nocti Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Don't fight Frank's battles for him, Punky. You can do better. What the fuck are you basing this on, RK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, nocti said: What the fuck are you basing this on, RK? I think he might have meant “You can poo butter” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 Just now, nocti said: What the fuck are you basing this on, RK? Simple entertainment value. Punkape is better than Frank. Not by much but the margin is there, and he's stayed in character longer - when was the last time we got a patented dance video complete with shit-bucket ending? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: You stupid fucking twat. Aren't you supposed to be on a hot date, lurking around eddie's drinking den like a really shit private detective and commenting on his dress sense? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Soooooo..... lemme guess..... is this an example of that razor edged wit you and a couple of other sore-dickheads around here love to accuse me of not having? If so, thank God I don't. Don’t listen to those wankers who don’t appreciate you Yank. Now listen, I can get a cheap flight to Miami arriving 2.10 pm on Friday November 1st. Er, the problem is that I will have to stay on an extra couple of days because to take advantage of the cheap price I can’t leave until Wednesday 6th. Still, that’s no problem to you is it mate? Hey, I can take you down to the local bars and introduce you to some people who have some life and a pair of bollocks. Obviously you don’t know these places, and neither do I, but I can find them, trust me. I need to buy the game tickets pretty soon Yank so I need to know if you’ve got the bottle to mix with nasty, rough people without shitting your pants. My treat obviously. Let me know Yank. Your pal, Judge xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Don’t listen to those wankers who don’t appreciate you Yank. Now listen, I can get a cheap flight to Miami arriving 2.10 pm on Friday November 1st. Er, the problem is that I will have to stay on an extra couple of days because to take advantage of the cheap price I can’t leave until Wednesday 6th. Still, that’s no problem to you is it mate? Hey, I can take you down to the local bars and introduce you to some people who have some life and a pair of bollocks. Obviously you don’t know these places, and neither do I, but I can find them, trust me. I need to buy the game tickets pretty soon Yank so I need to know if you’ve got the bottle to mix with nasty, rough people without shitting your pants. My treat obviously. Let me know Yank. Your pal, Judge xx I don't live anywhere near Miami. It would take me several hours just to drive there. Plus, I gave up drinking years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 On 04/09/2019 at 05:05, Salty Piss Flap said: I don't live anywhere near Miami. It would take me several hours just to drive there. Plus, I gave up drinking years ago. Anti Semite eh? I get the picture Yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Anti Semite eh? I get the picture Yank. Nope. Not at all. I couldn't care less about anyone's religious affiliation. Assuming you aren't just "having me on" about the whole thing, the reason is because I just don't want to drive several hundred miles and spend half a day getting to Miami. And I can't anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Nope. Not at all. I couldn't care less about anyone's religious affiliation. Assuming you aren't just "having me on" about the whole thing, the reason is because I just don't want to drive several hundred miles and spend half a day getting to Miami. So you’re saying you don’t like Harvey Weinstein? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 03/09/2019 at 22:06, scotty said: Aren't you supposed to be on a hot date, lurking around eddie's drinking den like a really shit private detective and commenting on his dress sense? Like Jayzee in a Beyoncé video 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: So you’re saying you don’t like Harvey Weinstein? I doubt he'd like me. I don't have a pair of tits and a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: So you’re saying you don’t like Harvey Weinstein? I've been pondering this. Do you reckon he's about to be Epsteined? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 5 hours ago, scotty said: I've been pondering this. Do you reckon he's about to be Epsteined? 🤔 Neil might get caught in the crossfire. Rattie usually has inside info on these matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: Rattie usually has inside info on these matters That's true. I'd forgotten Tot's interest in all matters concerning the 'steins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 06/09/2019 at 01:03, Salty Piss Flap said: Nope. Not at all. I couldn't care less about anyone's religious affiliation. Assuming you aren't just "having me on" about the whole thing, the reason is because I just don't want to drive several hundred miles and spend half a day getting to Miami. And I can't anyway. I give up. There’s no point in taking the piss out of a dimmo like you. You just don’t get it do you Yank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: I give up. There’s no point in taking the piss out of a dimmo like you. You just don’t get it do you Yank? I plead my ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I plead my ignorance. Don't mind him Salty. He's a miserable cunt. If you ever visit England, you can come and stay with me. So long as you don't start trying to clean your arse in my bathroom sink. And you bring a few cans of Pabst Colt 45 with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't mind him Salty. He's a miserable cunt. If you ever visit England, you can come and stay with me. So long as you don't start trying to clean your arse in my bathroom sink. And you bring a few cans of Pabst Colt 45 with you. Not sure how he expected me to respond, though I did indicate earlier that I was aware he might have been "having me on" as you Brits say (or "putting me on" as we say), so I can at least lay claim to not being a 100% total mug (rube). Are you telling me you can't get Colt 45 over there? That's what I had been drinking the night I got busted for DUI and reckless driving when I was 17. Some prefer "The Bull" (Schlitz Malt Liquor). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Not sure how he expected me to respond, though I did indicate earlier that I was aware he might have been "having me on" as you Brits say (or "putting me on" as we say), so I can at least lay claim to not being a 100% total mug (rube). Are you telling me you can't get Colt 45 over there? That's what I had been drinking the night I got busted for DUI and reckless driving when I was 17. Some prefer "The Bull" (Schlitz Malt Liquor). We used to have Colt 45 available pretty much everywhere. It seems to have become rare recently. I assume because our market for American beer has been carpet bombed by Ant- shower Boosh and their flavourless dishwater. Colt 45 is proper beer that actually tastes of something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 On 07/09/2019 at 17:54, Salty Piss Flap said: Are you telling me you can't get Colt 45 over there? That's what I had been drinking the night I got busted for DUI and reckless driving when I was 17. When you were 17 was a long time ago Yank. We used to have Colt 45 over here then but they fucked themselves with a disastrous advertising campaign. It showed working class blokes wearing hard hats ( blue collar guys as you call them, but the image has far more venom in this country) sitting at a bar drinking beer and being fat. Sorry, but fat beer drinkers don’t like to be reminded of what they are. End of Colt 45 in this country. Cue endless dick wads saying I ( meaning me, the bloke with balls) am a fat beer drinker...... blah, blah, heard it all before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 55 minutes ago, judgetwi said: When you were 17 was a long time ago Yank. We used to have Colt 45 over here then but they fucked themselves with a disastrous advertising campaign. It showed working class blokes wearing hard hats ( blue collar guys as you call them, but the image has far more venom in this country) sitting at a bar drinking beer and being fat. Sorry, but fat beer drinkers don’t like to be reminded of what they are. End of Colt 45 in this country. Cue endless dick wads saying I ( meaning me, the bloke with balls) am a fat beer drinker...... blah, blah, heard it all before. Not at all. Most 'shut-in's' prefer white cider. Did you instruct your domicilary carer to procure you an extra 3 litres tonight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: When you were 17 was a long time ago Yank. We used to have Colt 45 over here then but they fucked themselves with a disastrous advertising campaign. It showed working class blokes wearing hard hats ( blue collar guys as you call them, but the image has far more venom in this country) sitting at a bar drinking beer and being fat. Sorry, but fat beer drinkers don’t like to be reminded of what they are. End of Colt 45 in this country. Guess they must've really hated this character then.... One of the coolest "blokes" on TV afaic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Guess they must've really hated this character then.... One of the coolest "blokes" on TV afaic. You know who to look out for at the airport now, Salty? Just make sure you've got a disabled ramp and obviously put the back seats down. Not that he's gonna be visiting the good old US of A, anytime soon. He hasn't left his south London tower block since 1999, he just observes the world through high powered binoculars. Edited September 9, 2019 by Major Cunt Over-fucking-worked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You know who to look out for at the airport now, Salty? Just make sure you've got a disabled ramp and obviously put the back seats down. Not that he's gonna be visiting the good old US of A, anytime soon. He hasn't left his south London tower block since 1999, he just observes the world through high powered binoculars. I've got nothing against him. He tries to give me a hard time, but I don't take it seriously. He seems like basically a good sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not at all. Most 'shut-in's' prefer white cider. Did you instruct your domicilary carer to procure you an extra 3 litres tonight? Indeed I did but all I got was “ pierdol sie, spierdalaj.” Fuck knows what that means. The sooner that fat bitch fucks off back to Lithuania, or wherever the fuck she comes from the better. Fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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