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44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Made Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorcock.

Fucking hell. When was that pic taken? I checked Tim Burton and he certainly dont look like that now. He looks more like Leonard Cohen. 

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell. When was that pic taken? I checked Tim Burton and he certainly dont look like that now. He looks more like Leonard Cohen. 

Jesus Christ.

He's just got the same name. It was a joke. Doughnut 🍩 

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I think you mean Aled Jones and Jeremy Beadle.

Christ, I didn't notice the tiny hand. I bet a wank off of him would do wonders for anybody's self esteem.

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25 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I bet they’ve shared a twix before.

if I was one of these stuck together cunts, I'd deliberately not buy any tampons, forcing the other one into period poverty.

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Just now, ratcum said:

if I was one of these stuck together cunts, I'd deliberately not buy any tampons, forcing the other one into period poverty.

If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. 

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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. 

What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? 

And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't?

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2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? 

And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't?

it's the shit I worry about

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22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If I was their dad, I'd have named them Cerberus. When they grew up I'd demand to know what happened to the other one. 

You're not their dad Authoritah

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6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? 

And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't?

I see what you did there. 

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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

What I'm trying to get my head round is; if one twin wants to turn left and the other turn right and they both try to go the way the want, what the fuck happens then? Do they just go round in circles? 

And what happens when one want to go vegetarian and the other don't?

What if one finds a boyfriend? They've only got one fanny. Would they consider it a threesome? Mind-boggling.

I saw a documentary about them. They work as teachers, now technically they have separate personalities and are legally considered to be 2 individuals. Which means the school must have to pay two lots of wages for what is, in practical terms, one teacher. A very difficult set of circumstances. 

I wont say I feel sorry for them because they probably don't want sympathy, but you know what I mean.

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59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

"Let's stick together Come on come on let's stick together" -Bryan Ferry

 

They look to me as though they'd give you the cold shoulder. 

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Cerberus had 3 heads 

Yes. That's why I said I would demand to know what happened to the other one... You're not being very good at getting the point today.

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