Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 If ever there was a way to make these fuck ugly tuskers even more fuck ugly then it's got to crossing their beady fucking eyes that rest in their pudgy faces and sticking a vile tongue out in some lame attempt to make themselves look "wacky" and distract from how genuinely bloody hideous they are. This is especially annoying when they're in a photo with some more or less fuckable split arse's as your eyes are drawn away from the clunge and onto the daft comedy genius slag. Any twat doing this deserves to have battery acid poured into their eye sockets and beaten to death by midgets armed with lump hammers. No exceptions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: If ever there was a way to make these fuck ugly tuskers even more fuck ugly then it's got to crossing their beady fucking eyes that rest in their pudgy faces and sticking a vile tongue out in some lame attempt to make themselves look "wacky" and distract from how genuinely bloody hideous they are. This is especially annoying when they're in a photo with some more or less fuckable split arse's as your eyes are drawn away from the clunge and onto the daft comedy genius slag. Any twat doing this deserves to have battery acid poured into their eye sockets and beaten to death by midgets armed with lump hammers. No exceptions. Sexual frustration can become toxic, have you tried wanking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Any attemt to appear wacky via any medium - photo,video, choice of clothing (think Colin Hunt from 'The Fast Show') - should be met with instant defenestration. I will not be satsfied until we live in a monochrome society populated by androids to the sound of silence coloured in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 That, pouting and this fucking trend for superinposing whiskers and dog noses on their faces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That, pouting and this fucking trend for superinposing whiskers and dog noses on their faces. I thought that was your natural look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If ever there was a way to make these fuck ugly tuskers even more fuck ugly then it's got to crossing their beady fucking eyes that rest in their pudgy faces and sticking a vile tongue out in some lame attempt to make themselves look "wacky" and distract from how genuinely bloody hideous they are. This is especially annoying when they're in a photo with some more or less fuckable split arse's as your eyes are drawn away from the clunge and onto the daft comedy genius slag. Any twat doing this deserves to have battery acid poured into their eye sockets and beaten to death by midgets armed with lump hammers. No exceptions. The correct term for a takeaway pumped female chav, is... 'Chippopotamus' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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