Rory Stewart ( real name Yoko Ono Lennon.......oh sorry I fucked that up, I meant Roderick Stewart)

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Getfucked_YOU_CUNT! said:

Aye fucking brand new by the way

Errr.. Yes, that's what I thought. 

Say hello to Jamesie and Wee Burnie for me.

[Guest Getfucked_YOU_CUNT!]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Errr.. Yes, that's what I thought. 

Say hello to Jamesie and Wee Burnie for me.

Wee Burnie is deed hung himself cause he wiz a pedo

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, Getfucked_YOU_CUNT! said:

Wee Burnie is deed hung himself cause he wiz a pedo

I read about that. Shit, you know your Scottish telly, I bet you even remember 'Maggie'.

[Jiggerycock]

8 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Saw Roderick the chimp boy on Channel Remoan last night being fed remoaner friendly questions and applauded to the rafters by the specially selected remoaner audience. Fuck me, no wonder Boris didn’t show up.

If I were that cunt I wouldn’t show up at the Brussels Broadcasting Corporation either. If he thinks he won’t get a rough ride from that bunch of arseholes he’s kidding himself.

Fuck me, we’re relying on Boris fucking Johnson to get us out of the EU. Is there no hope?

 

I reckon the MSM are getting behind Stewart like the pecking order at a gangbang, since he's the biggest remainer shill left in the Tory Leadership (AKA Prime Minister) race.

If he does make the last two, there will be some huge 'reveal' about Johnson from which he cannot recover - buggered one of the Corgi's or pissed in the Thames at The Henley Regatta. Something that'll send the party faithful apoplectic - leaving Plug to be leader, in the biggest 'what the actual fuck?' since Carlton Palmer was given the captain's armband by Graham Taylor that one time.

[The Beast]

You never know what these shitbags really think.

 

[Earl of Punkape]

4 hours ago, The Beast said:

You never know what these shitbags really think.

 

You’re jealous of Boris....

[camberwell gypsy]

12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

I reckon the MSM are getting behind Stewart like the pecking order at a gangbang, since he's the biggest remainer shill left in the Tory Leadership (AKA Prime Minister) race.

If he does make the last two, there will be some huge 'reveal' about Johnson from which he cannot recover - buggered one of the Corgi's or pissed in the Thames at The Henley Regatta. Something that'll send the party faithful apoplectic - leaving Plug to be leader, in the biggest 'what the actual fuck?' since Carlton Palmer was given the captain's armband by Graham Taylor that one time.

Now I've heard of Carlton Palmer. I heard my brother once shout at the TV "get that useless cunt off the pitch". 

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Now I've heard of Carlton Palmer. I heard my brother once shout at the TV "get that useless cunt off the pitch". 

If he’d been at the game they all would probably have walked off

[Guest judgetwi]

Thank fuck Rodders the chimp has gone. Won’t have to listen to his pathetic sub-May EU propaganda and the sight of the media queuing up to ram their tongues up his arsehole.

Still, mission accomplished. He got his name up in lights and has become the BBC, Channel 4 , Guardian favourite Tory remoaner.

Cunts like Roderick don’t do things by accident. He’s a lot smarter than he looks that’s for sure.

[Guest judgetwi]

I see that EU propagandist-in-chief James OBrien is bringing out a series of podcasts featuring some of the great political minds of our times.......Blair, Clarke, Major, Hezzelslime, Manglebum (ie the usual hasbeen EU cocksuckers)

However, his first guest is Rory the monkey boy. I know this because the fucking advert has been on dozens of times in the last week.

Rory comes up with this absolute gem (imagine the wanker’s posh, lisping voice) :

” no deal Brexit isn’t something 

it’s an absence 

they’ve made a negation 

into a presence.”

Do what ? Do fucking what posh boy? No doubt this pair of public school wankers think this is all clever stuff. No it ain’t. Read it again. It’s fucking meaningless drivel.......total fucking bullshit.

It just shows the contempt these champagne socialists have for cunts like us ( well cunts like me anyway) You have to be thick as shit to be taken in by these arrogant fucking arseholes.

[camberwell gypsy]

18 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I see that EU propagandist-in-chief James OBrien is bringing out a series of podcasts featuring some of the great political minds of our times.......Blair, Clarke, Major, Hezzelslime, Manglebum (ie the usual hasbeen EU cocksuckers)

However, his first guest is Rory the monkey boy. I know this because the fucking advert has been on dozens of times in the last week.

Rory comes up with this absolute gem (imagine the wanker’s posh, lisping voice) :

” no deal Brexit isn’t something 

it’s an absence 

they’ve made a negation 

into a presence.”

