Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: That Flid on the podium at Trafalgar Square a few years ago might have been very tricky for any anti spaz protestors to dislodge. There was fuck all for the rope to get a grip on. I would have just drawn cocks on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see your midget gems, and raise you… Chinky Cheese would have been more appropriate for this disgusting yellow muck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have just drawn cocks on it. A distinct lack of imagination shown here. I would have drawn a Jim'll Fix It badge on it, attached a 3ft long concrete erect cock and then poured 3 litres of natural yoghurt onto the pavement below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Good old Nadine. Fuck this gravy train up for the shit stabbing luvvies at the BBC, they'll only spend the extra on protecting nonces and poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Good old Nadine. Fuck this gravy train up for the shit stabbing luvvies at the BBC, they'll only spend the extra on protecting nonces and poofs. I'd shag her. Or I would have done 10 years ago. Bit of a Sarah Greene thing about her. Q) what's the similarity between Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt? A) They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'd shag her. Or I would have done 10 years ago. Bit of a Sarah Greene thing about her. Q) what's the similarity between Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt? A) They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's chopper. Green Choppers were the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Green Choppers were the best. Choppers were for black kids, their arms were too long for conventional handlebars. I had a Grifter XL, the one with the black metalflake paint and neon laser graphics. I did have the Raleigh Tomahawk when I was 5. It was a mini version of the chopper. Cue dick jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just tuned in to BBC Question Time and remembered why I don’t watch this pile of leftwing shite anymore. The audience at St.Andrews sitting at least 4 seats apart, mask wankers every one of them, obediently lowering their face nappies to ask a question which they already know the answer to, and then quickly pulling it back up over their gargoyle faces. Fucking grade A pig ugly sheep cunts sitting on their fat lardy Jock arseholes faking outrage and moral superiority when anyone can see they are hand picked wankers with the same political views as the host Fiona Bruce who should fuck off back to the Antiques Roadshow and get herself appraised alongside the assorted Chippendale furniture, ancient relics and all the other shite and useless tat that no cunt wants to buy at the local car boot sale or charity shop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 20/01/2022 at 23:11, King Billy said: Just tuned in to BBC Question Time and remembered why I don’t watch this pile of leftwing shite anymore. The audience at St.Andrews sitting at least 4 seats apart, mask wankers every one of them, obediently lowering their face nappies to ask a question which they already know the answer to, and then quickly pulling it back up over their gargoyle faces. Fucking grade A pig ugly sheep cunts sitting on their fat lardy Jock arseholes faking outrage and moral superiority when anyone can see they are hand picked wankers with the same political views as the host Fiona Bruce who should fuck off back to the Antiques Roadshow and get herself appraised alongside the assorted Chippendale furniture, ancient relics and all the other shite and useless tat that no cunt wants to buy at the local car boot sale or charity shop. The BBC want to add the cost of TV licence onto everyone’s council tax from 2027. The current entropy of clients doesn’t bode well for future earnings, so the cunts are looking at ways of trapping all citizens into paying the fee by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: The BBC want to add the cost of TV licence onto everyone’s council tax from 2027. The current entropy of clients doesn’t bode well for future earnings, so the cunts are looking at ways of trapping all citizens into paying the fee by default. The BBC can suck my spotty arsehole. By BBC I mean Naga Munchetty obviously, and not Dan Walker or David Attenborough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 Any of you SJWs out there scouring the web for your next fix of outrage, needn’t bother looking at the Met Office, in the hope of finding your next excuse for a massive meltdown, as the guys and gals (and the other 97 gender groups and counting) who used to just guess whether it might rain tomorrow have decided that woke is the way forward for 21st century weather mongs. Storm ‘MALIK’ is reportedly battering parts of the U.K. tonight. I suppose it’s only fair, as there must be a growing number of bearded, peaceful young men out there who are furious at every storm being given names like Arthur, Hilda etc. Ive been unable to find Storm Steve, Typhoon Tony or Hurricane Harold anywhere else across the world though. I do hope it’s not just us that have become total fucking gutless wankers. The frogs will never let us live it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Any