Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Slapton Sands Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 I see this spam-faced monstrosity has landed the main gig on BBC Breakfast now. She’s also twatting about in prime time with that Welsh slapper telling stupid people not to spend £500 a month on Waitrose toilet roll or some such (using her highly detailed experience of business journalism). One can only imagine she is noshing the director general, as I’ve seen more attractive and talented women outside my local Mecca bingo. What a fucking fright. Yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see this spam-faced monstrosity has landed the main gig on BBC Breakfast now. She’s also twatting about in prime time with that Welsh slapper telling stupid people not to spend £500 a month on Waitrose toilet roll or some such (using her highly detailed experience of business journalism). One can only imagine she is noshing the director general, as I’ve seen more attractive and talented women outside my local Mecca bingo. What a fucking fright. Yuk. I wouldn't let her ugly northern chops anywhere near my bell end,she looks like a cross between Les Dawson and Tommy Cooper and sounds even fucking worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 42 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see this spam-faced monstrosity has landed the main gig on BBC Breakfast now. She’s also twatting about in prime time with that Welsh slapper telling stupid people not to spend £500 a month on Waitrose toilet roll or some such (using her highly detailed experience of business journalism). One can only imagine she is noshing the director general, as I’ve seen more attractive and talented women outside my local Mecca bingo. What a fucking fright. Yuk. Quite Right Doc, its obvious to anybody with any sense that to understand Business one must also be attractive and easy on the eye. Look if you desperately want to splatter your load at that time in the morning then switch over to ITV where Susanna Read resides , I guarantee that on your vinegar stroke that Utter cunt Trump apologist Piers Morgan will appear on the screen to retard your moment of joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 25 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Quite Right Doc, its obvious to anybody with any sense that to understand Business one must also be attractive and easy on the eye. Look if you desperately want to splatter your load at that time in the morning then switch over to ITV where Susanna Read resides , I guarantee that on your vinegar stroke that Utter cunt Trump apologist Piers Morgan will appear on the screen to retard your moment of joy. That's probably what old doc is waiting for to spaff his load I still can't decide if Naga Muchetty is worthy of a forearm fave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's probably what old doc is waiting for to spaff his load I still can't decide if Naga Muchetty is worthy of a forearm fave? Naga, hmm its smacks of interracial boundaries being crossed, best stay out of it Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Naga, hmm its smacks of interracial boundaries being crossed, best stay out of it Stubby. Reported. Well, it seems very fashionable these days. Naga is an Asian love pixie and shall not be defamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 I think you’ve been very harsh on this young woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's probably what old doc is waiting for to spaff his load I still can't decide if Naga Muchetty is worthy of a forearm fave? Naga Muchetty? Sounds like an Indian starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I think you’ve been very harsh on this young woman. Totally agree, Spotto. She's a proper Boro lass is Steph. I've seen her at the Boro ground a couple of times. Although I must admit when I stood next to her in the toilets against Villa last year, I've never lost an erection quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Totally agree, Spotto. She's a proper Boro lass is Steph. I've seen her at the Boro ground a couple of times. Although I must admit when I stood next to her in the toilets against Villa last year, I've never lost an erection quicker. she does tend to loiter in there, doesn’t she? I imagine it’s her prostate, the saggy old flange. I saw Anna Kournikova at an Ice Hockey match once, so fuck you, I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Naga Muchetty? Sounds like an Indian starter. I’d order her. Even without mango chutney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d order her. Even without mango chutney. thinking about it, Naga looks a lot like that other well know indian starter dish, Shami Kebab Chakraborti.....mmmm delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: thinking about it, Naga looks a lot like that other well know indian starter dish, Shami Kebab Chakraborti.....mmmm delicious. Fatima Manji might be a good addition to the menu too, if only you could get the wrapper off to inspect it properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: thinking about it, Naga looks a lot like that other well know indian starter dish, Shami Kebab Chakraborti.....mmmm delicious. I wouldn't say no to that Shilpa Poppadom either. Jade Goody, Rest In Piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:04 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: I'd give her one in the dirtbox but I'd be worried about getting any traction on those Pissflaps. brilliant! On 3/3/2018 at 10:04 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: I'd give her one in the dirtbox but I'd be worried about getting any traction on those Pissflaps. brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:33 PM, Wizardsleeve said: If she would wear those leggings for a few days then post them to Casa De Wiz....that would be brilliant! i`ve run out of like wizz, bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 This truly fucking awful cunt has just been on the BBC lunchtime news "interviewing" Polish immigrants. The Polish immigrants had infinitely better English, and looked a lot less like David Walliams after a car crash. I genuinely can't believe that any licence payers' money is directed to this vapid bint at all, let alone on an equal basis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Also, despite looking like that fucking Octomum, she maintains she's not pregnant and claims it's just a pot belly. If so it's some fucking pot, love, more like a cauldron. Has anyone ever seen Steph and Gary O'Donoghue in the same room together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 apparently the beeb has around 500 transgender employee`s on it`s books, i`m just wondering if our steph is the new union rep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:04 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: On 3/3/2018 at 10:33 PM, Wizardsleeve said: If she would wear those leggings for a few days then post them to Casa De Wiz....that would be brilliant! Surely you mean 'Casa De Jizz'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 48 minutes ago, killemall said: apparently the beeb has around 500 transgender employee`s on it`s books, i`m just wondering if our steph is the new union rep? I've always considered Steph more brawn than brains. When she's not failing abysmally to try and look hot in front of the cameras, I bet she's kicking down doors and wrestling TV licence-dodgers to ensure her salary can be fulfilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I've always considered Steph more brawn than brains. When she's not failing abysmally to try and look hot in front of the cameras, I bet she's kicking down doors and wrestling TV licence-dodgers to ensure her salary can be fulfilled. your right wolfie,what was i thinking, no amount of hairstyles is gonna do it for steph she has to be the muscle in this operation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, killemall said: your right wolfie,what was i thinking, no amount of hairstyles is gonna do it for steph she has to be the muscle in this operation 'You're'. Careful, otherwise people might suspect you're from the same council estate as Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) Breakfast TV sucks. What time's breakfast anyway? You cannot tell me that McGovern has ever jugged a pair of kippers, or crisped-up a brace of Muffins, let alone porridged any oats. Edited October 14, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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