Labour activist NHS cunts who blame Boris for everything

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The fucking clapping and pot hitting is getting on my nerves. I ve spoken to a number of my friends working on the frontline and they fucking hate it. One of them; everytime she gets home her neighbours come out and cheer for her. She told one of them not to do it as she's only doing what she's paid to do, and was called an ungrateful bitch. Now they hate her for not getting all teary eyed everytime they come out clapping like fucking seals. Forget that the poor cow spends her working time changing catheters, trying to keep people alive and occasionally putting the sheet over some poor cunts face whose just cashed their chips in. 

I understand many acute hospital staff are feeling similarly fatigued by the crocodile tears clapping every Thursday, and are in their unguarded moments, getting all nostalgic for the days they had to pay for parking with no parking space, were disciplined for making themselves a tea on the ward after no break in six hours, and had to field emails about the permitted colour of socks. Frankly the sooner we get past the hero worship and back to the days of pay freezes, shouty litigious relatives and abusive drunks, the better for everyone. There’s an honesty to being treated like shit, but to be whipped daily while being told you are loved, that’s a whole new level of fucked. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Remarkable, Baws. 

Have you considered hanging in The Louvre? 

[Trucking Funt]

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I understand many acute hospital staff are feeling similarly fatigued by the crocodile tears clapping every Thursday, and are in their unguarded moments, getting all nostalgic for the days they had to pay for parking with no parking space, were disciplined for making themselves a tea on the ward after no break in six hours, and had to field emails about the permitted colour of socks. Frankly the sooner we get past the hero worship and back to the days of pay freezes, shouty litigious relatives and abusive drunks, the better for everyone. There’s an honesty to being treated like shit, but to be whipped daily while being told you are loved, that’s a whole new level of fucked. 

Are you still whining?

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Are you still whining?

And you’re still breathing. Life can be so unfair. 

I imagine being furloughed has put a real dent in your education, hasn’t it, given all the works canteens are closed and you’ve thus got no one to pester for inside information on how you make the orange Revels or some other priceless skill. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Can't do it sorry, see above.

Ish will wait. He’s a very patient man. 

[Trucking Funt]

7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And you’re still breathing. Life can be so unfair. 

I imagine being furloughed has put a real dent in your education, hasn’t it, given all the works canteens are closed and you’ve thus got no one to pester for inside information on how you make the orange Revels or some other priceless skill. 

I'm self employed dickhead and doing a roaring trade thanks to being on the local council's list of approved contractors. In fact, I took a hapless NHS manager to the cleaners on Monday. Nothing like a bit of price gouging during a national crisis.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said:

I'm self employed dickhead and doing a roaring trade thanks to being on the local council's list of approved contractors. In fact, I took a hapless NHS manager to the cleaners on Monday. Nothing like a bit of price gouging during a national crisis.

Sorry, it’s rather late here, so I read that as “I’m a self employed dickhead” and thought you’d acquired insight over the past few weeks. Well done on the gouging, mind. You must be so proud every time you look in that rusting mirror in the downstairs bog, before you stride out to the Taxi ready for another day of high achievement. It is a Taxi you drive, I assume, for they are on an approved council list, and taking an NHS Manager to the Cleaning Contractor is definitely key worker employment, so you’ll be forgiven the extra 75p you billed him. Treat yourself to some HP on your Sunday Pot Noodle you daft cunt. 

[camberwell gypsy]

11 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I'm self employed dickhead and doing a roaring trade thanks to being on the local council's list of approved contractors. In fact, I took a hapless NHS manager to the cleaners on Monday. Nothing like a bit of price gouging during a national crisis.

A self employed dickhead? Is that better than being a contracted dickhead? Is it a good career move? 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

A self employed dickhead? Is that better than being a contracted dickhead? Is it a good career move? 

It's shift-work, Gyps. The demand of which can go UP or DOWN. Usually requires working a week in hand. 

