Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Neil said: What Beirut?..Liverpool is like most northern cities,full of below average IQ chancers who have made a career from signing on,abominable place You ain't been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: You ain't been there. I stayed in a 4 star(??!!) Hovel...er hotel near the docks and watched a show at the Echo Arena,went in the shitty multi coloured ferry that blared out that fuck awful ferry song all the fucking way to Bootle(Beruit mk 2).If you love the place that's says more about you than me.Calm down,Calm down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 26 minutes ago, Neil said: I stayed in a 4 star(??!!) Hovel...er hotel near the docks and watched a show at the Echo Arena,went in the shitty multi coloured ferry that blared out that fuck awful ferry song all the fucking way to Bootle(Beruit mk 2).If you love the place that's says more about you than me.Calm down,Calm down Bootle is outside of Liverpool proper .. Merkeyside is not Liverpool. The actual city centre and the docks as they are now are mostly rather grand and elegant. As I have sad the scousers themselves are cunts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 5 hours ago, The Guard said: I doubt whether you have ever been there .. the place itself is fab .. its the cunts that live there that are the problem. I lived there for 6 days. In that 6 days, I saw more gobbing in the street, fingers up noses, and un-flushed toilets than I've seen in the rest of my years combined. Filthy fucking savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I lived there for 6 days. In that 6 days, I saw more gobbing in the street, fingers up noses, and un-flushed toilets than I've seen in the rest of my years combined. Filthy fucking savages. But that's the people who live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Guard said: But that's the people who live there. Yes, clearly I was talking about the people who live there. The pavements, road surfaces and architecture displayed no signs of poor hygiene practices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I lived there for 6 days. In that 6 days, I saw more gobbing in the street, fingers up noses, and un-flushed toilets than I've seen in the rest of my years combined. Filthy fucking savages. But Tarbuck, Black and Bishop love it and dont stop going on about it. Despite the fact none of them live within 100 miles of it. Well, Black dont live anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 18 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I happen to know a Scouser the geezer is a right fucking nause. Not the jovial wise cracking, scally there normally portrayed as. There was a shop opposite his house which had the Sun logo emblazoned upon it. The cunt proceeded to tell me he refused to shop there due to Hillsborough. Which I replied that was about 30 odd years ago, get over it. He wasn't impressed. You mean he could read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 Rather than start an unnecessary new thread, I reckoned I'd post on this one in honour of @scotty's resurrection. 97th Hillsborough Victim They'll be queuing round the block in Liverpool One to return their "96" merchandise. Oh, and to get some more compo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 Actually, maybe the number goes up now every time a Scouser dies? If so, I'm hanging on for the "Jimmy Tarbuck # 100" limited edition T-shirt, which hopefully won't be too long delayed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 15/04/2019 at 15:01, camberwell gypsy said: You mean he could read? Only his giro, or anyone else's giro he stole. Oh and the make on the front of a car stereo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Rather than start an unnecessary new thread, I reckoned I'd post on this one in honour of @scotty's resurrection. 97th Hillsborough Victim They'll be queuing round the block in Liverpool One to return their "96" merchandise. Oh, and to get some more compo. The average scouser can only count up to 4. That's why there was only 4 in the Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The average scouser can only count up to 4. That's why there was only 4 in the Beatles. John, Paul, George, Ringo and Jeremy. That’s five Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 14/04/2019 at 17:24, camberwell gypsy said: I had to speak at a Tourette's sufferers conference. We had a minutes silence for the chairman who died. You haven't heard anything so fucking funny in your life.🤣 I once knew a bingo caller with Tourette’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 39 minutes ago, King Billy said: John, Paul, George, Ringo and Jeremy. That’s five Gypps. Don't forget Dozy, Beaky, mick and Titch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I once knew a bingo caller with Tourette’s. Old McDonald had Tourette's E I E I "CUNT"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't forget Dozy, Beaky, mick and Titch. Jeremy Beatle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Rather than start an unnecessary new thread, I reckoned I'd post on this one in honour of @scotty's resurrection. 97th Hillsborough Victim They'll be queuing round the block in Liverpool One to return their "96" merchandise. Oh, and to get some more compo. Only two more to go, then instead of Gerry and the Pacemakers at the Hillsborough memorial, they can play Nena. 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 "We want a cure for tourettes!" "When do we want it?!" "Cunt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I once knew a bingo caller with Tourette’s. Two fat cunts, 88. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 59 minutes ago, Goober said: Two fat cunts, 88. Yes, it was a bit like that…. ( six and four , clickety…oh fuck….fuck!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 I've always wondered what a minutes silence would sound like at a tourette's conference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 On 29/07/2021 at 20:39, camberwell gypsy said: The average scouser can only count up to 4. That's why there was only 4 in the Beatles. And four hubcaps on a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 I went to Liverpool once, I thought they all had Tourettes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Neil said: I went to Liverpool once, I thought they all had Tourettes? Neil, I know you've always been a fan and it goes without saying, but I thought I'd remind you anyway. I have been, I am, and always will be, the best fucking one on here. Capische? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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