Guest Dong Hung Lo Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 A lot of crisp brands are 75% air in the packet, i blame the jews or the NWO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dong Hung Lo said: A lot of crisp brands are 75% air in the packet, i blame the jews or the NWO. Dont worry. We're out of the EU now. I voted out because Uncle Nigel said that not only will the foreigners will be stopped from coming over and taking our jobs and raping our wimmin, but that more crisps will be in our packets. That swung it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Since crisps are clearly sold by weight then I beg to differ with your 75% statement. Since a packet of Wankers crisps are sold at a weight of 32.5g, you are saying that 24.375g of that is air. That is equivalent to 0.02 cubic metres or 18.85 litres. Basically, what I'm saying is, you're one fucking thick cunt. However, not a bad effort for a first post. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 56 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont worry. We're out of the EU now. I voted out because Uncle Nigel said that not only will the foreigners will be stopped from coming over and taking our jobs and raping our wimmin, but that more crisps will be in our packets. That swung it for me. Those aren't extra crisps - they're illegal immigrants in disguise. Reach for the Zyklon B!! You know it's the only (final) solution 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Of course they're quarter full,how do you expect Walkers to pay that jug earred cunt all that money if they fill the fuckers up?.I preferred the ones with a little blue pack of salt,not that I'm an old cunt but crisps were crisps when they were Golden Wonder,these days its Kettle or some other robbing cunt flogging you a bigger bag than necessary for 3 fucking quid!,balsamic and sea salt my arse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Crisps are for children, I'm an adult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: Crisps are for children, I'm an adult I find it hard to believe that you'd turn down the chance to get inside a tube of Pringles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Of course they're quarter full,how do you expect Walkers to pay that jug earred cunt all that money if they fill the fuckers up?.I preferred the ones with a little blue pack of salt,not that I'm an old cunt but crisps were crisps when they were Golden Wonder,these days its Kettle or some other robbing cunt flogging you a bigger bag than necessary for 3 fucking quid!,balsamic and sea salt my arse Didn't McCoy's have to drop their 'man crisps' ad, because it upset 'the hairy nipple brigade' ( this is what my dad calls feminists). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't McCoy's have to drop their 'man crisps' ad, because it upset 'the hairy nipple brigade' ( this is what my dad calls feminists). AKA the Yorkie effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: AKA the Yorkie effect. They're for big blouse girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said: A lot of crisp brands are 75% air in the packet, i blame the jews or the NWO. Top material for PM’s Question Time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I find it hard to believe that you'd turn down the chance to get inside a tube of Pringles. He'd need to stuff it 90% full to touch the sides 7 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said: A lot of crisp brands are 75% air in the packet, i blame the jews or the NWO. Not a bad opening foray, as drew noted. Could do with a bit more fleshing out and cunting venom. Kill yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He'd need to stuff it 90% full to touch the sides Not a bad opening foray, as drew noted. Could do with a bit more fleshing out and cunting venom. Kill yourself There’s a newbie called Fuckface hanging about.....sort it out Pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: There’s a newbie called Fuckface hanging about.....sort it out Pecker. On it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Dong Hung Lo said: A lot of crisp brands are 75% air in the packet, i blame the jews or the NWO. If I find you I will cave your skull in with s bendy banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't McCoy's have to drop their 'man crisps' ad, because it upset 'the hairy nipple brigade' ( this is what my dad calls feminists). He sounds like he’s the real McCoy your dad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: AKA the Yorkie effect. Ask Jeffrey Epstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Since crisps are clearly sold by weight then I beg to differ with your 75% statement. Since a packet of Wankers crisps are sold at a weight of 32.5g, you are saying that 24.375g of that is air. That is equivalent to 0.02 cubic metres or 18.85 litres. Basically, what I'm saying is, you're one fucking thick cunt. However, not a bad effort for a first post. You're the best on here Drew. I really miss your 'Speak n Spell' avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Those aren't extra crisps - they're illegal immigrants in disguise. Reach for the Zyklon B!! You know it's the only (final) solution If they can't afford a rubber dinghy the next thing down is a rubber ring then a crisp packet. I've yet to hear of the coast guard towing in a crisp packet full of Afghan kiddies with beards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the best on here Drew. I really miss your 'Speak n Spell' avatar. The cartoon dog shitting on the EU flag stays until we've fully Brexited. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If they can't afford a rubber dinghy the next thing down is a rubber ring then a crisp packet. I've yet to hear of the coast guard towing in a crisp packet full of Afghan kiddies with beards. Well you won't will you, you stupid cunt. They use ropes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well you won't will you, you stupid cunt. They use ropes. The coast guards shave the kiddies beards off first and then weave the hairs into ropes you old fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 On 05/06/2020 at 14:31, Dong Hung Lo said: A lot of crisp brands are 75% air Unfortunately, so is your cranial cavity 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dong Hung Lo Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 16 hours ago, King Billy said: If I find you I will cave your skull in with s bendy banana I doubt your weedy little noodle arms would even have the strength to lift a banana lolol wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dong Hung Lo Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 On 05/06/2020 at 15:35, Cunty BigBollox said: Since a packet of Wankers crisps are sold at a weight of 32.5g, 32.5kg? I think you may be getting bags of crisps confused with sacks of spuds. On 05/06/2020 at 15:35, Cunty BigBollox said: you are saying that 24.375g of that is air. That is equivalent to 0.02 cubic metres or 18.85 litres. the vast majority of the bag is empty space /air. On 05/06/2020 at 15:35, Cunty BigBollox said: Basically, what I'm saying is, you're one fucking thick cunt. I beg to differ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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