scotty Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 I know, I know, football is for irons etc etc, but.... The scouse cunts are playing Chelsea today in a more or less must-win game in the title race. So the victims get their sympathy edge from the fact that it's the eve of the 30th anniversary of their "how many scousers can you cram into a Mini shaped like the away end at Hillsborough" novelty game, but not content with that Tommy Smith goes and croaks on cue. So they get to weep twice in two minutes, one minutes applause for the late Mr Smith and a minutes silence for the squashed 96, (you know, the ones who'd bothered to buy tickets.) I hope Chelsea murder them and cripple half the team in the process. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 I've seen Liverpool and Chelsea play I highly doubt either team could muster enough power to break a fish finger, let alone an opposing players leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 44 minutes ago, scotty said: I know, I know, football is for irons etc etc, but.... The scouse cunts are playing Chelsea today in a more or less must-win game in the title race. So the victims get their sympathy edge from the fact that it's the eve of the 30th anniversary of their "how many scousers can you cram into a Mini shaped like the away end at Hillsborough" novelty game, but not content with that Tommy Smith goes and croaks on cue. So they get to weep twice in two minutes, one minutes applause for the late Mr Smith and a minutes silence for the squashed 96, (you know, the ones who'd bothered to buy tickets.) I hope Chelsea murder them and cripple half the team in the process. Cunts. I had to speak at a Tourette's sufferers conference. We had a minutes silence for the chairman who died. You haven't heard anything so fucking funny in your life.🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had to speak at a Tourette's sufferers conference. We had a minutes silence for the chairman who died. You haven't heard anything so fucking funny in your life.🤣 I'd have paid to be there gypps 😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: I know, I know, football is for irons etc etc, but.... The scouse cunts are playing Chelsea today in a more or less must-win game in the title race. So the victims get their sympathy edge from the fact that it's the eve of the 30th anniversary of their "how many scousers can you cram into a Mini shaped like the away end at Hillsborough" novelty game, but not content with that Tommy Smith goes and croaks on cue. So they get to weep twice in two minutes, one minutes applause for the late Mr Smith and a minutes silence for the squashed 96, (you know, the ones who'd bothered to buy tickets.) I hope Chelsea murder them and cripple half the team in the process. Cunts. I absolutely fucking detest Liverpool. Crying over Hillsborough despite their fans being mainly culpable, and completely forgetting their own disgusting antics at Heysel a few years previously. Hillsborough was sweet revenge and a perfect comeuppance for a club that single handedly hammered the final nail in the coffin of English clubs being dominant in Europe. By the time we were allowed to play in continental competitions again, we'd fallen so far behind the Italians and Spanish that we have never been a serious threat since, save for the odd rogue win. Also, the crybaby, dole-draining fucking scum saw to it that Norwich didn't get to play in the UEFA cup after their 1985 Milk Cup victory. For that alone I hope they go another few decades without winning the league. Cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I absolutely fucking detest Liverpool. Crying over Hillsborough despite their fans being mainly culpable, and completely forgetting their own disgusting antics at Heysel a few years previously. Hillsborough was sweet revenge and a perfect comeuppance for a club that single handedly hammered the final nail in the coffin of English clubs being dominant in Europe. By the time we were allowed to play in continental competitions again, we'd fallen so far behind the Italians and Spanish that we have never been a serious threat since, save for the odd rogue win. Also, the crybaby, dole-draining fucking scum saw to it that Norwich didn't get to play in the UEFA cup after their 1985 Milk Cup victory. For that alone I hope they go another few decades without winning the league. Cunts. I'm about as interested in your opinion, as Jimmy Hill is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I absolutely fucking detest Liverpool. Crying over Hillsborough despite their fans being mainly culpable, and completely forgetting their own disgusting antics at Heysel a few years previously. Hillsborough was sweet revenge and a perfect comeuppance for a club that single handedly hammered the final nail in the coffin of English clubs being dominant in Europe. By the time we were allowed to play in continental competitions again, we'd fallen so far behind the Italians and Spanish that we have never been a serious threat since, save for the odd rogue win. Also, the crybaby, dole-draining fucking scum saw to it that Norwich didn't get to play in the UEFA cup after their 1985 Milk Cup victory. For that alone I hope they go another few decades without winning the league. Cunts. I was unfortunate enough to spend a week working in Liverpool during the 90s. I can confirm categorically that the city is a nest, crawling with filthy, thieving, non-toilet flushing, snot eating subhuman fucking filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm about as interested in your opinion, as Jimmy Hill is. Put your maggot back into your pantaloons and shuffle on back to your game of pétanque, you dusty old faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I absolutely fucking detest Liverpool. Crying over Hillsborough despite their fans being mainly