Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 A silver lining has materialised from all this doom and gloom, Piers Morgan has had to have a Covid test because he's feeling unwell. Let's all pray for him, and I mean that the stupid cunt gets an express trip to meet Old Nick. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A silver lining has materialised from all this doom and gloom, Piers Morgan has had to have a Covid test because he's feeling unwell. Let's all pray for him, and I mean that the stupid cunt gets an express trip to meet Old Nick. How come he gets to be tested when every other cunt gets told to stay indoors and die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: How come he gets to be tested when every other cunt gets told to stay indoors and die? How else are "they" going to explain his death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: How come he gets to be tested when every other cunt gets told to stay indoors and die? You've got me there. And, I don't reckon Piers has any trouble with other people social distancing themselves from him. I feel uncomfortably close to the cunt if I'm watching BBC2 or Channel 4 in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You've got me there. And, I don't reckon Piers has any trouble with other people social distancing themselves from him. I feel uncomfortably close to the cunt if I'm watching BBC2 or Channel 4 in the morning. He always looks just a little bit "orange" and "shiny" to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You've got me there. And, I don't reckon Piers has any trouble with other people social distancing themselves from him. I feel uncomfortably close to the cunt if I'm watching BBC2 or Channel 4 in the morning. Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (PSPM) One of the most vilest of cretins known to man. DWF being the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You've got me there. And, I don't reckon Piers has any trouble with other people social distancing themselves from him. I feel uncomfortably close to the cunt if I'm watching BBC2 or Channel 4 in the morning. If and when society breaks down there'll be a mass rush by millions to hunt this wanker down and beat him to death with cricket bats coated in dog shit and tertiary Ebola 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If and when society breaks down there'll be a mass rush by millions to hunt this wanker down and beat him to death with cricket bats coated in dog shit and tertiary Ebola They'll be disappointed. I'm camped right outside his house. No cricket bat though, have a dumbbell with welded spikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Let's try some psycho analysis with the following question that even Punkape can answer, You've got to bum fuck one person to save the planet and your choice is either Jeremy Corbyn or Piers Morgan? (You can pick both if you want Punky.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Let's try some psycho analysis with the following question that even Punkape can answer, You've got to bum fuck one person to save the planet and your choice is either Jeremy Corbyn or Piers Morgan? (You can pick both if you want Punky.) The planet can fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Let's try some psycho analysis with the following question that even Punkape can answer, You've got to bum fuck one person to save the planet and your choice is either Jeremy Corbyn or Piers Morgan? (You can pick both if you want Punky.) Pervert and ill educated oik. Another “chips with everything” cretin who keeps pink ferrets for outings to lugubrious louche clubs in run down city centres.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The planet can fuck off. We have a winner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You've got to bum fuck one person to save the planet and your choice is either Jeremy Corbyn or Piers Morgan? 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The planet can fuck off. Makes "Crisis on Infinite Earths" look like a kiddy's four-piece jigsaw puzzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 I see that George Jennie Formby has resigned at general secretary of the Labour Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I see that George Jennie Formby has resigned at general secretary of the Labour Party. Is she cleaning windows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Is she cleaning windows? Oh Mr Woo what will she do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Let's try some psycho analysis with the following question that even Punkape can answer, You've got to bum fuck one person to save the planet and your choice is either Jeremy Corbyn or Piers Morgan? (You can pick both if you want Punky.) I'd do piers up the shitter but (no pun intended) with an industrial hammer drill with a core cutter attachment wrapped in razor wire and bad AIDS. I'd then strangle Cor Bin with my little finger and use him as compost for mrs peckers Marispipers, make chips our of them and feed them to Abbott-O-Sarus fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Oh Mr Woo what will she do? I'm sure it's not only me who imagines you screaming that in a camp voice as your live in Nigerian "lodger" chases you round the bedroom with his ever hardening footlong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Let's try some psycho analysis with the following question that even Punkape can answer, You've got to bum fuck one person to save the planet and your choice is either Jeremy Corbyn or Piers Morgan? (You can pick both if you want Punky.) Holly Willoughby please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 45 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I see that George Jennie Formby has resigned at general secretary of the Labour Party. She can always go back to cleaning windows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: She can always go back to cleaning windows. Or just leaning on the lamp post waiting for "trade". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Or just leaning on the lamp post waiting for "trade". They got rid of the ukulele, but there's no need now to banjo cox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 21:52, King Billy said: ‘This is Professor Emily Cousens who teaches at Oxford Brooke, part of Oxford Uni where human trials are ongoing of the hopefully first vaccine for bat flu. I’m probably giving the game away slightly if I tell you that she teaches vulnerability and gender studies at Oxford and also at the LSE. Anyone of sane mind would imagine that she would be hoping her colleagues, even though they are actually qualified in a real profession, unlike her PC WOKE nonsensical job description, success in their efforts.Well imagine again because this sack of shite wrote an article in the Huffington Post this week entitled “I teach at Oxford, but I don’t want it to win the Coronavirus vaccine race.” She then writes. “If my university is the first to develop the vaccine, im worried it will be used to fulfil its political, patriotic function as proof of British excellence.” She goes on to say basically that it’s more important to concentrate on the real issue, that being ‘Bad Boris’ and ‘Good China’, in fact good every country except Britain and the USA. Basically this fucking moron writes that White Male Culture shaming is more important than saving millions of lives possibly. And the thought of Britain being applauded for saving lives would only serve to cover up the far more important issues of the moment i.e. the failures and mistakes of Boris Johnson’s government in dealing with the pandemic. I assume therefore that her strange but obviously strongly held views on this subject mean that she will refuse to be vaccinated herself until every other human on earth has been, (apart from the Tory Party.) But we all know that this irrelevant, poisonous arsewipe will be secretly jabbed at the first opportunity while continuing to spout her disgusting hatred of everything decent. I fear for the world when cunts of this calibre are allowed to pollute the minds of the future generations of the supposed brightest and most talented. This kind of cunt needs fucking up the arse by black dick every night..... then slapped around as his bitch. Teach her a thing or two about nasty white men and what inconsiderate cunts they are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 21:07, King Billy said: She can always go back to cleaning windows. Turned out nice again, ain't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 11:32, Dawn Chorus said: The problem is that they probably wanted to order the PPE, masks etc but standing in the way in the accounts department was a braindead fuckwit like you asking them to justify the costs .. you know the sort of fuckwit like you who had all the old hospital buildings that could have been used as isolation units converted into luxury apartments or demolished and of course you also got rid of all the "surplus" medical staff. Its thatcher's & Major's and their cronies chickens finally coming home to roost and of course that nice corporate pension and shares some of them presently have will be worthless. What sort of moronic prick are you.... Thatcher died fucking years ago.... we had 18 years of Labour government throughout the 1990s onwards...... wake up grandad. You sound like Ben Elton from 1985. He was a cunt, but at least he was funny. Up your game or fuck off.... cunt or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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