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DEAD!

The opioid addicted cunt died.  Another pretentious food critic, celebrity chef type going from place to place, consuming the most disgusting shite known on the planet and writing a load of sanctimonious rubbish about it.

Good fucking riddance.  

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Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

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10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

What the fuck are you on about? 

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25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

Priceless cunting. Great work. 

Idiot. 

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38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

DEAD!

The opioid addicted cunt died.  Another pretentious food critic, celebrity chef type going from place to place, consuming the most disgusting shite known on the planet and writing a load of sanctimonious rubbish about it.

Good fucking riddance.  

Anyone endorsed by that sanctimonious, fat-tongued cunt Jamie Oliver, deserves t die. 

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38 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

You stupid fucking popcorn-headed cunt. 

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46 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

Once again I interrupt my vacation,  simply to say that you have made a complete arse of yourself. Wizardsleeve indeed. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
54 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

I believe you'll see him before I will.  Your AIDS ravaged cadaver will be getting arse raped by resentful french culinary fuckwits who failed in their curriculum and probably were slagged off by the boring cunt.   With any luck, Gordon Ramsay will you kick you in the bollocks in a flash back to his footie days.

Fuck off. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
50 minutes ago, Neil said:

Is Withers dead?.....Im confused,top cunting by the way

He got a couple of multis mixed up .. easily done. Wolfie is gay.

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Guest King Rollo

It IS difficult when names are so similar (I mean, they both start with the same 2 letters, right?)  I berated Wizard the other night for posting that I was a "slithering little cunt" ... Look at his grumpy face now...wizard.jpg.96004672270aad46f5a15e11e0ddd26d.jpg

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Be sure to say hello to him when your Oncologiste finally decides you’ve had your last chemo suppository, and that inevitably massive cerebral metastasis decides to bleed horrendously just as you begin your morning game of Pétanque. It can’t be long now. 

I guess from your caravan near the Calais Jungle, you know all about disgusting shite and writing sanctimonious rubbish. 

Vivre, you goose-worrying Cunt. 

Oh dear. I'm assuming that just like their real life counterparts, fake GP's also have serious issues with alcohol.

No wonder you decided that your fictional career would go down the route of general practice instead of surgery, I'd wager your hands are shakier than the evidence you have so far provided to prove that you're not a bullshitting fantasist wanker.

Drunken cunt.

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Oh dear. I'm assuming that just like their real life counterparts, fake GP's also have serious issues with alcohol.

No wonder you decided that your fictional career would go down the route of general practice instead of surgery, I'd wager your hands are shakier than the evidence you have provided to prove that you're not a bullshitting fantasist wanker.

Drunken cunt.

 

Is “Fake GPs” the same as “Fake Agent” and “Fake Taxi”?

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I never had you down as a pornography aficionado, Albert. Does Pen know?

All in the name of research Deci baby.

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Guest Bill Stickers
3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Oh dear. I'm assuming that just like their real life counterparts, fake GP's also have serious issues with alcohol.

No wonder you decided that your fictional career would go down the route of general practice instead of surgery, I'd wager your hands are shakier than the evidence you have so far provided to prove that you're not a bullshitting fantasist wanker.

Drunken cunt.

Never mind baiting this nothing skidmark, Mongumental has been trying to peddle the urban myth that Birmingham Council banned Christmas and replaced it with Wintertide in the other thread. It's the biggest fake news alt-right scandal the Corner has seen since White Van Man made up his 'one million white girls have been raped by nonces' figure on Friday!

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Guest Lady Penelope
5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Once again I interrupt my vacation,  simply to say that you have made a complete arse of yourself. Wizardsleeve indeed. 

Doctor! Doctor!

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58 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Never mind baiting this nothing skidmark, Mongumental has been trying to peddle the urban myth that Birmingham Council banned Christmas and replaced it with Wintertide in the other thread. It's the biggest fake news alt-right scandal the Corner has seen since White Van Man made up his 'one million white girls have been raped by nonces' figure on Friday!

It hasn't escaped my attention, my young padawan. This evening I will attend to the whole sorry situation personally.

Let's just say that the night of the long knives is approaching.

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5 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

Is “Fake GPs” the same as “Fake Agent” and “Fake Taxi”?

I don't know about Fake GPs, but the one I was watching certainly had a few fake nurses with equally fake tits.

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