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Commemorative Coin Sharks and' Give Just £3 a Month' Racketeering

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Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches

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Yes that's fucking right. It might seem harmless enough - it always does on the surface - however, the 'Get your sovereigns, overpriced gold and £5 coin rackets during such a crisis need getting shot of now. Quite how forking out a hundred quid for this tat cheers you up is beyond me. And the tsunami of charity muggers ordering you to fork out a fixed sum of money (into a contract of course) can fuck off with them. Arthur never helps or gives to the needy anyway so they're flogging a famished donkey all round .

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Yes they do and my buying my daughter a Peter Rabbit book resulted in them fucking me over for another 12 of them. I didn't know Beatrix Potter approved of such a racket. Even threatened to send in the recovery goons if I fucked them off.

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Cuntybaws

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54 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Yes they do and my buying my daughter a Peter Rabbit book resulted in them fucking me over for another 12 of them. I didn't know Beatrix Potter approved of such a racket. Even threatened to send in the recovery goons if I fucked them off.

Never mind all that shit, I've got some quantum healing crystals here I can let you have for just £200. Don't get them wet, though.

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39 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Yes they do and my buying my daughter a Peter Rabbit book resulted in them fucking me over for another 12 of them. I didn't know Beatrix Potter approved of such a racket. Even threatened to send in the recovery goons if I fucked them off.

I did not do fiction .. I had what seemed to be reasonable £5 a month for one book from a specialised list .. all went well for six months and then I started getting you might also like this list selections. Then one delivery also contained two unsolicited sample books from other lists repackaged those books and sent them back without looking at them further. I then recieved a £10 invoice for those books .. I wrote back to say that I had not ordered them to which they replied that the books had been damaged and sent me further invoice for £12. I then cancelled my subscription. I then received another invoice for early cancellation and further threats. I then went to the citizens advice who told me that the same individuals and companies seem to behind a lot of similar rackets and who gave me a standard form letter to send to them. The threats ceased but I them kept getting "we have missed you cards" inviting me to rejoin and to other clubs such as coin and pottery collecting.

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2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Or not admitted to having done so?

You've read my previous posts. Isn't it obvious even to even someone of slow wit and low intellect like yourself that I am above average intelligence for this site - I have to admit that the bar is artificially low thanks to a number of posters that I'm not going to name but one is obviously an early riser and another is a skinny cunt from the South of France.

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You've read my previous posts. Isn't it obvious even to even someone of slow wit and low intellect like yourself that I am above average intelligence for this site - I have to admit that the bar is artificially low thanks to a number of posters that I'm not going to name but one is obviously an early riser and another is a skinny cunt from the South of France.

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It would seem that I'm the only skinflint who fucked over the book and cd sellers.

I got The Penguin TV Companion, a very interesting book, with information about most British tv programmes broadcast up to the time it was published, and me cancelling my subscription.

Also managed to keep hold of a David Bowie greatest hits cd, because the stupid cunts sent me two copies, I returned one and promptly cancelled my subscription.

Win, win.

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16 minutes ago, Joker said:

It would seem that I'm the only skinflint who fucked over the book and cd sellers.

I got The Penguin TV Companion, a very interesting book, with information about most British tv programmes broadcast up to the time it was published, and me cancelling my subscription.

Also managed to keep hold of a David Bowie greatest hits cd, because the stupid cunts sent me two copies, I returned one and promptly cancelled my subscription.

Win, win.

You're obviously a clever boy, Joker. Why therefore do you come across as generally being an embarrassingly thick oaf?

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6 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Yes they do and my buying my daughter a Peter Rabbit book resulted in them fucking me over for another 12 of them. I didn't know Beatrix Potter approved of such a racket. Even threatened to send in the recovery goons if I fucked them off.

It always amuses me when they threaten sending in the collection agency. A friend of mine is a dab hand at dealing With these cunts. He's a solicitor and knows all the little tricks that can be pulled to send these clowns scurrying. 

 

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35 minutes ago, Joker said:

It would seem that I'm the only skinflint who fucked over the book and cd sellers.

I got The Penguin TV Companion, a very interesting book, with information about most British tv programmes broadcast up to the time it was published, and me cancelling my subscription.

Also managed to keep hold of a David Bowie greatest hits cd, because the stupid cunts sent me two copies, I returned one and promptly cancelled my subscription.

Win, win.

You made them look absolute beginners 

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15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And everything ever invented by Ron Popiel.

Everyone should invest their savings in the beautiful limited edition products advertised by the Franklin Mint. Put them away for a rainy day. Or better still buy an umbrella down at poundsavers.It’ll be worth more when you take it in to cash converters.

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3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Everyone should invest their savings in the beautiful limited edition products advertised by the Franklin Mint. Put them away for a rainy day. Or better still buy an umbrella down at poundsavers.It’ll be worth more when you take it in to cash converters.

I would have bought the spoofs advertised in Viz. my favourites were the Hitler teddy bear and 'Mummy, I've Done A Poo-Poo'.

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8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I did not do fiction .. I had what seemed to be reasonable £5 a month for one book from a specialised list .. all went well for six months and then I started getting you might also like this list selections. Then one delivery also contained two unsolicited sample books from other lists repackaged those books and sent them back without looking at them further. I then recieved a £10 invoice for those books .. I wrote back to say that I had not ordered them to which they replied that the books had been damaged and sent me further invoice for £12. I then cancelled my subscription. I then received another invoice for early cancellation and further threats. I then went to the citizens advice who told me that the same individuals and companies seem to behind a lot of similar rackets and who gave me a standard form letter to send to them. The threats ceased but I them kept getting "we have missed you cards" inviting me to rejoin and to other clubs such as coin and pottery collecting.

Do you seriously expect anyone to read this monolithic slab of verbal shit?

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21 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Do you seriously expect anyone to read this monolithic slab of verbal shit?

One of Pens best ever posts Ape. Still absolute shit though as you’ve pointed out.As he’s already older than Methusala it’s possible but unlikely that there’s better to come before the turn of the millennium.

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