Ape™️ Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 What kind of fucking idiot chooses to have this message on the back of their car? Why do we need to be cautious? Are they likely to open fire on tailgaters with automatic weapons? Surely the most cuntish car sticker ever...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 What about, show birds in transit? I've seen that too. It all sounds rather bossy and shouty to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 It's dogging verbiage. It's for when you get to the vinegar strokes at the passenger window, there's a complimentary Hungarian Komondor for you to wipe your cock on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I've seen the pompous 'Baby on Board' sticker whilst the woman driver was on her mobile negotiating a roundabout with what looked like her knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Baby On Board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Caution - Christ-Child on Board....second coming imminent' That'll fox the fuckers , especially those docile twats with a 'fish' sticker on the back Marillion were cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Why must we be subject to these eye distracting, tedious window stickers, anyway? Is it no longer good enough to have your eyes on the road, hands at 10 and 2, and safely navigating the plethora of complete fuckwits out there, without seeing what nonsense to which they follow, plastered all over their auto? Cunts!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) Ah, the good old days. Ape was great then, but has gone downhill since. Edited July 2, 2017 by Witheredscrote Caution, Balsawood glider in transit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 I saw one that said POSH WIFE IN TRANSIT it was on the back of a tatty old BL Sherpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ah, the good old days. Ape was great then, but has gone downhill since. When did he go skiing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: When did he go skiing? He didn't he went paragliding and killed one of Scroats geese when he landed on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 46 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ah, the good old days. Ape was great then, but has gone downhill since. You seem to be getting a little obsessed with Ape. You've searched back to a nom made three years ago just to enable you to make another of your oh-so-hilarious little comments. I notice the reference to balsa wood in the edit too. Once I'd stopped laughing hysterically at your comedic genius, I actually felt a tiny amount of pity for you. In direct response to the content of your post, I am pleased that you once considered me great. It's highly unlikely anyone has, or ever will bestow such praise upon you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem to be getting a little obsessed with Ape. You've searched back to a nom made three years ago just to enable you to make another of your oh-so-hilarious little comments. I notice the reference to balsa wood in the edit too. Once I'd stopped laughing hysterically at your comedic genius, I actually felt a tiny amount of pity for you. In direct response to the content of your post, I am pleased that you once considered me great. It's highly unlikely anyone has, or ever will bestow such praise upon you. I agree, but with no celebrity deaths to report this morning, I thought why not resurrect this gem. lol........fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 On 8/17/2014 at 2:23 AM, Jiggerycock said: Caution - Christ-Child on Board....second coming imminent' That'll fox the fuckers , especially those docile twats with a 'fish' sticker on the back Marillion were cunts Mine says 'Driver wanking on-board again,second cumming imminent' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 On 16/08/2014 at 2:01 PM, Ape said: What kind of fucking idiot chooses to have this message on the back of their car? Why do we need to be cautious? Are they likely to open fire on tailgaters with automatic weapons? Surely the most cuntish car sticker ever...... You should have.......... " Illiterate chav spastic at the wheel " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You should have.......... " Illiterate chav spastic at the wheel " Have you got a spare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should have.......... " Illiterate chav spastic at the wheel " Rainbow coloured fish on yours! Edited July 2, 2017 by Stubby Pecker You filthy shit stabbing poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 16/08/2014 at 2:01 PM, Ape said: What kind of fucking idiot chooses to have this message on the back of their car? Why do we need to be cautious? Are they likely to open fire on tailgaters with automatic weapons? Surely the most cuntish car sticker ever...... The only car that should have the sign on is anything Katie Price happens to be in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 8/16/2014 at 9:01 AM, Ape said: What kind of fucking idiot chooses to have this message on the back of their car? Why do we need to be cautious? Are they likely to open fire on tailgaters with automatic weapons? Surely the most cuntish car sticker ever...... The Jenner girls, the Kardashians, Charles' parade of woofer lady friends...Such a sticker could be useful under the proper circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 It's amazing how a old nom, only revived because a French scum-cunt was looking for Ape material to (hilariously) comment on, can create such renewed interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: It's amazing how a old nom, only revived because a French scum-cunt was looking for Ape material to (hilariously) comment on, can create such renewed interest. There is no need to thank me you ungrateful cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: It's amazing how a old nom, only revived because a French scum-cunt was looking for Ape material to (hilariously) comment on, can create such renewed interest. It's difficult to say who was coolered at the time this nom was created. If the cells were full the response would naturally be low. To my understanding, most have been released early, except for the lifers, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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