scotty Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm betting @DrCunt would prescribe a short course of Eley Number 8s. @DrCunt can get off my fucking turf then, for a start. 😠😠 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 9 hours ago, scotty said: @DrCunt can get off my fucking turf then, for a start. 😠😠 When I want the fat bastard put out of his misery via a diamorphine overdose, I'll give you a bell. Not that I'm questioning your overall competence as a physician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 12/09/2019 at 03:36, Salty Piss Flap said: would say that if any ball and bat type of game resembles something played by little girls, it would be that Cricket business. Because a bunch of yank homosexuals in pyjamas throwing a light ball around is really manly and tough, unlike your queer sports you can actually get killed by a cricket ball hence why they wear caged helmets and leg guards. Makes me laugh that gayboy baseball players wear helmets though like it's supposed to be a dangerous sport or something 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 12/09/2019 at 03:36, Salty Piss Flap said: American major league pitchers can throw a baseball over 100 mph Wow i didn't know homosexuals could throw so fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Wow i didn't know homosexuals could throw so fast! Charlie Sheen is not a bender. He didn't even mind getting AIDS, because he got to spend the last thirty years banging strippers 3 at a time, day in, day out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 03/09/2019 at 19:36, Ape said: Is it true that this is an accurate likeness of you? That looks nothing like me at all! I have an air of Benicio Del Toro about me and i'm incredibly handsome 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 36 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: That looks nothing like me at all! I have an air of Benicio Del Toro about me and i'm incredibly handsome 😘 Me too. I once came second in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition. A Pakistani won it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too. I once came second in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition. A Pakistani won it. I think it was a Bad Shit lookalike competition Authoritah. That would certainly fit with the winner and you a close second. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: I think it was a Bad Shit lookalike competition Authoritah. That would certainly fit with the winner and you a close second. Oh yeah. That was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too. I once came second in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition. A Pakistani won it. Mr. Islamabrad 1974. I’ve got the DVD. You were robbed Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too. I once came second in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition. A Pakistani won it. Cess Pitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Because a bunch of yank homosexuals in pyjamas throwing a light ball around is really manly and tough, unlike your queer sports you can actually get killed by a cricket ball hence why they wear caged helmets and leg guards. Makes me laugh that gayboy baseball players wear helmets though like it's supposed to be a dangerous sport or something 😂 Oh, puh-lease. Cricket pitchers or "bowlers" or whatever the fuck you call them, don't even actually throw the ball (which is less than one ounce heavier and a fraction of an inch bigger than a baseball) all the way to the batter. They do some gay-ass, limp-wristed pansy looking throw at the ground so that it bounces to some other pansy faggot holding a bat that's as wide as a fucking boat oar. I guess a sissy cunt like you thinks hitting a bouncing ball with a boat paddle is some kind of big fucking deal, but for those of us who grew up playing a game where you have to hit a ball that's streaking through the air, with a round, narrow bat that's no bigger in diameter than the ball is, it's a whole lot of "who gives a shit?" Also, there have been 5 times more people killed by baseballs than by cricket balls. People killed by baseballs: 850 from 1862 to 2007 https://slate.com/culture/2009/05/death-at-the-ballpark-a-compendium-of-all-the-people-who-have-died-at-baseball-games.html People killed by cricket balls: 170 from 1858 to 2014 https://www.sbs.com.au/news/174-people-killed-playing-cricket-study Oops…. Looks like you're full of shit. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh, puh-lease. Cricket pitchers or "bowlers" or whatever the fuck you call them, don't even actually throw the ball (which is less than one ounce heavier and a fraction of an inch bigger than a baseball) all the way to the batter. They do some gay-ass, limp-wristed pansy looking throw at the ground so that it bounces to some other pansy faggot holding a bat that's as wide as a fucking boat oar. I guess a sissy cunt like you thinks hitting a bouncing ball with a boat paddle is some kind of big fucking deal, but for those of us who grew up playing a game where you have to hit a ball that's streaking through the air, with a round, narrow bat that's no bigger in diameter than the ball is, it's a whole lot of "who gives a shit?" Also, there have been 5 times more people killed by baseballs than by cricket balls. People killed by baseballs: 850 from 1862 to 2007 https://slate.com/culture/2009/05/death-at-the-ballpark-a-compendium-of-all-the-people-who-have-died-at-baseball-games.html People killed by cricket balls: 170 from 1858 to 2014 https://www.sbs.com.au/news/174-people-killed-playing-cricket-study Oops…. Looks like you're full of shit. Again. These are the balls you should personally be studying. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_HIV/AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Pete said: These are the balls you should personally be studying. