Mandatory Face Masks

[Cuntybaws]

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Hello. Without meaning to be rude or anything. Are you lost?

That's it Billy, nice and careful. No loud noises or sudden movements, and remember to use gender neutral pronouns.

[King Billy]

7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's it Billy, nice and careful. No loud noises or sudden movements, and remember to use gender neutral pronouns.

I can’t breathe.

[King Billy]

14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's it Billy, nice and careful. No loud noises or sudden movements, and remember to use gender neutral pronouns.

“Bandits six o clock”.

[Penny Farthing]

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I can’t breathe.

Neil Kneel.

[Roadkill]

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I can’t breathe.

Don't break eye contact.

[Eric Cuntman]

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I can’t breathe.

I don't think he said that. I think his last words were.. "where am dat wartymelon?'

[King Billy]

Just now, Dawn Chorus said:

Neil Kneel.

Where I grew up ‘taking the knee’ usually meant the RUC taking both of your knees away in an evidence bag and the knee donor changing his antisocial behaviour.

[King Billy]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't think he said that. I think his last words were.. "where am dat wartymelon?'

That’s been corroborated by all four officers at the scene. I mean what’s the odds of there being 3 liars and a murderer in the same place at once? Something stinks here.