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Guest Lady Penelope
Just now, Ape said:

Yet again, humour is lost upon you. Fucking idiot.

He was just taking a break from watching his war hogs fighting.

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've haven't read anything remotely funny on this bullshit site in weeks thanks to @Albert Ross @Lady Penelope @King Rollo flooding it with utter shite with not a single cunting is site

@Mrs Roops pull your finger out of your hairy gash and sort this shit out!

I hate to say it but we need the old, vile and nasty frank back....

I am stil sitting in a quiet bar in Theresa Town, Budapest  and I see this despicable post .. Stubby get you're finger out .. oh shit I forgot to log out as Lady P.

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I had a tutor in university who pronounced 'chicken' as 'chickun'.

As if that wasn't bad enough, he attenuated the 'chick' and rather extended the 'un'.

Safe in the knowledge the old cunt's dead, I can only hope it involved being pecked to death by CHICKENS

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Guest Lady Penelope
2 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I welcome Albert's arrival, really. He's the only thing preventing Pen from cementing her status as the site's biggest anus.

Ghastly ..you are worse than Whizz and only three million points above Eric.

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

Punchy. Have you been soaking your dentures in gin again?

No .. but Eric has .. three responses compared  to your tight tightfisted one. .. the Colchester Pitbull is enraged lol.

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24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oestrogen, stops her cock from protruding too much.

My Auntie Vi used to help barren women get pregnant in the 50s.

"We used to lock 'em in a field with a randy bull Ratty. They were so scared they egged themselves!"

Then she'd check my prostate

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 minute ago, ratcum said:

My Auntie Vi used to help barren women get pregnant in the 50s.

"We used to lock 'em in a field with a randy bull Ratty. They were so scared they egged themselves!"

Then she'd check my prostate

You eggcel yourself at times Ratty.

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53 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I welcome Albert's arrival, really. He's the only thing preventing Pen from cementing her status as the site's biggest anus.

To be fair to Alberto, he's weathered the storm of the site's disapprovers and even throws the odd flan himself.

Rollo reminds me of quantum memory; he exists but is utterly inexplicable   

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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

To be fair to Alberto, he's weathered the storm of the site's disapprovers and even throws the odd flan himself.

Rollo reminds me of quantum memory; he exists but is utterly inexplicable   

I can't deny his (Albert's) resilience, Ratty. With due respect, his thick-skinnedness echoes those with Down's syndrome, in as much as they are too impassive to realise their obvious shortcomings.

It's little wonder he's gone so far at McDonald's, immune to the sound of the PTSD-related timers of the deep fat fryers ringing in his ears.

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