culpable, and completely forgetting their own disgusting antics at Heysel a few years previously. Hillsborough was sweet revenge and a perfect comeuppance for a club that single handedly hammered the final nail in the coffin of English clubs being dominant in Europe. By the time we were allowed to play in continental competitions again, we'd fallen so far behind the Italians and Spanish that we have never been a serious threat since, save for the odd rogue win. Also, the crybaby, dole-draining fucking scum saw to it that Norwich didn't get to play in the UEFA cup after their 1985 Milk Cup victory. For that alone I hope they go another few decades without winning the league. Cunts. I'm assuming you have a soft spot for 'The Arsenal' as Andy Linighan gave you arguably your greatest night ever in Munich?....If not I hope you fucking blow the last 4 games and fuck it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm assuming you have a soft spot for 'The Arsenal' as Andy Linighan gave you arguably your greatest night ever in Munich?....If not I hope you fucking blow the last 4 games and fuck it all up. I like Arsenal, my favourite team in London. Plus I hate Spurs almost as much as Liverpool, so I naturally gravitate towards their biggest rivals. As for Munich, I do believe that Norwich were the only English team to have ever beaten Bayern at the Olympiastadum. OTBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: I like Arsenal, my favourite team in London. Plus I hate Spurs almost as much as Liverpool, so I naturally gravitate towards their biggest rivals. As for Munich, I do believe that Norwich were the only English team to have ever beaten Bayern at the Olympiastadum. OTBC. Fuck me that's one hell of awful kit even for Norwich. I imagine Punkers is trawling eBay right now, specifying it must be used and unwashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 I happen to know a Scouser the geezer is a right fucking nause. Not the jovial wise cracking, scally there normally portrayed as. There was a shop opposite his house which had the Sun logo emblazoned upon it. The cunt proceeded to tell me he refused to shop there due to Hillsborough. Which I replied that was about 30 odd years ago, get over it. He wasn't impressed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was unfortunate enough to spend a week working in Liverpool during the 90s. I can confirm categorically that the city is a nest, crawling with filthy, thieving, non-toilet flushing, snot eating subhuman fucking filth. Reminded you of home eh, Authoritah? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Made you feel homesick eh, Authoritah? 😁 Wrong ID Ratty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm about as interested in your opinion, as Jimmy Hill is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wrong ID Ratty. I actually edited it as it didn't really make sense. Probably doesn't now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 34 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck me that's one hell of awful kit even for Norwich. I imagine Punkers is trawling eBay right now, specifying it must be used and unwashed. It's considered our greatest ever kit, to the extent that even now we have tried to replicate parts of the pattern in our most recent offerings. Saying that, I agree to an extent. It looks like the Dulux dog has Spunked over a piss soaked mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's considered our greatest ever kit, to the extent that even now we have tried to replicate parts of the pattern in our most recent offerings. Saying that, I agree to an extent. It looks like the Dulux dog has Spunked over a piss soaked mattress. You have a vivid imagination, I concur Dr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's considered our greatest ever kit, to the extent that even now we have tried to replicate parts of the pattern in our most recent offerings. Saying that, I agree to an extent. It looks like the Dulux dog has Spunked over a piss soaked mattress. Yes, I noticed that. The resemblance is uncanny. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm about as interested in your opinion, as Jimmy Hill is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Lovable scallys?.....bin dipping fucking pikeys more like.I went to Liverpool once,if it wasn't for the Beatles the place would resemble Beirut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Neil said: Lovable scallys?.....bin dipping fucking pikeys more like.I went to Liverpool once,if it wasn't for the Beatles the place would resemble Beirut. I doubt whether you have ever been there .. the place itself is fab .. its the cunts that live there that are the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 So Chelsea got beaten like a ginger stepchild. Good because those troupe of performing quarterwits deserve fuck all since they've been awarded two goals against us that weren't in - the worst decisions involving a line since Adrian Mutu's big night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: So Chelsea got beaten like a ginger stepchild. Good because those troupe of performing quarterwits deserve fuck all since they've been awarded two goals against us that weren't in - the worst decisions involving a line since Adrian Mutu's big night out I don't follow soccer but I am always pleased when these London clubs (along with Manchester United and Norwich) get the shit kicked out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Guard said: I doubt whether you have ever been there .. the place itself is fab .. its the cunts that live there that are the problem. What Beirut?..Liverpool is like most northern cities,full of below average IQ chancers who have made a career from signing on,abominable place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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