Cunty BigBollox Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 I fucking hate her and I don't really know why. She just appears to me to be a fat, useless, talentless bint that miraculously appears on shit daytime TV generally shouting like Jabba the Hut on speed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate her and I don't really know why. You must be even more out of your skull than usual, because I can think of at least 56 reasons to despise it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: You must be even more out of your skull than usual, because I can think of at least 56 reasons to despise it. Well, I had to use Google to find out who she is. In my book you're the weirdo that watches "daytime" telly. I assume you're quite lost now Jeremy Kyle has ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Well, I had to use Google to find out who she is. In my book you're the weirdo that watches "daytime" telly. I assume you're quite lost now Jeremy Kyle has ended. How do you know who Jeremy Kyle is if you don't watch "daytime" telly? If the answer is that you googled him, how did you link him to Ms. Hammond without a point of reference, if you weren't aware of any characters on "daytime" telly, or of their respective existences? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: How do you know who Jeremy Kyle is if you don't watch "daytime" telly? If the answer is that you googled him, how did you link him to Ms. Hammond without a point of reference, if you weren't aware of any characters on "daytime" telly, or of their respective existences? I watch the BBC news channel where the Jeremy Kyle debacle was being debated in committee today. So fuck right off and continue to seal shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Billy, I must be due a "like" from you for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I watch the BBC news channel where the Jeremy Kyle debacle was being debated in committee today. So fuck right off and continue to seal shag. Oh right. Well I live on planet Earth, and it's inevitable that certain people are mentioned by other people, or appear without bidding on various media formats. Which is the basis of what you're saying, is it not? Because if it's not, please explain the difference. If you can't, we'll all just assume you're a stupid little cunt. Regards, Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Oh right. Well I live on planet Earth, and it's inevitable that certain people are mentioned by other people, or appear without bidding on various media formats. Which is the basis of what you're saying, is it not? Because if it's not, please explain the difference. If you can't, we'll all just assume you're a stupid little cunt. Regards, Decimus. Quantum mechanics is easier to understand than your last post. But then when your mother is your sister and also your first cousin, and you have 14 fingers, your posts are incomprehensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: Quantum mechanics is easier to understand than your last post. But then when your mother is your sister and also your first cousin, and you have 14 fingers, your posts are incomprehensible. Come now, answer the question. Resorting to lazy stereotyping is unbecoming from a gentleman who attempts to present a facade of intelligence. It's hardly my fault that you can't understand the content of my last post. Just as I'm not responsible for the limited intelligence of a Barbary ape, I can hardly be held accountable for your lack of comprehension when it comes to the English language. Take your time, breathe, and answer my original question. Failure to do so confirms your idiocy to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Come now, answer the question. Resorting to lazy stereotyping is unbecoming from a gentleman who attempts to present a facade of intelligence. It's hardly my fault that you can't understand the content of my last post. Just as I'm not responsible for the limited intelligence of a Barbary ape, I can hardly be held accountable for your lack of comprehension when it comes to the English language. Take your time, breathe, and answer my original question. Failure to do so confirms your idiocy to all. OK, you win, my answer is "YES". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Come now, answer the question. Resorting to lazy stereotyping is unbecoming from a gentleman who attempts to present a facade of intelligence. It's hardly my fault that you can't understand the content of my last post. Just as I'm not responsible for the limited intelligence of a Barbary ape, I can hardly be held accountable for your lack of comprehension when it comes to the English language. Take your time, breathe, and answer my original question. Failure to do so confirms your idiocy to all. OK, you win, my answer is "NO". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Billy, I must be due a "like" from you for that! I have none left Albert but I am due a consignment presently. One of them should have your moniker attached. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: OK, you win, my answer is "YES". 7 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: OK, you win, my answer is "NO". Not good enough. State your case, worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I have none left Albert but I am due a consignment presently. One of them should have your moniker attached. lol Thanks pal, I look forward to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Not good enough. State your case, worm. I've no need, you're the backtracker, now give up before I reveal your PMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Thanks pal, I look forward to it. I'd blow your a kiss, but will a man hug do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I've no need, you're the backtracker, now give up before I reveal your PMs. I've backtracked on nothing. I've pulled you in, forced you into a corner, and now like the good little Renfield that you are, you're banging on about a series of PMs that don't exist apart from in the mind of Grayson Perry, your lord and master. Answer my question, or admit you're a thick spastic cunt who has been soundly thrashed. PM or no, you can't wriggle out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've backtracked on nothing. I've pulled you in, forced you into a corner, and now like the good little Renfield that you are, you're banging on about a series of PMs that don't exist apart from in the mind of Grayson Perry, your lord and master. Answer my question, or admit you're a thick spastic cunt who has been soundly thrashed. PM or no, you can't wriggle out of this. OK, I'm a thick spastic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've backtracked on nothing. I've pulled you in, forced you into a corner, and now like the good little Renfield that you are, you're banging on about a series of PMs that don't exist apart from in the mind of Grayson Perry, your lord and master. Answer my question, or admit you're a thick spastic cunt who has been soundly thrashed. PM or no, you can't wriggle out of this. OK, I'm a not thick spastic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Who is this Hammond cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who is this Hammond cunt? It’s not a Cunt It’s an organ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who is this Hammond cunt? Exactly, read my previous posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: It’s not a Cunt It’s an organ lol Or a chancellor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Exactly, read my previous posts. Hammond Eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 No, no, Meester Faulty, eees hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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