Labour activist NHS cunts who blame Boris for everything

[Roadkill]

46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What is the deal with that shit? You can't just log onto the pick of the day page on any porn site, without at least one poor exploited dwarf popping up. And without exception, being violated by a black cunt. Yet another bit of proof positive that blacks really will fuck anything. The less willing and vulnerable the better apparently.

 

... You always have to one-up my racism, Eric. Over achieving twat.

[Roadkill]

27 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Ishraf is only a Muslim when NHS Management are asking. He gets a room to go and have a lie down in a few times a day to get away from the scum he has to deal with. But believe me, he’s no stranger to a pint and a pork scratching at the Pub Quiz. 

Is Ishraf here with us now, LCS? What does he say to you? Is he telling you to kill the infidels?

[Last Cunt Standing]

9 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Is Ishraf here with us now, LCS? What does he say to you? Is he telling you to kill the infidels?

No, I imagine he’s pumping his arranged marriage wife as it’s Eid today. He didn’t mention Infidels last time I spoke to him, we just had a good laugh about some soft tart he’d treated with a bottle of Merlot up her chuff, then we got slightly merry arguing about whether Younis or Akram was the better bowler. No, it’s the TV I’m worried about. Sometimes at night, with volume turned down, I can hear it whispering all sorts of random shit to me. Last night a big map appeared and the thing told me it’d rain today and sure enough it is. It’s the CIA you know. David Icke says so. 

[Stubby Pecker]

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Too stupid.

Say something noteworthy or get back to dwarf porn. 

Dwarf porn? 

What a wonderful life you must live down under to come up with such hilarious quips

Cretin

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Dwarf porn? 

What a wonderful life you must live down under to come up with such hilarious quips

Cretin

Too wordy etc.

Oh, and a full stop wouldn’t kill you. 

It’s raining hard today here, or I would have many other things to do, but thanks for asking. 

[Eric Cuntman]

42 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

... You always have to one-up my racism, Eric. Over achieving twat.

It's not racism. Just a form of cognitive realisation that most Africans are self serving, educationally sub-normal animals. And they fucking stink.

[Mrs Roops]

Can we cease the blatant use of racist pejoratives please.

[Roadkill]

5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Too wordy etc.

Oh, and a full stop wouldn’t kill you. 

It’s raining hard today here, or I would have many other things to do, but thanks for asking. 

Evidently. You're apparently passing the time by subconsciously building a harem of Middle Eastern invisible friends in your mind and making them shag their arranged-marriage wives. Perhaps you could write a book?

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Evidently. You're apparently passing the time by subconsciously building a harem of Middle Eastern invisible friends in your mind and making them shag their arranged-marriage wives. Perhaps you could write a book?

I would but, y’know, fatwa and shit. A death warrant from an Ayatollah can really put a dent in your day. I don’t want my beach walk interrupted by anxious thoughts about booby-trapped Muffins and Sarin-infused flat whites. Quiet life please. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Can we cease the blatant use of racist pejoratives please.

About time you showed up you tired old muff-flasher. Disgusting racism is by now well established on the Corner and meets little if any resistance from those who should know better. I realise you spend your Lockdown Sundays scrutinising the dogging section of the Mensa magazine, but if you could put some stick about from time to time, the place would be better for it. Just imagine the usual offenders are braying red-jacketed fox hunters on horseback, might help you summon up the blood. 

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

About time you showed up you tired old muff-flasher. Disgusting racism is by now well established on the Corner and meets little if any resistance from those who should know better. I realise you spend your Lockdown Sundays scrutinising the dogging section of the Mensa magazine, but if you could put some stick about from time to time, the place would be better for it. Just imagine the usual offenders are braying red-jacketed fox hunters on horseback, might help you summon up the blood. 

To be fair if you take on the role of racial moderator on here without any authority people are going to shout slurs at you to get a reaction. You're a filthy instigator really, the perfect conduit to channel my bad think. I deny all responsibility towards any claims of racism brought against me because I was manipulated into it by you. 

Shame on you. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

To be fair if you take on the role of racial moderator on here without any authority people are going to shout slurs at you to get a reaction. You're a filthy instigator really, the perfect conduit to channel my bad think. I deny all responsibility towards any claims of racism brought against me because I was manipulated into it by you. 

Shame on you. 

Amateur. Everyone knows you claim mental illness when you’re bang to rights on matters of cultural sensitivity. 

[Roadkill]

13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Amateur. Everyone knows you claim mental illness when you’re bang to rights on matters of cultural sensitivity. 

Are you saying being an amateur racist is bad? Should we all be expert racists? Ishraf would be so disappointed in you right now...

In fact I'm taking him off you. He's my imaginary friend now.

[Last Cunt Standing]

6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Are you saying being an amateur racist is bad? Should we all be expert racists? Ishraf would be so disappointed in you right now...

