Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: She looks a right slapper. I say send Neil round, and he'll sort her out. I would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: She comes from Tunstall, I bet none of you have ever seen the place .. a complete dump. I've heard of KT Tunstall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Street = Boulevard or Rue Neighbour = the Bretton shirt and beret wearing person who lives in the next Gite, and probably calls you an Anglais Cunt. What's "Bretton"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: She comes from Tunstall, I bet none of you have ever seen the place .. a complete dump. I bet you have plenty of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 6 hours ago, DrCunt said: As thick as fucking pig shit, yes. A stupid cunt, undeniably. However, does this note, plus telling the male driver to "Move your fucking van", really constitue a public order offence these days? Someone this stupid does seem a pretty easy target for improving "crimes solved" percentages. The dumb cunt couldn't even find a decent piece of paper to write it on, i would execute this flid Doc, it's the only way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 54 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Turns out she doesn't even have a car herself. The bitch needed the parking space for her numerous “clients” constantly dropping by on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: She comes from Tunstall, I bet none of you have ever seen the place .. a complete dump. I've seen Tunstall, and I concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: What's "Bretton"? Did you enjoy your petit vacances ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: Turns out she doesn't even have a car herself. Fucking outstanding! What a magnificent species of despicable fucking slaggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 8 hours ago, DrCunt said: As thick as fucking pig shit, yes. A stupid cunt, undeniably. However, does this note, plus telling the male driver to "Move your fucking van", really constitue a public order offence these days? Someone this stupid does seem a pretty easy target for improving "crimes solved" percentages. The thick swamp donkey probably thought it was an ice cream van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The thick swamp donkey probably thought it was an ice cream van. I’m sure they could have given the slag a screwball if they’d tried hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Fucking sad little whore. I hope she waits too long for an ambulance when in labour with the inevitable scum breed kids she will pop out of her probably already well used, slack and and flapping fuck tunnel. I hope she dies in agony very slowly of blood loss while her ambulance waits to park up. Horrid illiterate little cunt. I want her dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 She looks like the dirty slag who came in my dad's pub that I threw out for sucking a pensioner off in the gents toilet. I hope a pit bull rips her face off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 I hope she gets pinworms and that she gets an attack of the 'invisible ants' at an inopportune moment, such as calling for an ambulence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m sure they could have given the slag a screwball if they’d tried hard enough. Or a 69. Sorry, a 99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 I hope she reads this site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 2/20/2018 at 3:48 PM, DrCunt said: I love how she's so blonde and white she practically blends in with the wallpaper like the predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I love how she's so blonde and white she practically blends in with the wallpaper like the predator. If it bleeds, it can be killed. Let's pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I love how she's so blonde and white she practically blends in with the wallpaper like the predator. I'd pay to watch this Alien versus that Predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'd pay to watch this Alien versus that Predator. That’s Ape in his Sado-Masochist evening dress..... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd pay to watch this Alien versus that Predator. Ahhh! you piqued my geekness! That's an Aliens drone concept alien that was never used if i'm correct? Also a NECA action figure... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it bleeds, it can be killed. Let's pray. That's some pretty sophisticated shit for a bunch of half assed mountain boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it bleeds, it can be killed. Let's pray. This should help you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 23 hours ago, scotty said: I've seen Tunstall, and I concur. I wonder if the old man with the BMX bike who sits on the main street selling his pencil drawings of the local buildings is still around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: A candid photo of Punker's dogging in the golf club car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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