Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Ape help me out, what benefits has mass immigration helped the working man of this country? Do not mention music 🎵 ffs Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Ape help me out, what benefits has mass immigration helped the working man of this country? Do not mention music 🎵 ffs Could you get curry powder in the shops before the Windrush generation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Could you get curry powder in the shops before the Windrush generation? I think so. They had that Coronation chicken. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Ape help me out, what benefits has mass immigration helped the working man of this country? Do not mention music 🎵 ffs Chili sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Ape help me out, what benefits has mass immigration helped the working man of this country? Do not mention music 🎵 ffs Okay, how about this, they provided a wave of much needed Nurses to keep the NHS ticking over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Okay, how about this, they provided a wave of much needed Nurses to keep the NHS ticking over. The old nhs number, controlled immigration would be great, more nurses the merrier, it’s the others that are a problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: The old nhs number, controlled immigration would be great, more nurses the merrier, it’s the others that are a problem... As far as nurses go, the African ones are a bit crap though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love the little touches. Like all of the Shamen being human, but having mystical names, except the one who is actually a mystical creature, whose name is 'Tony Harrison'. Didn't one of The Shamen go for a swim off Tenerife and came back dead? Move every mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't one of The Shamen go for a swim off Tenerife and came back dead? Move every mountain. Boss Drum. Was the only one I liked. I would have been about 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Boss Drum. Was the only one I liked. I would have been about 22. Check out the extended vid of 'Move Every Mountain" on YouTube. Fucking ace. It was the one they were shooting when he went diving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As far as nurses go, the African ones are a bit crap though. I wouldn’t want a Zulu witch doctor examining my piles down at A and E either. Call me old fashioned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 On 18/10/2020 at 23:30, Eddie said: The old nhs number, controlled immigration would be great, more nurses the merrier, it’s the others that are a problem... Ed, forget this shit. There is a fucking pikey bint at number 2 on the board. I blame that 'dumbing down' cunt Eric. Sort it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ed, forget this shit. There is a fucking pikey bint at number 2 on the board. I blame that 'dumbing down' cunt Eric. Sort it. Ape told me to fuck off last week, I haven't yet recovered from that yet, you're on your own for the time being.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape told me to fuck off last week, I haven't yet recovered from that yet, you're on your own for the time being.. Ed, Cut out this snowflakery. What’s happened to you? I remember you and Fender going at it like Mick McManus and Kendo Nagasaki. Forget Roops. She’s forgotten you long ago. Man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 On 17/10/2020 at 22:56, King Billy said: I’m sure he did make some interesting points Major, but calling himself Lloyd Pye hasn’t done him any favours if he’s trying to be taken seriously. He sounds like a right cunt to me. That's a fair point, Bill. It's also been disclosed that he's a self taught anthropologist. My favourite story regarding chancers has to be the bloke who practised as a barrister after buying a wig and gown from Ebay. He even managed to win a few cases, but came unstuck after he was found to be unfamiliar with certain judicial proceedings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ed, Cut out this snowflakery. What’s happened to you? I remember you and Fender going at it like Mick McManus and Kendo Nagasaki. Forget Roops. She’s forgotten you long ago. Man up. it's true the woman has taken a chunk out of me, an empty space on the sofa and a meal for 1, it should have been so different. I blame Ape, she hates him you know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: it's true the woman has taken a chunk out of me, an empty space on the sofa and a meal for 1, it should have been so different. I blame Ape, she hates him you know.... Don’t blame Ape ffs Ed. He’s at loggerheads with Drew They’re like two bald men scrapping over a comb. Roops hates everyone except herself. She’s been very quiet recently. That pesky Kung Flu won’t find its own miracle cure, you know. Leave her to save the world (aswell as all the other amazing jobs she does.) She’s chewed you up like a licorice allsort and spat you out mate. Get over her. There’s plenty more blobfish in the sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 36 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: That's a fair point, Bill. It's also been disclosed that he's a self taught anthropologist. My favourite story regarding chancers has to be the bloke who practised as a barrister after buying a wig and gown from Ebay. He even managed to win a few cases, but came unstuck after he was found to be unfamiliar with certain judicial proceedings. I bet he looked a right cunt in a barristers wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t blame Ape ffs Ed. He’s at loggerheads with Drew They’re like two bald men scrapping over a comb. Roops hates everyone except herself. She’s been very quiet recently. That pesky Kung Flu won’t find its own miracle cure, you know. Leave her to save the world (aswell as all the other amazing jobs she does.) She’s chewed you up like a licorice allsort and spat you out mate. Get over her. There’s plenty more blobfish in the sea. She's in hospital. She went shopping in Knightsbridge, and was 'going commando'. Apparently her piss flaps got caught in the escalator steps on the 2nd floor of Harrods. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: it's true the woman has taken a chunk out of me, an empty space on the sofa and a meal for 1, it should have been so different. I blame Ape, she hates him you know.... Eddie fancy a pint? Bulls Head.. Strand-On-The-Green. Here until 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: Eddie fancy a pint? Bulls Head.. Strand-On-The-Green. Here until 6. I didn't realise that they accepted the pink pound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: She's in hospital. She went shopping in Knightsbridge, and was 'going commando'. Apparently her piss flaps got caught in the escalator steps on the 2nd floor of Harrods. Fucking Hell. I bet the manager didn’t know wether to call the Fire Brigade or Rentokil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Frank said: Eddie fancy a pint? Bulls Head.. Strand-On-The-Green. Here until 6. No, sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: No, sorry. Fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Fine. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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