Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 Duelling ogres, all resembling any cabbie ever suspected of serial rape. Dragging their weight around like some lard-tumour makes me gag, and now a mutant moon faced creature with a fanny has joined them for the freakshow. NHS clogging cunts. If this shit is a sport, then so is making tea and fucking tiddlywinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Duelling ogres, all resembling any cabbie ever suspected of serial rape. Dragging their weight around like some lard-tumour makes me gag, and now a mutant moon faced creature with a fanny has joined them for the freakshow. NHS clogging cunts. If this shit is a sport, then so is making tea and fucking tiddlywinks. Fucking tiddlywinks would be an interesting sport to watch. What would the aim be? Getting as many counters stuck to your cock with jizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Duelling ogres, all resembling any cabbie ever suspected of serial rape. Dragging their weight around like some lard-tumour makes me gag, and now a mutant moon faced creature with a fanny has joined them for the freakshow. NHS clogging cunts. If this shit is a sport, then so is making tea and fucking tiddlywinks. How would you classify Sumo wrestling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: How would you classify Sumo wrestling? For you, an evening with a stiffy I expect 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Duelling ogres, all resembling any cabbie ever suspected of serial rape. Dragging their weight around like some lard-tumour makes me gag, and now a mutant moon faced creature with a fanny has joined them for the freakshow. NHS clogging cunts. If this shit is a sport, then so is making tea and fucking tiddlywinks. Absolute cockrot. The key component of any sport is unpredictability, and darts has this vital ingredient in abundance. That's why it's so popular. It is also clean. The alleged match-fixing archives are very short indeed and it's not rife with performance drug-takers as the physicality of the sport doesn't require this attribute. The skill needed to hit the eye of a needle time and again under stressful conditions however requires the calm head of a pro capable of calculating lots of numbers and potential checkouts with consummate ease and clarity. Those who have competed in sport at a worthy level know most of the battle is mental. Also, darts has evolved outside of its pub roots, turning into an activity any person regardless of age or body type has a fair shot of winning. This is just for you: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Absolute cockrot. The key component of any sport is unpredictability, and darts has this vital ingredient in abundance. That's why it's so popular. It is also clean. The alleged match-fixing archives are very short indeed and it's not rife with performance drug-takers as the physicality of the sport doesn't require this attribute. The skill needed to hit the eye of a needle time and again under stressful conditions however requires the calm head of a pro capable of calculating lots of numbers and potential checkouts with consummate ease and clarity. Those who have competed in sport at a worthy level know most of the battle is mental. Also, darts has evolved outside of its pub roots, turning into an activity any person regardless of age or body type has a fair shot of winning. This is just for you: Shame that the 3 most dominant players; Bristow, Taylor and Van Gerwen were/are arrogant cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking tiddlywinks would be an interesting sport to watch. What would the aim be? Getting as many counters stuck to your cock with jizz? I already invented this sport. After i'm done hammering your fanny in i'll jizz across your tits and you see how many counters you can pick up by pressing them onto the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Shame that the 3 most dominant players; Bristow, Taylor and Van Gerwen were/are arrogant cunts. Gerwyn Price has moved up to MVG level now. Those two are going to dominate for the next ten years at least. Taylor and Barney have jacked it in, Anderson can't be bothered anymore. Darts is a game/sport that isn't just for under 30s. Football, tennis, athletics etc' are sports where top level performers are pretty much done by their 35th birthday. Phil Taylor was still world number one at the age of 57. Us old cunts need stuff to do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 19 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I already invented this sport. After i'm done hammering your fanny in i'll jizz across your tits and you see how many counters you can pick up by pressing them onto the floor. Jane Goldman's Lego brick trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I already invented this sport. After i'm done hammering your fanny in i'll jizz across your tits and you see how many counters you can pick up by pressing them onto the floor. That'll cost extra, big boy😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gerwyn Price has moved up to MVG level now. Those two are going to dominate for the next ten years at least. Taylor and Barney have jacked it in, Anderson can't be bothered anymore. Darts is a game/sport that isn't just for under 30s. Football, tennis, athletics etc' are sports where top level performers are pretty much done by their 35th birthday. Phil Taylor was still world number one at the age of 57. Us old cunts need stuff to do as well. Many players can live with those two, however its bottle. I've seen the likes of Barney get 3 or 4 games behind and they crumble. Taylor and Van Gerwen just dont. I'm a fan of James Wade. He's a great player but he loses it when things aren't going his way. I'm not sure about Price. He's a good player but we'll see. Wright's another one who can beat anyone on his day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I already invented this sport. After i'm done hammering your fanny in i'll jizz across your tits and you see how many counters you can pick up by pressing them onto the floor. Err good luck with that one pal. I think there's something you might not be aware of... How many members here do you actually think sport a pair of tits and a salty axe wound? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Err good luck with that one pal. I think there's something you might not be aware of... How many members here do you actually think sport a pair of tits and a salty axe wound? It's not a sport exclusive to CC. Try it at home with a wife, a mistress, a neighbour, the lollipop lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 40 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: It's not a sport exclusive to CC. Try it at home with a wife, a mistress, a neighbour, the lollipop lady. Good luck on your plans with gyps then; "she's" 6 foot 4, has a big bushy beard and plays 2nd row for Old Pikeonions and with spit roast you with "her" forward mates after 14 pints of cyder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Good luck on your plans with gyps then; "she's" 6 foot 4, has a big bushy beard and plays 2nd row for Old Pikeonions and with spit roast you with "her" forward mates after 14 pints of cyder Pikeonions! Are they as tasty as Red onions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pikeonions! Are they as tasty as Red onions? I like pikeldonions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pikeonions! Are they as tasty as Red onions? You know what I fucking meant you insufferable cunt. But I now remember you're a 6 tackles and a grubber (no pun intended) kinda gal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 I have the body of an athlete: Darts player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 6 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I have the body of an athlete: I think Athletes Foot is what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 6 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I have the body of an athlete: Darts player. Neil's got a body of an athlete. She's under his patio. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 17 hours ago, King Billy said: I think Athletes Foot is what you mean. Scrot rot too 😷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 33 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Scrot rot too 😷 Good point. marijuana should be made available, free on the NHS for the treatment of chronic conditions, such as 'itchy scrot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Women's topless was a sport that held my utmost respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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