Guest Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Which thick fucker writes those motorway signs? Last week I was driving down the biggest car park in the UK - also known as the M25 - and it was pissing down harder than a sharp shower in Tibet during monsoon season. The car's wipers were going round faster than a smackheads eyeballs and there's a sign above me, lit up like a fucking Christmas tree, that read 'Heavy Rain'. No shit Sherlock. Fuck me, I'm glad you told me. I was just about to pull up and roll out the fucking tartan rug and eat a bastard roadside picnic. I can see it's raining you fucking retard...that's not my fucking windscreen sweating. Now fuck off and find a real job to do. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Don't you think the 'time to junction so and so' signs are a challenge to be beaten too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest ducunti Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Sometimes they put one up' Take your litter home with you everyone else does' well if they are going to take it home I'll just chuck it of the window then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Don't you think the 'time to junction so and so' signs are a challenge to be beaten too! No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Also - this whole 'Time to Junction Whatever' jive-ass motherfuck speak. What sub-trainspotting sad sap knows the numbers of Junctions of motorways? I know where Bedford is, much though it pains me to admit it,and can remember it's off Junction 13 on the M1 because I used to drive there every day, but apart from that. Come on people - pop quiz time: What's at Junction 22 of the M25 other than a big fucking traffic jam and a dead badger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Also - this whole 'Time to Junction Whatever' jive-ass motherfuck speak. What sub-trainspotting sad sap knows the numbers of Junctions of motorways? I know where Bedford is, much though it pains me to admit it,and can remember it's off Junction 13 on the M1 because I used to drive there every day, but apart from that. Come on people - pop quiz time: What's at Junction 22 of the M25 other than a big fucking traffic jam and a dead badger? A broken down lorry with a container full of trafficked people. What too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 You're not grasping tags, are you? I'm clutching at straws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 'Think Bike' I already have you daft cunt I'm riding one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Also - this whole 'Time to Junction Whatever' jive-ass motherfuck speak. What sub-trainspotting sad sap knows the numbers of Junctions of motorways? I know where Bedford is, much though it pains me to admit it,and can remember it's off Junction 13 on the M1 because I used to drive there every day, but apart from that. Come on people - pop quiz time: What's at Junction 22 of the M25 other than a big fucking traffic jam and a dead badger? A friend of mine spent 6 weeks in a police cell just off the M25 years ago during the prison officers strike. She said the sound of the motorway traffic made her sleep better. Just thought I'd mention it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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