King Billy Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 55 minutes ago, White Cunt said: How is golfing going, Punks? Are you sneaking out to hobnob a pint or six at your local? This lockdown must have disrupted your social agenda. No gatherings of five people or more in a cubicle in the gents has been a bummer I guess. Or not a bummer more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 14 hours ago, White Cunt said: How is golfing going, Punks? Are you sneaking out to hobnob a pint or six at your local? This lockdown must have disrupted your social agenda. My croquet has improved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: No gatherings of five people or more in a cubicle in the gents has been a bummer I guess. Or not a bummer more likely. Golf courses will be open soon along with fishing and bowls. You can carry on playing darts in your allotment shed.. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My croquet has improved. Crochet. Edited April 29, 2020 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: My croquet has improved. As has your self fisting technique no doubt. Careful not to harm the gerbils lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 20 hours ago, King Billy said: No gatherings of five people or more in a cubicle in the gents has been a bummer I guess. Or not a bummer more likely. They were all in the cupboard at some Sheffield watering hole when the pigs paid them a visit, according to the beebs. No doubt brewing and drinking the moonshine before the kickoff. Fucking cockroaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: My croquet has improved. Excellent. The skill will get you to the top of the heap, when applying for a job at the local B&Q. They are always on a lookout for new talent. Are you ok with trolleys? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Excellent. The skill will get you to the top of the heap, when applying for a job at the local B&Q. They are always on a lookout for new talent. Are you ok with trolleys? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Idiot. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Idiot. I fear that the U.K will never be rid of the plague, all the time it is led by a Prime Minister who is a fornicating baboon. Boris has admitted to siring 6 children, with two being born out of wedlock. The scruffy cunt is a bad example to the young. God does, indeed, move in mysterious ways, and now the country is paying the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 11 hours ago, White Cunt said: Excellent. The skill will get you to the top of the heap, when applying for a job at the local B&Q. They are always on a lookout for new talent. Are you ok with trolleys? Well he is an out and out trolleymong so yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I fear that the U.K will never be rid of the plague, all the time it is led by a Prime Minister who is a fornicating baboon. Boris has admitted to siring 6 children, with two being born out of wedlock. The scruffy cunt is a bad example to the young. God does, indeed, move in mysterious ways, and now the country is paying the price. At least he went to a proper school.....Eton and an outstanding University...Oxford and he bonks women. What more do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: At least he went to a proper school.....Eton and an outstanding University...Oxford and he bonks women. What more do you want? I regret, with your attitude, you will certainly not be allowed into my chateau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I fear that the U.K will never be rid of the plague, all the time it is led by a Prime Minister who is a fornicating baboon. Boris has admitted to siring 6 children, with two being born out of wedlock. The scruffy cunt is a bad example to the young. God does, indeed, move in mysterious ways, and now the country is paying the price. Thanks to all the handshakes, hugging and spitting, Boris had spread the virus throughout the country with efficiency of a wet market trader. As we will see in the coming months, he will soon be spreading the shit extensively, unless he goes down with it again and then gets wheeled out to the nearest ICU. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I fear that the U.K will never be rid of the plague, all the time it is led by a Prime Minister who is a fornicating baboon. Boris has admitted to siring 6 children, with two being born out of wedlock. The scruffy cunt is a bad example to the young. God does, indeed, move in mysterious ways, and now the country is paying the price. Isn’t that what Black Adder called the guard in the episode where he experienced a Spanish Inquisition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 27/04/2020 at 16:44, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah. Fucking convert him between the posts at Twickenham Have you got one of those knit your own Captain Tom soft toy patterns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Isn’t that what Black Adder called the guard in the episode where he experienced a Spanish Inquisition? Yes. 'Shorty greasy spot-spot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 11:05, Ape™️ said: Isn’t that what Black Adder called the guard in the episode where he experienced a Spanish Inquisition? I bet you would fornicate with a baboon for a week’s supply of beans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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