Jake The Muss Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 38 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve invented a device that opens bottles, but I’m struggling to think of a name for it. Can you help? You love trolling me , you fucking saddo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Charlotte Church? She could open my bottle any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: You love trolling me , you fucking saddo. Give him a catchy avant-garde name for his creation - something that reeks of pizazz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 11 hours ago, Ape said: I’ve invented a device that opens bottles, but I’m struggling to think of a name for it. Can you help? Fender cracker, cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: She could open my bottle any time. But have you got the bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 On 20/02/2018 at 4:13 PM, The Beast said: Never mind the fine or the criminal record this lady has, what goes around comes around. If she should ever call 999 for the ambulance service there will be an on screen alert on her address. Ambulance staff will not attend her address unless accompanied by plod. The crew or car will wait around the corner until a police officer is available.......this could all take some time. There isn't any shortage of these cunts on all the ambulance services' books. The system has got various ways of fighting back. The acid throwers have dropped off the radar partly because of a blackout on publicising these when they happen and partly because the powers that be have have made it known that they will be pursued regardless of risk to the offender and that should they get injured help for the injured acid throwers will be very slow coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Fender777 said: I'm working on a new weapon called the spine ripper, it's a prodding kind of thing, bit like a cow prodder but two claws grip the spine with such a force that the spine gives way and then a sharp pull on the prodder rips the spine completely from the body. Gonna try it out on some chavs the weekend. If it helps in your journey to becoming a nasty piece of work again Fender, I'm all for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Ape said: Don’t encourage the stupid twat - he might decide to become ThunderCunt again, and I’m not sure I could endure that. Think not what cunts can do for you but what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Think not what cunts can do for you but what .........a wanker you are? A famous quote. Heinrich Himmler I believe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 17 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Give him a catchy avant-garde name for his creation - something that reeks of pizazz! Ooooh! I love pizazz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Ooooh! I love pizazz! Rollo, say you were the head of marketing at ape's company. What snazzy name and strapline would you suggest for this bottle opening gizmo and it's advertising? I insist that you answer soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 10:24 PM, Trumpton Bacon said: I was going to suggest you try it out on Bill first, but I forgot, he's a spineless cunt. And balless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 10:18 PM, Ape said: Don’t encourage the stupid twat - he might decide to become ThunderCunt again, and I’m not sure I could endure that. Just for you Tarzan, you horrible little shit brick, get ready for the pain Cunt !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: Rollo, say you were the head of marketing at ape's company. What snazzy name and strapline would you suggest for this bottle opening gizmo and it's advertising? I insist that you answer soon. Rollo would call it "Mince Like Me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 6 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Rollo would call it "Mince Like Me". That's just silly, Albert. You can't open bottles by mincing them, they would break! Glass everywhere. Imagine if you did that to someone 's drink down the pub (just for example, Eric) and you spilled his pint. You might actually find yourself in a real fight rather than pretending ... Don't say you weren't warned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: .........a wanker you are? A famous quote. Heinrich Himmler I believe? Nazi filf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Rollo, say you were the head of marketing at ape's company. What snazzy name and strapline would you suggest for this bottle opening gizmo and it's advertising? I insist that you answer soon. How about "Ape's cretin-proof bottle opener ... Tried and tested on Ape"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 51 minutes ago, King Rollo said: That's just silly, Albert. You can't open bottles by mincing them, they would break! Glass everywhere. Imagine if you did that to someone 's drink down the pub (just for example, Eric) and you spilled his pint. You might actually find yourself in a real fight rather than pretending ... Don't say you weren't warned! I was alluding to the way you move, you top notch poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: I was alluding to the way you move, you top notch poof. How would that be relevant to a bottle opener? How about you become my new side-kick ... Just imagine, King Rollo and Captain Irrelevant? Then again, perhaps not. Everyone in the castle thinks you're a c*nt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: How would that be relevant to a bottle opener? How about you become my new side-kick ... Just imagine, King Rollo and Captain Irrelevant? Then again, perhaps not. Everyone in the castle thinks you're a c*nt! Only thinks? The only castle you may have "owned" is a sand one on the beach at New Brighton you made last week whilst you were on half term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Only thinks? The only castle you may have "owned" is a sand one on the beach at New Brighton you made last week whilst you were on half term. Well, it is true that I enjoy making sandcastles in Brighton from time to time. I can hazard a guess as to which of Brighton's famous past-times you participate in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Well, it is true that I enjoy making sandcastles in Brighton from time to time. I can hazard a guess as to which of Brighton's famous past-times you participate in. Read it properly mincer, the only two pastimes in Brighton I've participated in are drinking cheap beer in JDW and attending the horse racing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Read it properly mincer, the only two pastimes in Brighton I've participated in are drinking cheap beer in JDW and attending the horse racing. I can well believe your Brighton-based japes involved the odd horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Just now, King Rollo said: I can well believe your Brighton-based japes involved the odd horse! You really are a bigger thick cunt than me, ask your imaginary governess to help you with you reading and comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: You really are a bigger thick cunt than me, ask your imaginary governess to help you with you reading and comprehension. Last time you got this hot under the collar, you challenged someone to a fight! We all know how that turned out. What's it to be? A dual? Pistols at dawn? Cook's a black-belt, and Wizard knows some nasty spells so beware! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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