publicity that’s all that matters. Innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 49 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So you’ve seen the scan now celebrate the “baby shower”. This, apparently, is an American custom where the prospective mother is thrown a party by her friends. Unfortunately the mother, an employee of rentaslagswomb.com, was not available so we have to make do with pictures of the pair of perverts pissing it up. Ahhh. Innit lovely eh? Ain’tcha happy for ‘em? It’s like a fairy tale innit? Er......except for the poor unborn cunt and the fucked up life he has ahead of him. Still, as long as Tom and his bumdaddy are glorying in the publicity that’s all that matters. Innit? The only light at the end of the tunnel for the baby in this fiasco, is all the publicity, should hopefully help him find his real mother first chance he gets, and get as far away as possible from these weirdos in speedos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: ...so we have to make do with pictures of the pair of perverts pissing it up. They can drink as much as they like, it's not like they're actually pregnant. The pictures show a distinct lack of guests - you don't think it's all just a big publicity stunt, do you? Oh, and in case you can't make it out, the sashes both say "Daddy to be". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They can drink as much as they like, it's not like they're actually pregnant. The pictures show a distinct lack of guests - you don't think it's all just a big publicity stunt, do you? Oh, and in case you can't make it out, the sashes both say "Daddy to be". The cunts even look like clones, eyes, nose, chin, colouring, and hair. Weird fucks, what is going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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