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_HIV/AIDS Maybe you should attempt to actually grow a pair of your own prior to recommending what type others should be studying... Just a suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh, puh-lease. Cricket pitchers or "bowlers" or whatever the fuck you call them, don't even actually throw the ball (which is less than one ounce heavier and a fraction of an inch bigger than a baseball) all the way to the batter. They do some gay-ass, limp-wristed pansy looking throw at the ground so that it bounces to some other pansy faggot holding a bat that's as wide as a fucking boat oar. I guess a sissy cunt like you thinks hitting a bouncing ball with a boat paddle is some kind of big fucking deal, but for those of us who grew up playing a game where you have to hit a ball that's streaking through the air, with a round, narrow bat that's no bigger in diameter than the ball is, it's a whole lot of "who gives a shit?" Also, there have been 5 times more people killed by baseballs than by cricket balls. People killed by baseballs: 850 from 1862 to 2007 https://slate.com/culture/2009/05/death-at-the-ballpark-a-compendium-of-all-the-people-who-have-died-at-baseball-games.html People killed by cricket balls: 170 from 1858 to 2014 https://www.sbs.com.au/news/174-people-killed-playing-cricket-study Oops…. Looks like you're full of shit. Again. Point of order, closer examination of your evidence reveals that the 174 deaths by cricket balls relate to Australia only compared to the 850 baseball deaths in the USA, a country 13.8 times larger by population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Point of order, closer examination of your evidence reveals that the 174 deaths by cricket balls relate to Australia only compared to the 850 baseball deaths in the USA, a country 13.8 times larger by population. Whilst your analysis of the data is doubtlessly correct, old Salty is tussling with the biggest fucking idiot currently using oxygen on this planet, so I say he should be granted some poetic licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Point of order, closer examination of your evidence reveals that the 174 deaths by cricket balls relate to Australia only compared to the 850 baseball deaths in the USA, a country 13.8 times larger by population. So playing cricket in Australia is almost three times as deadly as playing Baseall in the US of A? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: People killed by baseballs: 850 from 1862 to 2007 A mere drop in the ocean. From the CDC: "During 2000–2017, a total of 1,109 deaths from hornet, wasp, and bee stings occurred" If only Americans had more guns they'd be able to shoot those fucking wasps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A mere drop in the ocean. From the CDC: "During 2000–2017, a total of 1,109 deaths from hornet, wasp, and bee stings occurred" If only Americans had more guns they'd be able to shoot those fucking wasps! I think that somewhere on youtube there is a video of some dopey (yank) cunt attacking a hornets nest with a chainsaw and then getting attacked by several hundred of the stingy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Maybe you should attempt to actually grow a pair of your own prior to recommending what type others should be studying... Just a suggestion. People killed by baseballs - 850 from 1862 to 2007. Does this include the 849 strangled or fucked to death by paedos , on their way home from baseball-practice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A mere drop in the ocean. From the CDC: "During 2000–2017, a total of 1,109 deaths from hornet, wasp, and bee stings occurred" If only Americans had more guns they'd be able to shoot those fucking wasps! In the southern states, it's the WASPS who like to do the shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Point of order, closer examination of your evidence reveals that the 174 deaths by cricket balls relate to Australia only compared to the 850 baseball deaths in the USA, a country 13.8 times larger by population. If you can find a study on the number of cricket deaths in Britain, please post them, because I searched fairly extensively and could find nothing on the subject. As for the population differences between the US and Australia (or Britain), that is not relevant for the purposes of this discussion because the entire populations of each country don't play baseball or cricket. I assume the respective percentages of each country who play each game are not the same, either. In order for the comparative total populations of each country to be relevant, we would need to know the percentage of each country who play each game. Then we could determine the number of deaths compared to the total number of participants in each sport and compare that number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If you can find a study on the number of cricket deaths in Britain, please post them, because I searched fairly extensively and could find nothing on the subject. As for the population differences between the US and Australia (or Britain), that is not relevant for the purposes of this discussion because the entire populations of each country don't play baseball or cricket. I assume the respective percentages of each country who play each game are not the same, either. In order for the comparative total populations of each country to be relevant, we would need to know the percentage of each country who play each game. Then we could determine the number of deaths compared to the total number of participants in each sport and compare that number. Oh dear, you've done it now. I reckon there's now an excellent chance you're going to get your arse handed to you, statistically speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the southern states, it's the WASPS who like to do the shooting. Don't be sellin' dem darkies short, my friend. Dey likes to be doin' dem some shootin', too. Usually from out of the window of a car as it slowly cruises through the wasps' neighborhood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh dear, you've done it now. I reckon there's now an excellent chance you're going to get your arse handed to you, statistically speaking. That's OK. I've always enjoyed the feel of my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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