Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 "Daddy I don't want to eat animals anymore". "OK darling here's a parsnip". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 It's another one of those Degree-Level Maths / Philosophy / Arsehole Fucking Cunt nominations, where you're given part of a statement and you have to intuit the rest of it, in order to work out what the fuck is being posited? My 5 zloty's-worth is that the OP's piss is being boiled, by that long-term grit in CC'ers Vaseline, the 'over entitled, gobby minority'; in this case with the accelerant of some gobshite Mulatto little Princess of a six-year-old whose decided ickul cows don't taste nice and she wants to live on seaweed and dust - the malignant little cunt. How am I doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's another one of those Degree-Level Maths / Philosophy / Arsehole Fucking Cunt nominations, where you're given part of a statement and you have to intuit the rest of it, in order to work out what the fuck is being posited? My 5 zloty's-worth is that the OP's piss is being boiled, by that long-term grit in CC'ers Vaseline, the 'over entitled, gobby minority'; in this case with the accelerant of some gobshite Mulatto little Princess of a six-year-old whose decided ickul cows don't taste nice and she wants to live on seaweed and dust - the malignant little cunt. How am I doing? You borrowed thatcomment off Gladys DrCunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 The creative 'peeps' in the agency that produced these Tesco's ad's are parked up on Easy Street next to a machine that shits gold aren't they? "'Name - non-sequitir - foodstuff / recipie'......that'll be £ squiddley-diddleys please" Herbert's 'think I'll have a bit of a kip for a while' Brownies Colin's 'I'll deck any cunt that says that's not butter !' pithivier of Ceps Bruno and Matlida's 'Pass The Poppers and the Kleenex' Undercooked Pizza .......that sort of caper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 P.E.T.A. = People Eating Tasty Animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 Some kids don't have the option of not eating meat. Ask the Fritzl kids, or anyone who went on 'Jim'll Fix-It'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: "Daddy I don't want to eat animals anymore". "OK darling here's a parsnip". Parsnips are cattle food although for several cunts on here they are probably a staple foodstuff as well as being utilised for debauched activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Glowworm said: "Daddy I don't want to eat animals anymore". "OK darling here's a parsnip". I fucking hate vegans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It's another one of those Degree-Level Maths / Philosophy / Arsehole Fucking Cunt nominations, where you're given part of a statement and you have to intuit the rest of it, in order to work out what the fuck is being posited? No, it's just Pen being a lazy, unimaginative cunt again, inserting a link alongside some utter fucking drivel in lieu of having anything funny or interesting to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: No, it's just Pen being a lazy, unimaginative cunt again, inserting a link alongside some utter fucking drivel in lieu of having anything funny or interesting to say. Get fucked toadie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking hate vegans. You're probably not seasoning them enough. Try a little more salt and pepper. Charred on the grill with a rub or with lots of barbeque sauce works too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You're probably not seasoning them enough. Try a little more salt and pepper. Charred on the grill with a rub or with lots of barbeque sauce works too. Aah! So that's a vegan bbq then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: No, it's just Pen being a lazy, unimaginative cunt again, inserting a link alongside some utter fucking drivel in lieu of having anything funny or interesting to say. Menopause has been tough on you, hasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: No, it's just Pen being a lazy, unimaginative cunt again, inserting a link alongside some utter fucking drivel in lieu of having anything funny or interesting to say. Fuck off. Repetitive fucking dickhead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Menopause has been tough on you, hasn't it? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that much since I saw Frank Spencer uncontrollably roller skate down a car park ramp, comedy gold! Fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I haven't laughed that much since I saw Frank Spencer uncontrollably roller skate down a car park ramp, comedy gold! Fucking idiot. You weren't even born then .. get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Repetitive fucking dickhead. Pen, Withers and Punkape 'like' this. You really have descended to never before seen levels of shitness. From sharp tongued lone wolf, to a four-for-one fucking spastic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You weren't even born then .. get fucked. I wasn't born in the 16th century but I know who Anne Boleyn was, you donkey-dicked, blind cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I wasn't born in the 16th century but I know who Anne Boleyn was, you donkey-dicked, blind cunt. Calm down Dickless. It's not their fault a deals on the table and Brexit is getting closer to a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that much since I saw Frank Spencer uncontrollably roller skate down a car park ramp, comedy gold! Fucking idiot. white people enjoying themselves eh Deco? Not acceptable these days mind. My marriage with Lady P is utterly bleak and barren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Calm down Dickless. It's not their fault a deals on the table and Brexit is getting closer to a reality. It's no closer than it was three years ago. If you think we're leaving by the 31st, you're more pissed than on any other Drewsday in history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 I see the sycophantic old ghoul is at it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that much since I saw Frank Spencer uncontrollably roller skate down a car park ramp, comedy gold! Fucking idiot. I preferred Love Thy Neighbour if I'm totally honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I see the sycophantic old ghoul is at it again. Good evening Ape .. how are things with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Repetitive fucking dickhead. from rapier wit to flaccid discharge eh Frank? Kill yourself minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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