Cuntybaws Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Would you believe me if i told you that i studied science at the University of Reading ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 hours ago, The Beast said: Here it doesn't. I deal with the donations. No learned cunt weighs me in to curry favour. A member, who I will keep anonymous, made a donation asking for their ban to be removed. The money was returned and the ban remained. I know. I was winding him up. Tell Frank to fuck off the next time he tries that. The little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Would you believe me if i told you that i studied science at the University of Reading ? Entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't let him sleep anywhere. Shoot him in the head, and tell Miami Dade homicide that some Niggaz did it. Fuck him Salty, obviously not literally, he'd enjoy that. Just take him down the Everglades and remove his mobility scooters battery, then let the Gators do the rest. Just make sure you dump the scooter after, then technically there's no case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 42 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Would you believe me if i told you that i studied science at the University of Reading ? No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well it obviously wasn’t enough money then.Weasel cunts like you always have a price and yours will be lower than most. Of course everyone has their price. No cunt in their right mind would offer anything other than a few shillings to a site with such a name. Noted that you got monkey very quickly. Have you been turned over by a couple of Mr Fukawanu’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eddie said: No. You fucking horrible Lurch wannabe. I'm going to let myself in to your house in the early hours and inject you with propofol, then take a runny shit in your motor mouth. Your a fucking mess, don't ever talk to me again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You fucking horrible Lurch wannabe. I'm going to let myself in to your house in the early hours and inject you with propofol, then take a runny shit in your motor mouth. Your a fucking mess, don't ever talk to me again. I would not be able to talk with a mouth full of shit. you’re a fucking mess not your, science reading uni indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would not be able to talk with a mouth full of shit. you’re a fucking mess not your, science reading uni indeed... Incoherent reply Ed, of course you won't be able to talk with a mouth full of shit, that's the idea, you complete spastic. And it's the University of Reading...NOT science reading uni. At this rate, i'm thinking you're just a tea boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Quite agree darling... ...mawkish displays of endearment won't help your hard man image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...mawkish displays of endearment won't help your hard man image. Let’s not argue dear, not in front of the children. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Garden idiot Garden: Yard: Yard with garden: Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...mawkish displays of endearment won't help your hard man image. No, but frank's ad might just do it.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, scotty said: No, but frank's ad might just do it.... The resemblance is certainly striking, Scotty. Mind you, even if the geriatric cunt took a whole box, he'd still only be as solid as a punctured inner tube. Edited September 14, 2019 by Major Cunt Pissed and stoned 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 hours ago, The Beast said: Of course everyone has their price. No cunt in their right mind would offer anything other than a few shillings to a site with such a name. Noted that you got monkey very quickly. Have you been turned over by a couple of Mr Fukawanu’s? They should have asked me...for a couple of pints of rough cider and 10 woodies they would have been back on in a fucking trice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Let’s not argue dear, not in front of the children. Soppy git. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Ape said: What kind of money do you charge for services rendered at your “club”? Ape I’m in the white swan in Hoddesdon, if you are not biddy fiddling, fancy a pint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape I’m in the white swan in Hoddesdon, if you are not biddy fiddling, fancy a pint? I'm in the Rose in Dartford, i will be waiting for you when you return, if you find me before you fall asleep then you might see tomorrow morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 33 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm in the Rose in Dartford, i will be waiting for you when you return, if you find me before you fall asleep then you might see tomorrow morning. More threats from Jake the Wuss..our resident wild flower presser... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: More threats from Jake the Wuss..our resident wild flower presser... lol. And what are you going to do about it, you spunk drizzled fimble looking arse surfer ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: More threats from Jake the Wuss..our resident wild flower presser... lol. More shit from Punkers, the Corners toffee jousting correspondent in chief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: More threats from Jake the Wuss..our resident wild flower presser... lol. Nice day today. Did you play golf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nice day today. Did you play golf? Punk's about as likely to play golf, as I am to fix the windows of our local synagogue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Punk's about as likely to play golf, as I am to fix the windows of our local synagogue They are never as airtight as you would like. Hugo Boss do a nice range of aftermarket kosher seals for UPVC windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nice day today. Did you play golf? Indeed I did and I’m playing tomorrow as well. Obviously you wouldn’t get into my club because you’re from the lower orders.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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