Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, King Billy said: They crucified Jesus. That was OK. Yep. They nailed it with that one, but I still don't get what their hang-up was. Edited April 10, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep. They nailed it with that one, but I still don't get what their hang-up was. They sure as hell were very cross with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: They sure as hell were very cross with him. They lost interest in the exercise after Pilate's became all the rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep. They nailed it with that one, but I still don't get what their hang-up was. The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. Crucifixion's A doddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. Who made the noughts then? Was that Jason and The Argon, or Astro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Crucifixion's A doddle. Somebody put you up to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. His stepdad was a carpenter but there is no direct evidence that Jesus was a carpenter although I reckon that he was probably a bit of a tool. He was certainly a pervy bastard as the new testament does say that he was a "fisher of men". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: His stepdad was a carpenter but there is no direct evidence that Jesus was a carpenter although I reckon that he was probably a bit of a tool. He was certainly a pervy bastard as the new testament does say that he was a "fisher of men". He also had major prob's with his flock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 44 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: His stepdad was a carpenter He was “Up on top of the world, looking down on creation” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 43 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He also had major prob's with his flock. Makes a change a bloke being fucked by a sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: He was “Up on top of the world, looking down on creation” You are 'eavensabove and I claim my kitkat easter egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Makes a change a bloke being fucked by a sheep. Looks like a head butt to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Makes a change a bloke being fucked by a sheep. ewe would say that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mudbath Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Fucking Jesus, cunt was always skint at Easter after being hammered with tacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 02:23, Monaco Slim said: What kind of faggy european name is "keir" anyway. I hope this guy gets hit by a truck and his remains sent back to his family in an adidas shoe box. I imagine Sir Keir Starmtrooper was named after Keir Hardie, a mad Jock who was one of the first Labour MPs and the first Parliamentary leader of the party. Mad Jock was the early 1900s equivalent of Mad Jezza........he campaigned for wimminz suffrage (allegedly had the horn for Sylvia Pankhurst) and Irish independence. Like Jezza he was a pacifist and tried to start a General Strike during the Great War. When I was a kid there was a street near me called Keir Hardie Way. (I believe his constituency was around that area) I hate to think what that street is like now........packed to the rafters with the sweepings of the third world I imagine. The Starmtrooper isn’t like Mad Jock or Mad Jezza, he’s Blair Mark 2, obviously electable and equally dedicated to the globalist project. Hopefully some peaceful will get to the man of the people cunt and stab the fuck out of him. Fingers crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 02:23, Monaco Slim said: What kind of faggy european name is "keir" anyway. I hope this guy gets hit by a truck and his remains sent back to his family in an adidas shoe box. Keir sounds like a dyslexic homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 10/04/2020 at 17:32, 'eavensabove said: He also had major prob's with his flock. Punkers took up fishing after seeing this because he loves being rammed up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 29/06/2020 at 22:36, judgetwi said: I imagine Sir Keir Starmtrooper was named after Keir Hardie, a mad Jock who was one of the first Labour MPs and the first Parliamentary leader of the party. Mad Jock was the early 1900s equivalent of Mad Jezza........he campaigned for wimminz suffrage (allegedly had the horn for Sylvia Pankhurst) and Irish independence. Like Jezza he was a pacifist and tried to start a General Strike during the Great War. When I was a kid there was a street near me called Keir Hardie Way. (I believe his constituency was around that area) I hate to think what that street is like now........packed to the rafters with the sweepings of the third world I imagine. The Starmtrooper isn’t like Mad Jock or Mad Jezza, he’s Blair Mark 2, obviously electable and equally dedicated to the globalist project. Hopefully some peaceful will get to the man of the people cunt and stab the fuck out of him. Fingers crossed. We had a Working Mans Club near me that was in Keir Hardie Hall, looking back that seems to be a massive element of irony there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: We had a Working Mans Club near me that was in Keir Hardie Hall, looking back that seems to be a massive element of irony there. I bet you were never a member, you skiving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet you were never a member, you skiving cunt. Probably meant wanking mans club, and he was the president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Probably meant wanking mans club, and he was the president. Your responses are by far the best on here Ape. Don't listen to what all the other members say about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet you were never a member, you skiving cunt. I saw it as more of a place for manual apes or blue collar workers. I am a member of the Conservative Club though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Your responses are by far the best on here Ape. Don't listen to what all the other members say about you. Shut up Drew, you fucking imbecile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 01/07/2020 at 16:22, Ape™️ said: Shut up Drew, you fucking imbecile. More constructive wit from the extinct branch of human evolution. Swing out over a cess pit, drop in and stay there. And fucking pay Dr Drew some respect you amphetamine corker. One day you will need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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