RNLI & its Safeguarding Risks

[Guest Lady Penelope]

So two Lifeboatmen from North Yorkshire  have been sacked for having mugs that were "safeguarding risks" (One mug in question  shewn ^{not sic} Below) and others have resigned following the sacking. Perhaps the work they have done over their years of service should be undone and the people that they might have saved taken out to sea and thrown overboard to drown. Perhaps someone should comprehend that the sort of people who volunteer their time to go out and risk their lives to save others and/or pull dead bodies from the water are likely to be bloody minded cantankerous cunts. That goes with the territory. Perhaps the office cunts who decided to sack them should jump in the sea themselves and refuse to be rescued by anyone who is not hairy fairy.

[Earl of Punkape]

8 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said:

So two Lifeboatmen from North Yorkshire  have been sacked for having mugs that were "safeguarding risks" (One mug in question  shewn ^{not sic} Below) and others have resigned following the sacking. Perhaps the work they have done over their years of service should be undone and the people that they might have saved taken out to sea and thrown overboard to drown. Perhaps someone should comprehend that the sort of people who volunteer their time to go out and risk their lives to save others and/or pull dead bodies from the water are likely to be bloody minded cantankerous cunts. That goes with the territory. Perhaps the office cunts who decided to sack them should jump in the sea themselves and refuse to be rescued by anyone who is not hairy fairy.

More ridiculous PC bollocks. Those who instigated the dismissals should horsewhipped along with the evil cunts who indoctrinated them.

[Jiggerycock]

Lifeboat chiefs have defended the sacking, saying “this was not a trivial matter”.

No, I don't suppose it was, in the grey, humourless, totalitarian, 'offended on behalf of everyone' world the line managers inhabit.

For ye have not learned to submit yourselves, ye have not learned petty policy. For today have the petty people become master: they all preach submission and humility and policy and diligence and consideration and the long et cetera of petty virtues

[Eric Cuntman]

45 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said:

So two Lifeboatmen from North Yorkshire  have been sacked for having mugs that were "safeguarding risks" (One mug in question  shewn ^{not sic} Below) and others have resigned following the sacking. Perhaps the work they have done over their years of service should be undone and the people that they might have saved taken out to sea and thrown overboard to drown. Perhaps someone should comprehend that the sort of people who volunteer their time to go out and risk their lives to save others and/or pull dead bodies from the water are likely to be bloody minded cantankerous cunts. That goes with the territory. Perhaps the office cunts who decided to sack them should jump in the sea themselves and refuse to be rescued by anyone who is not hairy fairy.

How fucking ridiculous. I just read a couple of articles on this and it seems it was reported by a woman who took offence, the 2 men were first warned and asked to remove the mugs, and then sacked. The excuse was that pictures of partly exposed women are a risk to children! The same children who all have smart phones which they can use to watch 'anal rape torture porn'. The whole world has gone to shit. George Orwell was fucking spot on.

[Guest Couldn't give a shit]

The poisonous harridan should be bound, gagged, taken from her home under the cover of darkness then taken out to sea and fed to the first available shark. 

I bet the ugly fucking slag looks like this...

 

[Cuntybaws]

It will be a great consolation to the next poor drowning cunt, as they go under for the third time, that at least they won't have to suffer the horror of seeing an unclothed woman on the crockery back at base. Death is preferable to that indignity!

It's also good news for the Spastics Society (or whatever they're called these days) who will be getting all the shrapnel in their bar top collecting boxes that might otherwise have gone in to the little RNLI boat.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It will be a great consolation to the next poor drowning cunt, as they go under for the third time, that at least they won't have to suffer the horror of seeing an unclothed woman on the crockery back at base. Death is preferable to that indignity!

It's also good news for the Spastics Society (or whatever they're called these days) who will be getting all the shrapnel in their bar top collecting boxes that might otherwise have gone in to the little RNLI boat.

You're correct Baws. The SS took a lot of shrapnel.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

This is Admins idea of merchandise. Punkers and his rubber ring.

Courtesy of Penisorearse Rex. Shuttlecock.  

 

[Stubby Pecker]

The picture in question is no more revealing than the slags plastered over billboards or the semi wank material you see in ad breaks.

Good thinking RNLI, that's your donations halved and your Xmas cards and calendar fucked.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

RNLI: Ragamuffin Necrophiliac Limpwristed Immigrants. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

When I heard the story on the radio, I wondered which of you would succumb to the Morning Outrage Reflex over their cornflakes and take to T’Corner to vent mucho spleen. 

You should all consider your blood pressures and just stop buying the Daily Mail. It’s full of clickbait shit designed to enrage the populace and you all fell for it.

Of course the story is laughably ridiculous and points to a failed society. Exactly who is offended by this mug and is their offence reasonable? Like fuck it is. The hoardes of the perpetually outraged are running rampant creating jobs for themselves, our society convulses with the risk averse nonsense they generate, and consequently there is an end-of-empire feel to much of Western civilisation these days.

But you can all do fuck all about it. So instead of bitching and whining at the whim of Paul Dacre, better perhaps to accept it has all gone to shit, laugh in the face of such provocation, go to the beach with a good bottle of wine, some good music and good company. Leave the idiots now running this asylum to it. Disengage. 

You’ll be so much happier when you don’t give a fuck anymore. 

