Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 36 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Surely it should be released into the Congo's lowland mountains for purposes of conservation. As an ecologist, Stubbs, I would expect you to know your climates. That might backfire Major- she might kill the lot, grill the gorillas and cover them in cheese for a light snack. If she goes veggie, she’d eat an area of rainforest ‘the size of Wales’ every week. Reawakening Godzilla with atomic weapons would be only way to stop it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That might backfire Major- she might kill the lot, grill the gorillas and cover them in cheese for a light snack. If she goes veggie, she’d eat an area of rainforest ‘the size of Wales’ every week. Reawakening Godzilla with atomic weapons would be only way to stop it It wouldn't surprise me if Japan send Godzilla to sort out the chinks once and for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It wouldn't surprise me if Japan send Godzilla to sort out the chinks once and for all. That’s the kind shit I dream about.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I watched an interesting documentary on the subject of Bigfoots, Yetis, and Snowmen. A fella called Lloyd Pye pointed out that only a small percentage of lowland forests had been foot surveyed. So the possibilities of solitary creatures living in these regions is possible. The Panda was thought to be a myth until the late 1800's, and the tales of similar creatures from other peoples unconnected can't be overlooked. I'm sceptical, but he made some interesting points. Until the late 1800s marks the emergence of your species Major Cunt and look where evolution has brought you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 59 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've just seen Trump on the telly. It looks like he's on more drugs than Hitler at a Nuremberg rally. It's terrible the way people slag off Adolf who was tee total right up to that explosion failed assassination attempt. Sure get people for what they did, but be fucking accurate,! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Until the late 1800s marks the emergence of your species Major Cunt and look where evolution has brought you. Are you on a different branch of the evolutionary tree then, Harry? If you're the missing link, and I track you down, fames a certainty! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 49 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Are you on a different branch of the evolutionary tree then, Harry? If you're the missing link, and I track you down, fames a certainty! Spacksquatch. Bless him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spacksquatch. Bless him. It certainly explains his incoherent ramblings. He makes Ratty look the poster boy of mental perfection. He's managed to run the gauntlet of abuse, and even made me laugh. Definitely a spacker, but a spacker with some character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 14 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Are you on a different branch of the evolutionary tree then, Harry? If you're the missing link, and I track you down, fames a certainty! I am unevolving not evolving. Going back to my microbial roots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 On 13/10/2020 at 19:23, Major Cunt said: I watched an interesting documentary on the subject of Bigfoots, Yetis, and Snowmen. A fella called Lloyd Pye pointed out that only a small percentage of lowland forests had been foot surveyed. So the possibilities of solitary creatures living in these regions is possible. The Panda was thought to be a myth until the late 1800's, and the tales of similar creatures from other peoples unconnected can't be overlooked. I'm sceptical, but he made some interesting points. I’m sure he did make some interesting points Major, but calling himself Lloyd Pye hasn’t done him any favours if he’s trying to be taken seriously. He sounds like a right cunt to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 On 13/10/2020 at 19:37, Major Cunt said: I've just seen Trump on the telly. It looks like he's on more drugs than Hitler at a Nuremberg rally. Wasn’t that the first rally he won in a VW Beetle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wasn’t that the first rally he won in a VW Beetle? I would have thought Hitler drove a gas guzzler..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I would have thought Hitler drove a gas guzzler..... He would have done. But there was a shortage of 'juice'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He would have done. But there was a shortage of 'juice'. jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: jews. That was the point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I would have thought Hitler drove a gas guzzler..... Whereas you drive a cum guzzler. And by drive, I mean are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was the point! Duce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 My son was in his room when a nipper watching TV and emerged and asked me "dad,whats love juice?" "What the fuck are you watching in there?" I replied "tennis" he said. Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 19 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Whereas you drive a cum guzzler. And by drive, I mean are. Is that 'The Earl of Spunkape' as your avatar? An inspired choice, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Is that 'The Earl of Spunkape' as your avatar? An inspired choice, btw. Lol if it were he’d have cocks on his fingers instead of syringes! Always been a big Boosh fan (though not as big as my wife and daughter) - The Strange Tale Of The Crack Fox is definitely my favourite episode. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 33 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Lol if it were he’d have cocks on his fingers instead of syringes! Always been a big Boosh fan (though not as big as my wife and daughter) - The Strange Tale Of The Crack Fox is definitely my favourite episode. The 'Milky Joe' episode is my number two choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 41 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Lol if it were he’d have cocks on his fingers instead of syringes! Always been a big Boosh fan (though not as big as my wife and daughter) - The Strange Tale Of The Crack Fox is definitely my favourite episode. Are we just forgetting Nanageddon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: Are we just forgetting Nanageddon? I love the little touches. Like all of the Shamen being human, but having mystical names, except the one who is actually a mystical creature, whose name is 'Tony Harrison'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love the little touches. Like all of the Shamen being human, but having mystical names, except the one who is actually a mystical creature, whose name is 'Tony Harrison'. When Tony wears a hood to keep the identity of the executioner secret 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: When Tony wears a hood to keep the identity of the executioner secret 😂 Ape help me out, what benefits has mass immigration helped the working man of this country? Do not mention music 🎵 ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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