Major Cunt Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 The one that really gets on my tits, is over helpful shop staff, especially when there's only a few punters in there. So I pop into Hugo Boss as a sales on with the idea of grabbing a few bargain's. Within 1 minute of entering the store I'm accosted by a vision of female perfection. This bird was absolutely smoking hot which disarmed me for a brief moment. Then they follow you around like a fucking guide dog suggesting shit I don't like. Now whenever this happens I reply with a curt no thanks, i know what I'm after. Although I'll always check the merchandise she's wearing in true Neil style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: The one that really gets on my tits, is over helpful shop staff, especially when there's only a few punters in there. So I pop into Hugo Boss as a sales on with the idea of grabbing a few bargain's. Within 1 minute of entering the store I'm accosted by a vision of female perfection. This bird was absolutely smoking hot which disarmed me for a brief moment. Then they follow you around like a fucking guide dog suggesting shit I don't like. Now whenever this happens I reply with a curt no thanks, i know what I'm after. Although I'll always check the merchandise she's wearing in true Neil style. Try raping her next time, also in true Neil style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 On 05/03/2020 at 18:27, Poesklap said: My absolute piss-boiler is shop staff and clerks who greet you with "Fine thanks, and you?" before I've said a fucking word. A small irritation but just another symptom of this increasingly sleep-walking, mouth-breathing, blank screens-saver-faced human race shuffling blindly into the abyss. "We're a virus with shoes." as our lord and saviour Bill Hicks put it. The return of Andy Warhol’s rent boy. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The return of Andy Warhol’s rent boy. Fuck off. 3 month's its taken you to come up with an answer to this. And it's still shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 3 month's its taken you to come up with an answer to this. And it's still shite. It takes 3 months to unglue his spunk coated eyelids to read it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It takes 3 months to unglue his spunk coated eyelids to read it lol Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 05/06/2020 at 22:05, Earl of Punkape said: The return of Andy Warhol’s rent boy. Fuck off. Yawn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Poesklap said: Yawn... I’d be careful opening your mouth too wide near him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 On 08/06/2020 at 23:20, King Billy said: I’d be careful opening your mouth too wide near him. No worries. I’m polite, and cover my mouth when I yawn. Manners make the man, especially when shielding oneself from the blood, shit, and gobbets of stringy man spunk that dribble from Punker’s Sailor’s Fuckmaw every time he sighs out some irrelevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Poesklap said: Manners make the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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