Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Harold. You are the cunts corner equivalent of Jeremy Beadles paw. That’s not that great by the way. Reputedly, Jeremy Beadle had a tiny penis. But on the other hand it looked quite big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reputedly, Jeremy Beadle had a tiny penis. But on the other hand it looked quite big. You have to take these rumors with a pinch of salt. Or a handful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: I couldn't have put it better. When will @Admin finally acknowledge the nonsensical, painfully unfunny Gorgonzola bellend isn't good enough to have a future in this exclusive little corner of the internet? She’s having none of it, sadly. I think he’s her carer/labial cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think the puntership have generally had enough of your binge commenting so devoid of any wit, humour or underlying malice which marks out the half decent here. Your ill thought out come backs are the stuff of the mentally slow, needy social leper or early teenager at best. It pains me that the admin of this site have tolerated such a pointless Colin Hunt spacker like you for so long. You bring zero to this place, much like you do in real life being that every poor bastard who’s ever meet you immediately pegs you as a complete cunt. You speak for the multitudes like Moses with the stone tablets. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She’s having none of it, sadly. I think he’s her carer/labial cleaner. I've seen a lot of them on the first Underground train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's made two nonce accusations in about four days - both directed at @King Billy , and only recently asked for direct information regarding the health of his balls. If he is a teenager, which I agree a lot of the evidence points towards, we may be seeing the first documented evidence of a reverse nonce - an "ecnon". Is this true? Accusations of Kiddy Fiddling directed at Bally? The question is why hasn't the silly tit been coolered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is this true? Accusations of Kiddy Fiddling directed at Bally? The question is why hasn't the silly tit been coolered? Fuck knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is this true? Accusations of Kiddy Fiddling directed at Bally? The question is why hasn't the silly tit been coolered? I almost got away with it....If it hadn’t been for those pesky flids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 As if she were not already hideously unattractive, both physically and politically, Jess Phillips is now garnering attention by announcing that she once had fanny warts. That someone was brave enough to stick their cock in it almost defies belief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 52 minutes ago, Goober said: As if she were not already hideously unattractive, both physically and politically, Jess Phillips is now garnering attention by announcing that she once had fanny warts. That someone was brave enough to stick their cock in it almost defies belief. Hate to disagree with the thrust of your comment, but being found HPV positive on cervical screening is not quite the same thing as having “fanny warts”. Personally I think she’s more at risk of equine flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: As if she were not already hideously unattractive, both physically and politically, Jess Phillips is now garnering attention by announcing that she once had fanny warts. That someone was brave enough to stick their cock in it almost defies belief. Its worth noting that 80% of people will contract HPV at some point in their lives. Put it another way, 80 of the current CC puntership have or had HPV...actually, scratch that thought as I'm not entirely convinced that some of you guys are or have been as sexually active as you've made out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: As if she were not already hideously unattractive, both physically and politically, Jess Phillips is now garnering attention by announcing that she once had fanny warts. That someone was brave enough to stick their cock in it almost defies belief. She is from the binge drinking generation, it is hardly likely that others of her age group will have been looking at (or indeed been capable of seeing) the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its worth noting that 80% of people will contract HPV at some point in their lives. Put it another way, 80 of the current CC puntership have or had HPV...actually, scratch that thought as I'm not entirely convinced that some of you guys are or have been as sexually active as you've made out. From memory the Roops ladybasement was more yeasty than warty, but that could have been the low resolution from the box brownie used to take the photo. (Insert box brownie pun here). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 50 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Hate to disagree with the thrust of your comment, but being found HPV positive on cervical screening is not quite the same thing as having “fanny warts”. Personally I think she’s more at risk of equine flu. Yes, yes, I know that LCS, but when has reality ever got in the way painting such a horrible cunt in an exaggerated unflattering manner? Regardless, it's not greatly adding to her appeal. Even without the HPV result, I'd want arm length vet's polythene gauntlets to take a scrape of that cervix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its worth noting that 80% of people will contract HPV at some point in their lives. Put it another way, 80 of the current CC puntership have or had HPV...actually, scratch that thought as I'm not entirely convinced that some of you guys are or have been as sexually active as you've made out. What an outrageous slur. The male corner membership have, on mean average, each had sex with over 50 women. The fact that @Neil has accounted for 97% of the total against their will is irrelevant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Goober said: As if she were not already hideously unattractive, both physically and politically, Jess Phillips is now garnering attention by announcing that she once had fanny warts. That someone was brave enough to stick their cock in it almost defies belief. Given a choice between her warty fanny and her Champion The Wonder Horse gob, I'd take the fanny every time. By far the less risky of the two options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Given a choice between her warty fanny and her Champion The Wonder Horse gob, I'd take the fanny every time. By far the less risky of the two options. Go for the mouth option. Just remove the teeth with a framing hammer first. considering the unpleasantness to follow, that could be the best bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go for the mouth option. Just remove the teeth with a framing hammer first. considering the unpleasantness to follow, that could be the best bit. Won't all the blood from her knocked out teeth be like poking her fanny after releasing a 28 day egg?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Won't all the blood from her knocked out teeth be like poking her fanny after releasing a 28 day egg?? Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Goober said: As if she were not already hideously unattractive, both physically and politically, Jess Phillips is now garnering attention by announcing that she once had fanny warts. That someone was brave enough to stick their cock in it almost defies belief. I feel sorry for the warts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Bloody hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its worth noting that 80% of people will contract HPV at some point in their lives. Put it another way, 80 of the current CC puntership have or had HPV...actually, scratch that thought as I'm not entirely convinced that some of you guys are or have been as sexually active as you've made out. Wart you going on about now luv ffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I feel sorry for the warts. WARTS LIVES MATTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its worth noting that 80% of people will contract HPV at some point in their lives. Put it another way, 80 of the current CC puntership have or had HPV...actually, scratch that thought as I'm not entirely convinced that some of you guys are or have been as sexually active as you've made out. Pot/kettle, fanny/bearded clam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 So, a face that looks like it's been used to test out the durability of scouring pads, and now as it turns out, a fanny like a kicked-in bait box. She'll be unlikely to get a fuck out of me at this rate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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