In fact I'm taking him off you. He's my imaginary friend now.

Well that being the case, I think a drawing is in order as you’re clearly good at them. He’s like a fatter Moeen Ali bred with that Sameera Ahmed bird who used to be on the Channel 4 News. Get yer pencils out. I’ll tell Ish he can expect your doodle shortly. 

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well that being the case, I think a drawing is in order as you’re clearly good at them. He’s like a fatter Moeen Ali bred with that Sameera Ahmed bird who used to be on the Channel 4 News. Get yer pencils out. I’ll tell Ish he can expect your doodle shortly. 

Challenge accepted. Moeen Ali with hair or slaphead?

[The Beast]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I had many talented colleagues from Pakistan. Many of them were treated appallingly by multimorbid land-whales with personality disorders who thought paying NI contributions for six months on their last minimum wage warehouse job ten years ago gave them the right to bark at any and every NHS worker they encountered. When I started my NHS career the public were a very different animal to the one I encountered when I left. And I say that as a white male educated in the UK. The last two years of my career in the UK were an exercise in self control akin to Sumo wrestlers’ fabled control of their testicles. How I didn’t tell six patients a day to get the fuck out of my office I don’t know. And no one snapped their fingers at me, or sneered, or called me a White Cunt when I wouldn’t give them their pregabalin. Keeping Clapping though, it’s the only exercise some of you get. 

The feckless and great unwashed will always be just that. As for overseas doctors, with the exception of Germans and Australians, steer well clear until they have done their specialist training in this country.  

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I had many talented colleagues from Pakistan. Many of them were treated appallingly by multimorbid land-whales with personality disorders who thought paying NI contributions for six months on their last minimum wage warehouse job ten years ago gave them the right to bark at any and every NHS worker they encountered. When I started my NHS career the public were a very different animal to the one I encountered when I left. And I say that as a white male educated in the UK. The last two years of my career in the UK were an exercise in self control akin to Sumo wrestlers’ fabled control of their testicles. How I didn’t tell six patients a day to get the fuck out of my office I don’t know. And no one snapped their fingers at me, or sneered, or called me a White Cunt when I wouldn’t give them their pregabalin. Keeping Clapping though, it’s the only exercise some of you get. 

The fucking clapping and pot hitting is getting on my nerves. I ve spoken to a number of my friends working on the frontline and they fucking hate it. One of them; everytime she gets home her neighbours come out and cheer for her. She told one of them not to do it as she's only doing what she's paid to do, and was called an ungrateful bitch. Now they hate her for not getting all teary eyed everytime they come out clapping like fucking seals. Forget that the poor cow spends her working time changing catheters, trying to keep people alive and occasionally putting the sheet over some poor cunts face whose just cashed their chips in. 

[Roadkill]

To all members of the Corner, I regret to inform you that my drawing tablet has just died on me after blue screening my computer when I plugged it in. Multiple attempts have been made to get a response out of it after the initial incident, however it seems to be irreparably knackered.

I understand that the presence of my art is a very important part to the site and well loved amongst the membership, especially during these difficult and confusing times, but you're all fucked basically, because I'm skint and even if I wasn't, a replacement would take about a week to arrive in the post - so fuck off.

Yours sincerely,

Roadkill

 

P.S. It was made in China.

[Cuntybaws]

9 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

To all members of the Corner, I regret to inform you that my drawing tablet has just died on me after blue screening my computer when I plugged it in. Multiple attempts have been made to get a response out of it after the initial incident, however it seems to be irreparably knackered.

I take it all back, there IS a God!

[Guest 'eavensabove]

9 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

To all members of the Corner, I regret to inform you that my drawing tablet has just died on me after blue screening my computer when I plugged it in. Multiple attempts have been made to get a response out of it after the initial incident, however it seems to be irreparably knackered.

I understand that the presence of my art is a very important part to the site and well loved amongst the membership, especially during these difficult and confusing times, but you're all fucked basically, because I'm skint and even if I wasn't, a replacement would take about a week to arrive in the post - so fuck off.

Yours sincerely,

Roadkill

 

P.S. It was made in China.

Fear not Comrade. An etch a sketch is in the post.

You will note a marked improvement to your artwork in due course.

 

ADMIN 

[Cuntybaws]

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Fear not Comrade. An etch a sketch is in the post.

You will note a marked improvement to your artwork in due course. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

57 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Challenge accepted. Moeen Ali with hair or slaphead?

Hair. And lots of it. Like Captain Caveman. 

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've always just seen Vladimir Putin in a wig when I see this.

[Roadkill]

Just now, Last Cunt Standing said:

Hair. And lots of it. Like Captain Caveman. 

Can't do it sorry, see above.

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Midgets always have nicer tits in my experience.

They’re ‘gems’