King Billy Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. and I'm also the best one on here. I agree that you’re both better than me and I also agree with you both that I’m the best one on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 My girlfriend called me a paedophile the other day. Spoiler That's a big word for a 7 year old Move over Des O'Connor! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 15 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: My girlfriend called me a paedophile the other day. Hide contents That's a big word for a 7 year old Move over Des O'Connor! lol I originally heard that joke at a stag night. 'My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ''My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6'' The prophet Muhammad- 620 AD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 21 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: My girlfriend called me a paedophile the other day. Hide contents That's a big word for a 7 year old Move over Des O'Connor! lol I’m not surprised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The prophet Muhammad- 629 AD At least he had the decency to wait until Ayesha was 9 before he raped her. What a guy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I originally heard that joke at a stag night. 'My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6' Two pervs having a conversation: "Hey, check out that sexy chick!!!" 😍 "Are you nuts??? She's 13 years old!!!" 😫 "Yeah, but she's got a body like a 10 year old!!!" 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 That's enough guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Two pervs having a conversation: "Hey, check out that sexy chick!!!" 😍 "Are you nuts??? She's 13 years old!!!" 😫 "Yeah, but she's got a body like a 10 year old!!!" 😜 I don’t, and never have, find anything like this even remotely amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ape said: I don’t, and never have, find anything like this even remotely amusing. found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 30 minutes ago, Ape said: I don’t, and never have, find anything like this even remotely amusing. That's because you're a boring, pompous prick with the personality of a wet dish cloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I originally heard that joke at a stag night. 'My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6' Dear Deirdre I was watching my neighbours wife sunbathing naked from my bedroom window. As I was just about to come I noticed my wife standing by the door watching me and shaking her head. Is she a pervert? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 27 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: That's because you're a boring, pompous prick with the personality of a wet dish cloth. I think, from what you’ve been posting recently, that it’s clear what you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: found. I don’t found? Are you some kind of retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ape said: I don’t found? Are you some kind of retard? Admit it, it didn't work. It should have read 'I don't, and never have found anything like this.....' Surely that works better. Oh, fuck off you glue sniffing wankrat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: You don't have to put up with this Ape .. why not kill yourself? Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Admit it, it didn't work. It should have read 'I don't, and never have found anything like this.....' Surely that works better. Oh, fuck off you glue sniffing wankrat. Thanks for the grammar lesson, Frog Man, but what you propose doesn’t work either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Lol. No one’s likely to be “doing it” night and day with The Freak. I doubt it’s ever been “done” in its life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Thanks for the grammar lesson, Frog Man, but what you propose doesn’t work either. Yes it does, I ran it by missus, and her conclusion is that you are a thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yes it does, I ran it by missus, and her conclusion is that you are a thick cunt. It goes without saying that she’s a thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, Ape said: It goes without saying that she’s a thick cunt. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yes it does, I ran it by missus, and her conclusion is that you are a thick cunt. What does he know about the English language, hairy toed frog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Admit it, it didn't work. It should have read 'I don't, and never have found anything like this.....' Surely that works better. Oh, fuck off you glue sniffing wankrat. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 @Ape even a newbie has given me a like, further endorsing my opinion that you are wrong. The cunt is probably only 18 years old, and unwashed, but has had an education. Was your school bombed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Ape even a newbie has given me a like, further endorsing my opinion that you are wrong. The cunt is probably only 18 years old, and unwashed, but has had an education. Was your school bombed? Dudley duo rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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