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Millennial ‘comics’ who call Bill Hicks an arsehole


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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think the film 'Falling Down' hit the nail on the head. 

An underrated classic. So many good scenes, but this 10 sec clip from the Restaurant scene sums it up for me. You can have all the flat whites, cortados, grandes, in the world but your Starbucks coffee all still tastes like cane rat piss on any continent. Your self-absorbed obsession with 'options' - as opposed to actual choices - has led you here, America. Enjoy.

'Go back to bed, bovine America' - Bill Hicks

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Cunts Corner is, to me, a lifeboat containing the last of my kind.

"Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world"

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7 minutes ago, Poesklap said:

"Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world"

Please don't bum me uncle Monty.

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36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm beginning to understand those people who lose the plot and go on killing sprees. 

I think the film 'Falling Down' hit the nail on the head. 

Great film. I must admit, Kirk's little boy has been in some cracking films. 

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good nomination. I'm finding myself getting angrier and angrier as each page of history flicks over to reveal tomorrow. I genuinely think the human race has run it's course. Let's all die of Hong Kong Flu-Ey and leave the birds and bunny rabbits to take their chances with the dogs and cats.

Cunts Corner is, to me, a lifeboat containing the last of my kind. The majority of what passes for 'humanity' nowadays, make me physically fucking sick.

Lifeboat.  We may have to kill and eat one of our number. 

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

This. I'm driven fucking crazy by the Spanish inquisition that ensues everytime I use our staff canteen to get a bacon roll. 

"Do you want ordinary bacon, Turkey bacon, or vegetarian bacon? Is that on white, granary or wholemeal? Butter, spread or nothing?"

I want three fucking rashers of pig on white bread with plenty of butter as I'm not a fucking homosexual, you useless minimum wage cunt.

Not a homosexual- who just happens to drink wine in a pub instead of a nice manly pint?

In fact you should have necked 5 pints and smashed every empty over the head of the useless millennial twat who served you 

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1 hour ago, Poesklap said:

"Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world"

Here hare here

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All these millennial stand ups work from the same script......anti Brexit,  Trump and Johnson.......same old same old over and over. Can you imagine them taking the piss out of Saint Greta, vegan wankers and posh save the planet arseholes? Not one of them could survive outside of the BBC, Channel 4 or the London right on bubble.

I read that the cunt Brigstocke and the tosser Kumar have been booed  off stage recently when they didn’t get their usual libtard audience. Now that made me fucking laugh. 😁 Just a pity they didn’t get their bollocks kicked off.

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Lifeboat.  We may have to kill and eat one of our number. 

Where's the sheep when you need her.  

"None of you on this lifeboat talk to poor prof B... soooo nasty, you can't have none of me crumpets.. "

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On 04/03/2020 at 11:53, Decimus said:

I was never a fan of Hicks, but that comes down more to a matter of personal taste. What can't be denied was that he was amazing at what he did, oft imitated (Leary you cunt) but never bettered.

This current crop of limp wristed, safe-space dwelling eunuchs aren't fit to even call themselves comedians, so they've got some fucking nerve to review and critique one of the all time greats. That's like Carlton Palmer giving ball control tips to Lionel Messi.

Brew Dog sipping cunts.

 

Nah...Carlton Palmer was actually although quiet unbelievably capped for England as an international player....whereas these millennial fucking unfunny cunts are more akin to Prof Steven Hawkins giving Messi dribbling tips.       That on reflection isn’t a good analogy is it.

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On 04/03/2020 at 23:56, judgetwi said:

All these millennial stand ups work from the same script......anti Brexit,  Trump and Johnson.......same old same old over and over. Can you imagine them taking the piss out of Saint Greta, vegan wankers and posh save the planet arseholes? Not one of them could survive outside of the BBC, Channel 4 or the London right on bubble.

I read that the cunt Brigstocke and the tosser Kumar have been booed  off stage recently when they didn’t get their usual libtard audience. Now that made me fucking laugh. 😁 Just a pity they didn’t get their bollocks kicked of

 

marcus dickstock got fucked off on his last norther tour....he’s an unfunny cunt at the best of times. Now reduced to shit adverts for corporate finance wanker companies where he plays himself and his fucking annoying big twat self as a double cunt.  Apparently in interview he was Amazed......that northern people found him offensive when he spent the first half of his act calling anyone who voted leave a fucking imbecile.  
 

kuntmah is just an fucking unfunny brown shite who needs a good lynching by a Hindoo crowd whilst white people watch the news eating their dinner without even a flicker. 

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