Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Why can't I hate Trump and "slag off" the gays, feminists, and all the other silly bullshit coming out of today's youth at the same time? Hating Trump doesn't require that one be a "libtard" or even a Democrat. There are plenty of conservative Republicans who are disgusted by Trump and find the fat, deranged asshole to be a national embarrassment and a disgrace to the office he holds. As for your drunken, mouth-foaming screed about my supposed desperation to be popular here, all I can say is that you don't know the hole in your ass from a hole in the road. When you come to Florida, I'm going to make you sleep outside in the yard, under the hedges. Don't let him sleep anywhere. Shoot him in the head, and tell Miami Dade homicide that some Niggaz did it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And what exactly is your problem with @Salty Piss Flap? Plasase refer to 'Rule #7. "No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members". If I were you, I'd watch my step. You're on thin ice young fella m'lad. At least that's what Roops said the last time I donated. Money buys influence.. lol. Don't worry about it. He gets jealous when I talk to other forum members. Apparently, he has some sort of hero-worship fixation on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't let him sleep anywhere. Shoot him in the head, and tell Miami Dade homicide that some Niggaz did it. I'd probably be tempted to do that after about one day, but the poor guy worships me so badly I just couldn't bring myself to shatter his dreams of maybe someday being like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Don't worry about it. He gets jealous when I talk to other forum members. Apparently, he has some sort of hero-worship fixation on me. He has a hero-worship fixation on anyone who can go out in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Roops is not real. It is an artificial intelligence experiment which travels around cunts corner in the glovebox of a driverless car. She is real, it’s no secret that we have been having relations, I’m no Fred Flintstone but I made her bed rock..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: But what do i know as i'm just a dumb decorator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 But fends I disagree, I have seen your certificates, you are far from dumb, read a few books, attend a night school, then maybe you can consider yourself dumb.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A decorator? I've got a flaky drainpipe. Should I have it stripped or just paint the fucker? KY jelly for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 hours ago, DrCunt said: Read this back when you're sober. It's utter bollocks. 9.87 out of 10 for boring the hell out of people. Carry on. Its true that I had just returned from a lengthy lunch session as a "thank you" to my Northern crew at The Fishpool Inn, Delamere, but I was stone cold sober. Naturally you don't explain why something is utter bollox so I guess that's 10/10 for empty rhetoric from an empty-headed idiot who feels he must say something yet contributes nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 44 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Naturally you don't explain why something is utter bollox so I guess that's 10/10 for empty rhetoric from an empty-headed idiot who feels he must say something yet contributes nothing. Quite agree darling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I'm going to make you sleep outside in the yard, Garden idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: Trannies and faggots finding even more new and disgusting ways to get attention. Everyone has accepted the fact that they like cock up their arse, so it just isn't as fun anymore. As for the sad fuckers buying some slag's dirty bath water it just goes to show how far traditional masculinity has fallen in this day of man-buns and easy access to pornography these cunts are happy to just sit at home all day playing computer games and wanking out whatever small build ups of testosterone their tired little shrivelled bollocks can produce, putting women on a god-like, unreachable pedestal so they can have an excuse to sit on their fat arses all day instead of going through the effort of getting a girlfriend. We can laugh at it all now, but how funny will it be when we're overrun by brown cunts with a medieval culture and raging hormones, coming from third world shitholes after living in war zones? Will the feminine little man-bun sporting, legging wearing, ice cream licking, bath water coveting little shit bags stand their ground and fight? Course they fucking won't! By this point they'll have genuinely started to believe their worship of their women-folk and hide behind them. Will the brown fuckers be halted by the scathing screeching of the dyed hair, duck faced, selfie snapping masses? Course they fucking won't! They'll beat the shit out of them, rape them, and then stone them to death alongside their neutered worshippers. I fucking hate this shit and everything it stands for, I just hope I'm dead before it happens. Okay but....Justin Bieber's got a new single coming out soon, so, always look on the bright side, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Eddie said: She is real, it’s no secret that we have been having relations, I’m no Fred Flintstone but I made her bed rock..... Alas Eddie that could never be. With Roops being ‘Oracle Corporation’ and yourself being ‘Microsoft’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Will you be voting Lib Dem or Green Party Judge? One of the great ironies of our times. Cunts voting for cunts who want to take their vote away. You couldn’t make this shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 Just now, judgetwi said: One of the great ironies of our times. Cunts voting for cunts who want to take their vote away. You couldn’t make this shit up. And the icing on the cake Judge is that Bojo and Nigel have more or less ruled out having a pact and therefore the brexit vote gets split, the wankers collaborate in marginal seats and we never leave. And they can quite honestly then say that’s what the people voted for. It seems to me that all these cunts who have been slagging off people who voted leave as thick are going to be proved right. What the fuck happened? We won the referendum and have somehow managed to kick ourselves in the Cunt instead of leaving. Pure fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, judgetwi said: One of the great ironies of our times. Cunts voting for cunts who want to take their vote away. You couldn’t make this shit up. Like the jocks, who want to be freed from the yoke of British tyranny and then, errm, rejoin the EU. Thereby spectacularly missing the point of independence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, scotty said: Like the jocks, who want to be freed from the yoke of British tyranny and then, errm, rejoin the EU. Thereby spectacularly missing the point of independence Of course the sweaties want to be in the EU. How else are they gonna sell all that short bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And what exactly is your problem with @Salty Piss Flap? Plasase refer to 'Rule #7. "No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members". If I were you, I'd watch my step. You're on thin ice young fella m'lad. At least that's what Roops said the last time I donated. Money buys influence.. lol. Here it doesn't. I deal with the donations. No learned cunt weighs me in to curry favour. A member, who I will keep anonymous, made a donation asking for their ban to be removed. The money was returned and the ban remained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: Here it doesn't. I deal with the donations. No learned cunt weighs me in to curry favour. A member, who I will keep anonymous, made a donation asking for their ban to be removed. The money was returned and the ban remained. Well it obviously wasn’t enough money then.Weasel cunts like you always have a price and yours will be lower than most. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well it obviously wasn’t enough money then.Weasel cunts like you always have a price and yours will be lower than most. Decent of you to own up to it punkers, fair play to you 👍👍😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well it obviously wasn’t enough money then.Weasel cunts like you always have a price and yours will be lower than most. This true punkers baby ..did ya try n buy yer way outa the gorilla pit..were ya afraid someone would piss in cup n throw it on ya Panzermurphybaby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well it obviously wasn’t enough money then.Weasel cunts like you always have a price and yours will be lower than most. What kind of money do you charge for services rendered at your “club”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ape said: What kind of money do you charge for services rendered at your “club”? You would never be allowed in any of punkapes clubs, then again I think you may have trouble gaining access to your local CIU 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well it obviously wasn’t enough money then.Weasel cunts like you always have a price and yours will be lower than most. Maybe you should of donated more than 50p Punky, if you're strapped for cash, ask Ed for a loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: But fends I disagree, I have seen your certificates, you are far from dumb, read a few books, attend a night school, then maybe you can consider yourself dumb.... Would you believe me if i told you that i studied science at the University of Reading ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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