of you SJWs out there scouring the web for your next fix of outrage, needn’t bother looking at the Met Office, in the hope of finding your next excuse for a massive meltdown, as the guys and gals (and the other 97 gender groups and counting) who used to just guess whether it might rain tomorrow have decided that woke is the way forward for 21st century weather mongs. Storm ‘MALIK’ is reportedly battering parts of the U.K. tonight. I suppose it’s only fair, as there must be a growing number of bearded, peaceful young men out there who are furious at every storm being given names like Arthur, Hilda etc. Ive been unable to find Storm Steve, Typhoon Tony or Hurricane Harold anywhere else across the world though. I do hope it’s not just us that have become total fucking gutless wankers. The frogs will never let us live it down. Storm Malik was named by the Danish Meteorological Institute. I'm shocked by this, William. It's not like you to simply make up a load of old bollocks and post it as gospel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Any of you SJWs out there scouring the web for your next fix of outrage, needn’t bother looking at the Met Office, in the hope of finding your next excuse for a massive meltdown, as the guys and gals (and the other 97 gender groups and counting) who used to just guess whether it might rain tomorrow have decided that woke is the way forward for 21st century weather mongs. Storm ‘MALIK’ is reportedly battering parts of the U.K. tonight. I suppose it’s only fair, as there must be a growing number of bearded, peaceful young men out there who are furious at every storm being given names like Arthur, Hilda etc. Ive been unable to find Storm Steve, Typhoon Tony or Hurricane Harold anywhere else across the world though. I do hope it’s not just us that have become total fucking gutless wankers. The frogs will never let us live it down. I know Malik. He was one of my agency bods. A fucking wanker that starved himself delirious for 3 days and then screamed discrimination when I stopped him from using a bandsaw. Fucking black gay Muslim cunt. He can shove his little whirlwind up his halal arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 26 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm shocked by this, William. It's not like you to simply make up a load of old bollocks and post it as gospel. It’s very fucking like me, but I accept your apology anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 26 minutes ago, Goober said: Storm Malik was named by the Danish Meteorological Institute. I'm shocked by this, William. It's not like you to simply make up a load of old bollocks and post it as gospel. Well we can't exactly be angry at the Danes, can we? They're all white - probably because their country is the little squirt of splooge on the head of Germany from the big cock and balls made by Norway, Sweden and the Finland bollock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 33 minutes ago, Goober said: Storm Malik was named by the Danish Meteorological Institute. I was talking about a different Storm Malik. I would have thought that was obvious. Apology accepted anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Well we can't exactly be angry at the Danes, can we? They're all white - probably because their country is the little squirt of splooge on the head of Germany from the big cock and balls made by Norway, Sweden and the Finland bollock. Fnaar, fnaaar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s very fucking like me, but I accept your apology anyway. Yes, I'm very sorry that you're a dim witted fucking cunt. I don't necessarily disagree with your sentiment, but it helps your case to get the basic facts right. Something you regularly struggle with. Must do better. D- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well we can't exactly be angry at the Danes, can we? They're all white - probably because their country is the little squirt of splooge on the head of Germany from the big cock and balls made by Norway, Sweden and the Finland bollock. Nice bacon though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Nice bacon though. And now you know where the streaks come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: And now you know where the streaks come from. I'll have to consult my Danish associate Bent Erik on this. There's definitely something wrong with a race that think that's not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2022 Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 54 minutes ago, Goober said: I'll have to consult my Danish associate Bent Erik on this. There's definitely something wrong with a race that think that's not funny. That's not me is it? Although I would make a Great Dane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not me is it? Although I would make a Great Dane. Would you be able to tear an Irish Wolfhound apart with you bare teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2022 Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Would you be able to tear an Irish Wolfhound apart with you bare teeth? Mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mostly Panzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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