Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 … and so the wearing of face coverings is now mandatory from June 15th, albeit only on public transport... for now. That this will give rise to muggings & bag-snatchers is pretty much sacrosanct, as to will be the ridiculous introductions of personalised masks being produced and worn by commuters on The Underground. Non-wearers will face prosecution and on the spot fines, over and above the price of their poxy travel permits. Birds make-up will smudge, filthy cunts wont be bothered to shave, and by this time next year every cunt will be fully Burka'd up to the nines. STAY AT HOME. STAY SAFE. KEEP OFF BUSES & TRAINS. SAVE THE NHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: … and so the wearing of face coverings is now mandatory from June 15th, albeit only on public transport... for now. That this will give rise to muggings & bag-snatchers is pretty much sacrosanct, as to will be the ridiculous introductions of personalised masks being produced and worn by commuters on The Underground. Non-wearers will face prosecution and on the spot fines, over and above the price of their poxy travel permits. Birds make-up will smudge, filthy cunts wont be bothered to shave, and by this time next year every cunt will be fully Burka'd up to the nines. STAY AT HOME. STAY SAFE. KEEP OFF BUSES & TRAINS. SAVE THE NHS I wonder if they'll let me on the tube wearing my dog walking attire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: … and so the wearing of face coverings is now mandatory from June 15th, albeit only on public transport... for now. That this will give rise to muggings & bag-snatchers is pretty much sacrosanct, as to will be the ridiculous introductions of personalised masks being produced and worn by commuters on The Underground. Non-wearers will face prosecution and on the spot fines, over and above the price of their poxy travel permits. Birds make-up will smudge, filthy cunts wont be bothered to shave, and by this time next year every cunt will be fully Burka'd up to the nines. STAY AT HOME. STAY SAFE. KEEP OFF BUSES & TRAINS. SAVE THE NHS Gay Jigsaw. I doubt it will make much difference to the mugging and bag snatching statistics. Most of the perpetrators are black and they all look the same anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 41 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I wonder if they'll let me on the tube wearing my dog walking attire? You need to wear a mask though, you scary fucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 Public transport is for losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You need to wear a mask though, you scary fucker. Michael Myers mask in the original 'Halloween' was an old prop lying around the studio. It was a latex facial cast of William Shatner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Michael Myers mask in the original 'Halloween' was an old prop lying around the studio. It was a latex facial cast of William Shatner. fascinating 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: Public transport is for losers. Bus wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: fascinating I knew you were going to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I knew you were going to say that. Clairvoyant. Don't forget to add that to your C.V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Clairvoyant. Don't forget to add that to your C.V. What does yours say? 'bankrupt'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 I wouldn’t be seen dead on public transport. I drive everywhere in London and nearly always have somewhere to park.If I get a ticket I pay it.Overall it balances out nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: I wouldn’t be seen dead on public transport. I drive everywhere in London and nearly always have somewhere to park.If I get a ticket I pay it.Overall it balances out nicely. Is park a metaphor for sticking your cock up a cockney shit pipe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: Is park a metaphor for sticking your cock up a cockney shit pipe? No......it must be one of your dilettante pursuits... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bus wankers Mask wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mask wankers I bet you need to cover your face with trowels full of makeup before you go out and another 10 trowels of the stuff before you hit the town....inevitably finishing the evening with your vomit covered skirt over your head in a bus shelter... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you need to cover your face with trowels full of makeup before you go out and another 10 trowels of the stuff before you hit the town....inevitably finishing the evening with your vomit covered skirt over your head in a bus shelter... lol. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No......it must be one of your dilettante pursuits... lol. Fuck off. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you need to cover your face with trowels full of makeup before you go out and another 10 trowels of the stuff before you hit the town....inevitably finishing the evening with your vomit covered skirt over your head in a bus shelter... lol. Is THAT where you found your transvestite lover?!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mask wankers Masks only disguise bare-faced cunts on transport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I wouldn’t be seen dead on public transport. I drive everywhere in London and nearly always have somewhere to park.If I get a ticket I pay it.Overall it balances out nicely. If I saw you driving past I’d have to chase after you and smash your glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Overall it balances out nicely. How long have you been mentally unbalanced? You Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I wouldn’t be seen dead on public transport. I don't doubt that for one moment. Kerb-crawling the streets is more up your alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What does yours say? 'bankrupt'? Branta canadensis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I wouldn’t be seen dead on public transport. Just dead would be enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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