Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Exactly. Now its an even more controversial accusation to make. Now you're officially going against the established norms when you call someone a nonce, fucking hell you might even just make a few likes out of sheer shock value before you're fucked off to the cooler. The only thing you've done by writing it down is guarantee the fact that one of your lot will have to show up to enforce it, and nothing brings a crowd of cynical, sarcastic, jeering cunts faster than some piggies with a paddy wagon. I'm sure this is the right path to take though. Its not like anyone has ever had a dig at another punters family members for cheap shock value since that rule was written. This will all work out fine. Faced with that logic, I guess we'd better dispense with the rules then, of course the site will either implode or be closed down within 30 days - guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I accept your reluctant acquiescence that I was correct re: the basic facts of the subject at hand, though I freely admit you are correct about the misogynistic condescension part, little missy. Nothing wrong with "the facts", just your deductive analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Faced with that logic, I guess we'd better dispense with the rules then, of course the site will either implode or be closed down within 30 days - guaranteed. That's what I've been saying all along. Get it done, the next 30 days will be fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Nothing wrong with "the facts", just your deductive analysis. Okay. Whatever you say, little girly. 🙎🏻♀️ 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Okay. Whatever you say, little girly. 🙎🏻♀️ 😎 Sounds like you're butt-hurt at a little girly kicking your sorry ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Whatever you say, little girly. I’d rather be called a nonce , than a manipulator of statistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Sounds like you're butt-hurt at a little girly kicking your sorry ass. That time of the month, eh? 🙇🏻♀️ 🤦🏻♀️ Got it. 👍🏻 (I'll tiptoe around quietly so I don't further upset you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That time of the month, eh? 🙇🏻♀️ 🤦🏻♀️ Got it. 👍🏻 (I'll tiptoe around quietly so I don't further upset you) Sorry, I already made that joke this month. Find something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Pete said: I’d rather be called a nonce , than a manipulator of statistics. Don't worry, everyone knows the only thing you manipulate is your boyfriend's cock with your tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Don't worry, everyone knows the only thing you manipulate is your boyfriend's cock with your tongue. I’m glad your statistics only went up to 2007. Shows you like fiddling with figures that are at least 12 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sorry, I already made that joke this month. Find something else. I don't recognize or adhere to any copyrights on jokes made around here, whether written or implied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Pete said: Of course I’m talking about statistics - what did you think I meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I don't recognize or adhere to any copyrights on jokes made around here, whether written or implied. No need you square your shoulders at me, Yank. Just pointing out that this particular dig will be easily disarmed by Roops due to its logical window of use already being used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: I’m glad your statistics only went up to 2007. Shows you like fiddling with figures that are at least 12 years old. For the purposes of an internet pissing match, they made the point I wanted to make and adequately refuted the claim made by some sorty-ass poof who's never played sports in his sissy boy life. That point being that baseball is st least as, if not more dangerous than cricket based on the number of deaths over approximately the same time period in two different countries where the two sports are, respectively popular. Given that it's highly doubtful that the rate of these deaths would have changed over 12 years, you are obviously just grasping at straws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: Of course I’m talking about statistics - what did you think I meant? The Admin account has just showed up in the user list... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That time of the month, eh? 🙇🏻♀️ 🤦🏻♀️ Got it. 👍🏻 (I'll tiptoe around quietly so I don't further upset you) Uh-huh, pride dented or is it the McClintock Effect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: No need you square your shoulders at me, Yank. Just pointing out that this particular dig will be easily disarmed by Roops due to its logical window of use already being used. No shoulder squaring. But I think you miss the point of the joke, as logic is not part of the equation when engaging in blatant "misogynistic condescension". One does it for the sheer pleasure of it and there's no such thing as too much in a given time period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: some sorty-ass poof who's never played sports in his sissy boy life. Oh i have salty it's just they weren't embarrassingly shit and blatantly homosexual american sports. 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That point being that baseball is st least as, if not more dangerous than cricket no 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 @Pete...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Uh-huh, pride dented or is it the McClintock Effect? Definitely the McClintock Effect... 🤠 😎 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Fucking dirty director - putting pre-teens at the front of the crowd , licking lollies! No wonder you had this in your favoUrites Salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Pete said: Fucking dirty director - putting pre-teens at the front of the crowd , licking lollies! No wonder you had this in your favoUrites Salty. @Mrs Roops Are you seeing now how some punters are automatically programmed to fight against the written rule, simply because its there? This will probably happen a lot more now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Oh i have salty it's just they weren't embarrassingly shit and blatantly homosexual american sports. no 😂😂 Talk about blatantly homosexual sports.... You'll never see American baseball players going on and on about their poofy "pink balls". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: @Mrs Roops Are you seeing now how some punters are automatically programmed to fight against the written rule, simply because its there? This will probably happen a lot more now... Two separate , un-connected statements. The first concerned the questionable director. The second pointed out that I wasn’t surprised Salty had this in his favourites - but that could well be due to the American flag being waved by one of the girlies. Totally benign , and a rule-respecting comment. At no time are any boundaries crossed. I must admit , I would have been naked , and up that fucking ladder in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Pete said: Fucking dirty director - putting pre-teens at the front of the crowd , licking lollies! No wonder you had this in your favoUrites Salty. Just because your dirty little mind is down in the gutter doesn't mean everyone else's is. You'd probably do well to keep your pervy fantasies to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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