Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 I've had the 24/7 propaganda machine BBC news on for 14 days straight, not because they're delivering anything worthwhile, but fascination surrounding the sheer number of swamp monsters they seem to have in their employ. Every correspondent is either blind or have eyes on the other side of their fucking head. Check the geezer below. Looks like Bernard Manning fucked Baron Greenback and created this monstrosity. I'm sure it's an intentional distraction technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 Just now, Cunt-End Of The World said: I've had the 24/7 propaganda machine BBC news on for 14 days straight, not because they're delivering anything worthwhile, but fascination surrounding the sheer number of swamp monsters they seem to have in their employ. Every correspondent is either blind or have eyes on the other side of their fucking head. Check the geezer below. Looks like Bernard Manning fucked Baron Greenback and created this monstrosity. I'm sure it's an intentional distraction technique. One for the ladies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: One for the ladies... One for Dignitas more like, in case it finds and fucks Diane Abbott. Can you imagine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: One for Dignitas more like, in case it finds and fucks Diane Abbott. Can you imagine? I think he's great. I've always thought of myself as average looking, certainly no Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth.. but stood next to him I would feel rather the handsome devil. 'Hemsworth looks down on me and him. I look up to Hemsworth and down on him. He knows his place.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 03/04/2020 at 00:02, Cunt-End Of The World said: One for Dignitas more like, in case it finds and fucks Diane Abbott. Can you imagine? If that bozo fucks Flabbot it won't need Dignitas. Job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 This should be a separate nom in itself, but all the news channels have a question and answer session with an expert, where you can text a question in. But it's the same fucking questions that other cunts have asked ever since this shitfest started. How many times I've heard, "P Ape from Jodrell Bank, Wankershire asks; Are facemasks any good?" Just fucking Google the questions you dumb bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 02/04/2020 at 23:55, Cunt-End Of The World said: I've had the 24/7 propaganda machine BBC news on for 14 days straight, not because they're delivering anything worthwhile, but fascination surrounding the sheer number of swamp monsters they seem to have in their employ. Every correspondent is either blind or have eyes on the other side of their fucking head. Check the geezer below. Looks like Bernard Manning fucked Baron Greenback and created this monstrosity. I'm sure it's an intentional distraction technique. I wouldn’t mind having a quick look at his expenses claims, specifically restaurant bills and room service. Quick is probably wrong as I’m guessing it would be a very long read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I wouldn’t mind having a quick look at his expenses claims, specifically restaurant bills and room service. Quick is probably wrong as I’m guessing it would be a very long read. It would have to be you, it doesn't look like he's seen anything straight in his life. He trapped a Vietnamese heel massager in 85, whose feet have been assimilated into his flabby back. Trapped, and hopeless, she now feeds him like some grotesque living tumour. Has got one thing going for him. Can compliment a woman's new haircut and tits, simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 It's that David Tennant in glasses looking absolute cunt Peston I'd like to nail-gun to a fucking table, before relieving the smug prick of his extremities with a pair of secateurs, powdering the bastard's shins courtesy of a tyre lever and setting fire to his screaming remains...naturally. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Rev said: It's that David Tennant in glasses looking absolute cunt Peston I'd like to nail-gun to a fucking table, before relieving the smug prick of his extremities with a pair of secateurs, powdering the bastard's shins courtesy of a tyre lever and setting fire to his screaming remains...naturally. I want him dead. You know Peston is jewish Rev? Perversely, so were his parents. 🐀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: I wouldn’t mind having a quick look at his expenses claims, specifically restaurant bills and room service. Quick is probably wrong as I’m guessing it would be a very long read. He certainly needs help with his syrup alignment. The goofy-eyed ragamuffin's got one on the pot and the other up the chimney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yeast Infection Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 It's just so they can stop disability payments by saying "oh look spazzies can work". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 21 hours ago, Yeast Infection said: It's just so they can stop disability payments by saying "oh look spazzies can work". Were you sexually molested as a child? Uncle, grandad, priest? Shame they didn't put you in a shallow grave after the viscous and sustained buggering you took Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 22 hours ago, Yeast Infection said: It's just so they can stop disability payments by saying "oh look spazzies can work". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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