PS. The RNLI in my experience are heroes. I remember the Penlee disaster. They could be into decapitation snuff movies for all I care.

PPS. Apparently the worry was a visiting school trip might be offended at this tame image. I’d say the solution might have been to ban school visits then and let the man drink his tea in fucking peace. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How fucking ridiculous. I just read a couple of articles on this and it seems it was reported by a woman who took offence, the 2 men were first warned and asked to remove the mugs, and then sacked. The excuse was that pictures of partly exposed women are a risk to children! The same children who all have smart phones which they can use to watch 'anal rape torture porn'. The whole world has gone to shit. George Orwell was fucking spot on.

A connoisseur? Have you any suggestions?  

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

A connoisseur? Have you any suggestions?  

I've got one for you, you little felching girl. Two words: Fuck Off.

[camberwell gypsy]

6 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

The poisonous harridan should be bound, gagged, taken from her home under the cover of darkness then taken out to sea and fed to the first available shark. 

I bet the ugly fucking slag looks like this...

 

Billy Jean King looks good for her age. 

[camberwell gypsy]

8 hours ago, Miss Penelope said:

So two Lifeboatmen from North Yorkshire  have been sacked for having mugs that were "safeguarding risks" (One mug in question  shewn ^{not sic} Below) and others have resigned following the sacking. Perhaps the work they have done over their years of service should be undone and the people that they might have saved taken out to sea and thrown overboard to drown. Perhaps someone should comprehend that the sort of people who volunteer their time to go out and risk their lives to save others and/or pull dead bodies from the water are likely to be bloody minded cantankerous cunts. That goes with the territory. Perhaps the office cunts who decided to sack them should jump in the sea themselves and refuse to be rescued by anyone who is not hairy fairy.

Well I for one won't be wanting rescuing by the RNLI if drift too far out in my rubber ring. I'll be phoning David Hassithoff and his gang to rescue me. Hhhmph. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Billy Jean King looks good for her age. 

If that’s her, I wouldn’t sniff that finger. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If that’s her, I wouldn’t sniff that finger. 

The Mushlins queuing-up behind her would have. The finger has been up her arse. 

[Guest luke swarm]

9 hours ago, Miss Penelope said:

So two Lifeboatmen from North Yorkshire  have been sacked for having mugs that were "safeguarding risks" (One mug in question  shewn ^{not sic} Below) and others have resigned following the sacking. Perhaps the work they have done over their years of service should be undone and the people that they might have saved taken out to sea and thrown overboard to drown. Perhaps someone should comprehend that the sort of people who volunteer their time to go out and risk their lives to save others and/or pull dead bodies from the water are likely to be bloody minded cantankerous cunts. That goes with the territory. Perhaps the office cunts who decided to sack them should jump in the sea themselves and refuse to be rescued by anyone who is not hairy fairy.

RNLI, they can fuck off as far as I am concerned, I have lived here in the West Midlands all my life but have yet to see any one of these cunts launch one of their Dingy Boats to save anyone or even help an old lady across the road, selfish twats are always swanning about on a beach somewhere rather than being there when needed. Whole lot ought to be sacked not just these two ignorant turds.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

3 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

RNLI, they can fuck off as far as I am concerned, I have lived here in the West Midlands all my life but have yet to see any one of these cunts launch one of their Dingy Boats to save anyone or even help an old lady across the road, selfish twats are always swanning about on a beach somewhere rather than being there when needed. Whole lot ought to be sacked not just these two ignorant turds.

Here Here... Coastal cunts should have the same as you Mr. S'am.  A St. Bernard with a tot of rum about its collar would put an end to RNLI dependence & addiction.  

[Guest judgetwi]

I note that the RNLI pen pushers said that they had to “let them go.” 

No, you fucking sacked them you faux American twats. Now fuck off to the USA and lick the Clinton pussy you wankers.

[camberwell gypsy]

On 5/3/2018 at 8:20 PM, luke swarm said:

RNLI, they can fuck off as far as I am concerned, I have lived here in the West Midlands all my life but have yet to see any one of these cunts launch one of their Dingy Boats to save anyone or even help an old lady across the road, selfish twats are always swanning about on a beach somewhere rather than being there when needed. Whole lot ought to be sacked not just these two ignorant turds.

Is Crossroads still on up there? 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is Crossroads still on up there? 

Yes .. Benny has left Crossroads though, he works with Frankie and runs some restaurants .. Frankie & Benny's.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

On 5/3/2018 at 1:14 PM, 'eavensabove said:

This is Admins idea of merchandise. Punkers and his rubber ring.

Courtesy of Penisorearse Rex. Shuttlecock.  

 

I think there's a missing possessive apostrophe or two.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

10 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

I think there's a missing possessive apostrophe or two.

I think you're over possessive with your supostrophies and should have your arse looked at.. 

[Stubby Pecker]

On 6 May 2018 at 9:07 PM, Albert Ross Esquire said:

I think there's a missing possessive apostrophe or two.

You bring nothing to this site; no humour, no wit, no intelligence and no ability to pour vitriol on your enemy's. 

Your MO seems to be an annoying little shite who pisses himself at him own 6th form jokes, and to clog up and derail all threads with the hilarious lady p character. 

Please report to your nearest flat roofed pub where the natives will surely rob you, smash you in the face with a broken breeze block then set you on fire.