Do what ? Do fucking what posh boy? No doubt this pair of public school wankers think this is all clever stuff. No it ain’t. Read it again. It’s fucking meaningless drivel.......total fucking bullshit.

It just shows the contempt these champagne socialists have for cunts like us ( well cunts like me anyway) You have to be thick as shit to be taken in by these arrogant fucking arseholes.

I've looked at that statement for the past few minutes and now I've got a headache. Meaningless fucking drivel. 

[Cuntybaws]

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Rory comes up with this absolute gem (imagine the wanker’s posh, lisping voice) :

” no deal Brexit isn’t something 

it’s an absence 

they’ve made a negation 

into a presence.”

If ever a chance was missed 

to describe some cunt 

as a "no mark" 

this was it.

[Mrs Roops]

8 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I see that EU propagandist-in-chief James OBrien is bringing out a series of podcasts featuring some of the great political minds of our times.......Blair, Clarke, Major, Hezzelslime, Manglebum (ie the usual hasbeen EU cocksuckers)

However, his first guest is Rory the monkey boy. I know this because the fucking advert has been on dozens of times in the last week.

Rory comes up with this absolute gem (imagine the wanker’s posh, lisping voice) :

” no deal Brexit isn’t something 

it’s an absence 

they’ve made a negation 

into a presence.”

Do what ? Do fucking what posh boy? No doubt this pair of public school wankers think this is all clever stuff. No it ain’t. Read it again. It’s fucking meaningless drivel.......total fucking bullshit.

It just shows the contempt these champagne socialists have for cunts like us ( well cunts like me anyway) You have to be thick as shit to be taken in by these arrogant fucking arseholes.

If ever there was an example of how petulant James O'Brien can be then have a look at JR-M running rings around him.  The vid is twenty-two minutes long but its worth watching every minute. O'Brien's exasperation is noticeable within four seconds of the vid rolling.

As a bonus, here's a short vid of the very same JR-M utterly demolishing the odious Liberal Democrat Tom Brake who thought he would take a pot shot at the Leader of the HoC on his first day at the coal-face. JR-M spent an hour at the dispatch box yet performed like he had been doing the job all his working life.

 

[Penny Farthing]

On 17/06/2019 at 21:07, ratcum said:

Is this about black people Jewdy?

You know they get a free pass since the slavery holocaust don't you?

Black people and Jews with British Citizenship get a free bus pass at pension age .. what do you think of that?

[Guest Erroreptile404]

7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

If ever there was an example of how petulant James O'Brien can be then have a look at JR-M running rings around him.  The vid is twenty-two minutes long but its worth watching every minute. O'Brien's exasperation is noticeable within four seconds of the vid rolling.

 

He does raise a valid point about hormone treated beef though, which we could potentially be importing from places like Australia.

[ratcum]

10 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Black people and Jews with British Citizenship get a free bus pass at pension age .. what do you think of that?

Israel are all ready in the Eurovison Mong Contest, so nothing surprises me. Next the bastards will be fielding a test match side, safe in the knowledge they'll retain the ashes.

fuckin Chinese 😑

@Cuntybaws

[Cuntybaws]

15 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Israel are all ready in the Eurovison Mong Contest, so nothing surprises me. Next the bastards will be fielding a test match side, safe in the knowledge they'll retain the ashes.

fuckin Chinese 😑

@Cuntybaws

@ratcum - escalation will avail you naught. Haven't you heard of mutually assured destruction?

Spoiler

 

[ratcum]

53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

@ratcum - escalation will avail you naught. Haven't you heard of mutually assured destruction?

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I'd fight you on a M & S escalator anytime, spuff weasel.

fuckin chinese 😑

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I'd fight you on a M & S escalator anytime, spuff weasel.

fuckin chinese 😑

The ones that go down aren't called escalators. They're called descenders. 

[ratcum]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The ones that go down aren't called escalators. They're called descenders. 

oh fuck, you're not one of those cunts who say:

"It's hoisted with his own petard, not by it" and then go on to explain that a petard is an explosive device.

[Penny Farthing]

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The ones that go down aren't called escalators. They're called descenders. 

I used a lower to get from the footbridge to the platform at Exeter

[King Billy]

22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The ones that go down aren't called escalators. They're called descenders. 

Saturday night at Camden Town tube station. ‘Benders On Descenders’ 

[camberwell gypsy]

22 hours ago, ratcum said:

oh fuck, you're not one of those cunts who say:

"It's hoisted with his own petard, not by it" and then go on to explain that a petard is an explosive device.

Hoisted by his own retard.

[camberwell gypsy]

22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The ones that go down aren't called escalators. They're called descenders. 

Do you know, I never knew that. 

[Penny Farthing]

37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Do you know, I never knew that. 

The Vichy French were hoisted by their own Pétain.