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2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I could see him reveling in that role ever since the cozzers pensioned him off for incompetence. Hopefully he's wadding about as a Securicor custodian, with the ever present threat of a sawn off shotgun resting under his triple chin.

I'm sure he'd like to tell us he scared the would be robber off with one of his stock hardman phrases, but was probably struggling to control last night's kebab making an unexpected appearance... 

Incompetence and incontinence

I hope he’s fucking dead

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