Eddie 3,417 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 British Olympic diver Tom Daley has announced he is having a baby with his husband, US film director Dustin Lance Black. They both shared the news on their social media accounts. The couple got married in a service at Bovey Castle Hotel on Dartmoor, Devon, in May last year. Where do you start with this one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PANZER MURPHY 652 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Best of luck to em Panzerknacker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Decimus 7,756 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I have to respectfully disagree on this one, Eddie. They're in a stable relationship and are financially secure. The fact that they chug down on cock shouldn't detract from the fact that they can offer a secure and loving home to a child. Too many kids are produced as a result of "normal" heterosexual relationships where both parents are emotionally and financially incapable of supporting them. In my book, if you can independently afford to have children and are in the position to not fuck them up, then it shouldn't matter what you've got packing in your Speedo's. That being said, I want Daley dead. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cuntybaws 6,667 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Fuck Tom Daley! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cuntybaws 6,667 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: British Olympic diver Tom Daley has announced he is having a baby with his husband, US film director Dustin Lance Black. If they'd said they were adopting a baby, that would be one thing. To say they're "having" a baby is worryingly ambiguous. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jiggerycock 1,843 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If they'd said they were adopting a baby, that would be one thing. To say they're "having" a baby is worryingly ambiguous. "I've had a baby! I can see it's little legs kicking!" "Fuck off you dirty bastard - you've just shat on a frog!" (Chubby Brown, c.1987) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judgetwi 2,055 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If they'd said they were adopting a baby, that would be one thing. To say they're "having" a baby is worryingly ambiguous. Exactly. There are plenty of kids for them to adopt but that isn’t good enough for rich cunts like this pair. So they rent out some slag’s womb so they can have a designer, tailor made spoilt brat. I wonder how they decided who’s spunk to use? Unnatural fucking bastards. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wizardsleeve 2,719 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I simply do not have the words. At least my sentiments have been aptly expressed by Judge, Decs and Jiggers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie 3,417 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I wonder how they decided who’s spunk to use? Unnatural fucking bastards. Probably the one who could spit it the furthest up the rent a mums hairy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I fucking detest the Daley Male, if indeed you can refer to the prancing fairy as that. His newspaper is shit as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil 2,299 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Will one of them have what looks like a 3rd arse cheek whilst carrying the next generation of knob jockey? Pair of shit cunts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Witheredscrote 939 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Exactly. There are plenty of kids for them to adopt but that isn’t good enough for rich cunts like this pair. So they rent out some slag’s womb so they can have a designer, tailor made spoilt brat. I wonder how they decided who’s spunk to use? Unnatural fucking bastards. I suppose it's all a matter of taste. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trumpton Bacon 236 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I suppose it's all a matter of taste. You horribly depraved (and French), freestyle goose frotter, my haricots sur toast has just been consigned to the poubelle, fucking vivre indeed. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ape™️ 4,677 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I suppose it's all a matter of taste. Have a like, you stupid French cunt. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 4,372 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Eddie said: British Olympic diver Tom Daley has announced he is having a baby with his husband, US film director Dustin Lance Black. They both shared the news on their social media accounts. The couple got married in a service at Bovey Castle Hotel on Dartmoor, Devon, in May last year. Where do you start with this one... Fair to play them. As long as they are good loving parents, then no problem as far as I'm concerned. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Last Cunt Standing 747 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fair to play them. As long as they are good loving parents, then no problem as far as I'm concerned. Agreed. I just wonder what’ll happen when it’s time for the Dad’s race on sports day. Toss for it? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil 2,299 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Fuck 'em both,cunts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest White van man Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Not only does the poor little kid not get the love from it's real parents, it has to face going through school being ridiculed for having benders as 'dads'. Even as adults we ridcule benders. We do it every day just on here in jest. If it's a son they have, it will be gone and not look back the first chance it gets, and will make sure the 'grandchildren' dont have to endure the same. Imagine if it was two gay priests we were discussing. A big no in my opinion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 4,372 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Agreed. I just wonder what’ll happen when it’s time for the Dad’s race on sports day. Toss for it? Or the mum's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rick_B 290 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 So what are you saying? That a child who has two same sex parents who actually care for him/her would be better off with the kind of dysfunctional monsters who populate The Jeremy Kyle show, just because they are opposite sex and therefore that's automatically better and "normal"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil 2,299 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Some people think that same sex parents are 'dysfunctional'....just sayin' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie 3,417 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, Rick_B said: So what are you saying? That a child who has two same sex parents who actually care for him/her would be better off with the kind of dysfunctional monsters who populate The Jeremy Kyle show, just because they are opposite sex and therefore that's automatically better and "normal"? No of course not but why is it that a normal heterosexual couple would have to be the Jeremy Kyle type? I'm referring to a normal heterosexual couple, you know a man and a woman. A man will bring something to the upbringing of a child that a woman can't and vice versa. It is a fact that these two are not normal, as in the norm unless I've missed a great change in the sexual demographic of the world. Let's not pretend that a marriage is for same sex couples, done properly it is a religious ceremony held in a church between a man and a woman, not bill and Fred in matching pink suits with sore bums. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Witheredscrote 939 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: No of course not but why is it that a normal heterosexual couple would have to be the Jeremy Kyle type? I'm referring to a normal heterosexual couple, you know a man and a woman. A man will bring something to the upbringing of a child that a woman can't and vice versa. It is a fact that these two are not normal, as in the norm unless I've missed a great change in the sexual demographic of the world. Let's not pretend that a marriage is for same sex couples, done properly it is a religious ceremony held in a church between a man and a woman, not bill and Fred in matching pink suits with sore bums. What you say is very true Ed, but if you had simply typed 'Fuck off, you bender loving cunt', it would have saved 3 minutes of your life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest White van man Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: No of course not but why is it that a normal heterosexual couple would have to be the Jeremy Kyle type? I'm referring to a normal heterosexual couple, you know a man and a woman. A man will bring something to the upbringing of a child that a woman can't and vice versa. It is a fact that these two are not normal, as in the norm unless I've missed a great change in the sexual demographic of the world. Let's not pretend that a marriage is for same sex couples, done properly it is a religious ceremony held in a church between a man and a woman, not bill and Fred in matching pink suits with sore bums. I wrote something similar without the religious bit, but got logged out and lost it. There's more to it than buying nice clothes. Kids are better with their mam and dad. Girls particularly without their dad grow up with daddie issues, sleeping with mutiple men to fill the void. Step parents over compensate which can drastically affect a kids upbringing. If i had two bender parents, i wouldn't go to school. A social experiment guaranteed to fail. Unfortunately it will be a long time before the effects are seen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judgetwi 2,055 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, White van man said: If i had two bender parents, i wouldn't go to school. A social experiment guaranteed to fail. Unfortunately it will be a long time before the effects are seen. Yeah but if your bender parents were rich you would be going to a Public School where most of the pupils would soon be arsefucking each other anyway. One up the bum no harm done, as they say among the upper classes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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