Edited May 24, 2020 by 'eavensabove
WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS

[Trucking Funt]

6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Sorry, it’s rather late here, so I read that as “I’m a self employed dickhead” and thought you’d acquired insight over the past few weeks. Well done on the gouging, mind. You must be so proud every time you look in that rusting mirror in the downstairs bog, before you stride out to the Taxi ready for another day of high achievement. It is a Taxi you drive, I assume, for they are on an approved council list, and taking an NHS Manager to the Cleaning Contractor is definitely key worker employment, so you’ll be forgiven the extra 75p you billed him. Treat yourself to some HP on your Sunday Pot Noodle you daft cunt. 

Well it would read like that to you because you're a typical lefty twat who deliberately misquotes others for a bit of attention. I've already told you what my profession is but that's not to say taxi driving isn't an honest crust. My Grandad drove a black cab for 30 years and took great pride out of swindling Mummy's boys like you by taking the "scenic" route from Euston to Waterloo because they were too afraid to use the tube. I must have inherited his ability to spot a mug from a mile off which is probably why you keep appearing on my radar.

[camberwell gypsy]

6 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Well it would read like that to you because you're a typical lefty twat who deliberately misquotes others for a bit of attention. I've already told you what my profession is but that's not to say taxi driving isn't an honest crust. My Grandad drove a black cab for 30 years and took great pride out of swindling Mummy's boys like you by taking the "scenic" route from Euston to Waterloo because they were too afraid to use the tube. I must have inherited his ability to spot a mug from a mile off which is probably why you keep appearing on my radar.

Eric's ancestors drove black slaves. Does that count? 

[Trucking Funt]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Eric's ancestors drove black slaves. Does that count? 

Count for what?

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Count for what?

Earning an honest crust 

[PANZER MURPHY]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Sorry, it’s rather late here, so I read that as “I’m a self employed dickhead” and thought you’d acquired insight over the past few weeks. Well done on the gouging, mind. You must be so proud every time you look in that rusting mirror in the downstairs bog, before you stride out to the Taxi ready for another day of high achievement. It is a Taxi you drive, I assume, for they are on an approved council list, and taking an NHS Manager to the Cleaning Contractor is definitely key worker employment, so you’ll be forgiven the extra 75p you billed him. Treat yourself to some HP on your Sunday Pot Noodle you daft cunt. 

Laffin 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Trucking Funt]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Earning an honest crust 

Depends on your views about kidnapping black people and working them to death on plantations. Personally, I would prefer taxi driving myself as whipping all them slaves must have been murder on the shoulder.

[Trucking Funt]

3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Laffin 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Who pissed in your bog Paddy?

[camberwell gypsy]

53 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Depends on your views about kidnapping black people and working them to death on plantations. Personally, I would prefer taxi driving myself as whipping all them slaves must have been murder on the shoulder.

You invited your friends round to take their turn. Hence the expression "To have a whip round". 

[Earl of Punkape]

58 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Depends on your views about kidnapping black people and working them to death on plantations. Personally, I would prefer taxi driving myself as whipping all them slaves must have been murder on the shoulder.

Reported for racism.

[Trucking Funt]

32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Reported for racism.

Haven't you got better things to do like making sure you have your Jizya ready for the Macclesfield Taliban?

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Reported for racism.

Idiot.

[Earl of Punkape]

Just now, King Billy said:

Idiot.

Good evening slimeball.

[King Billy]

13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Good evening slimeball.

Good evening Percy spunkbucket.

[Earl of Punkape]

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

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[King Billy]

10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

20 minutes ago, King Billy said:

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Cretin.

[Stubby Pecker]

10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Too wordy etc.

Oh, and a full stop wouldn’t kill you. 

It’s raining hard today here, or I would have many other things to do, but thanks for asking. 

 

10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Too wordy etc.

Oh, and a full stop wouldn’t kill you. 

It’s raining hard today here, or I would have many other things to do, but thanks for asking. 

Looks WA is going to cop it but I guess you could use the rain.

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Slightly off topic, as a GP you've no doubt had to deal with your fair share of stools. I've been biking 100-150 miles a week (the trails here are blissfully dry) and always have a huge turf out every morning and often another behemoth later on. I'm shovelling anything I can get down my gob but during the winter whilst doing weights and rower every other night I tried intermittent fasting. This produced a good solid clean sweeper every 2 to 3 days. Care to offer your professional opinion on my shite's?