Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That must be when the taste for black cock first entered your genetic lineage. Jean-Baptiste Lamarck was a cunt. Have you ever had Lyrurus tetrix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I fucking detest you. My ancestors exploits have enabled me to live in splendour in Cheshire Ape. They served our Empire and were richly rewarded. Linford Christie would never have won an Olympic gold medal had he not been given a lift to Jamaica first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did they take turns shagging Blanche Blackwell? Blanche’s nephew John reached the final of the Amateur Golf Championship in the early 60’s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My ancestors exploits have enabled me to live in splendour in Cheshire Ape. They served our Empire and were richly rewarded. Linford Christie would never have won an Olympic gold medal had he not been given a lift to Jamaica first... I’m sure they’d be horrified if they could see what a weedy faggot cunt ended up spending their riches on Nigerian rent boys and pain killers. Vile little poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What, in a technical sense? It's always like that for me because I'm a loom destroying Luddite. Do you know anyone who could possibly repair my Ferranti Mk.1 Eric? It’s playing up and there’s smoke coming out of every component. I’ve been putting off upgrading it for a while now but I recently got the missus one of those state of the art ‘twin tub’washing machines and it’s set me back a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you know anyone who could possibly repair my Ferranti Mk.1 Eric? It’s playing up and there’s smoke coming out of every component. I’ve been putting off upgrading it for a while now but I recently got the missus one of those state of the art ‘twin tub’washing machines and it’s set me back a bit. I had an Electrolux twin-tub when I was 19 and got my first flat. It was a pain in the arse, so I used to take my washing round to mums. As far as the twin tub was concerned, I just used to play Frisbee with that rubber spiders web thingy that went in the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you ever had Lyrurus tetrix? Not in the biblical sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Not in the biblical sense. That would be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had an Electrolux twin-tub when I was 19 and got my first flat. It was a pain in the arse, so I used to take my washing round to mums. As far as the twin tub was concerned, I just used to play Frisbee with that rubber spiders web thingy that went in the top. I liked my twin tub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: That would be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Aw come on now Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 10/06/2020 at 17:00, Hammer of Cunts said: The brutality was vile and the bloke didn't deserve to die like that, but I should think a robust approach is justified when dealing with potentially armed crack-head criminals. 12% of US population is black. 56% of murders are committed in the US by guess which ethnic group? Here’s a clue. Think the opposite of white and you may be getting warm. There are two obvious ways to solve this racist imbalance. One is for whites to vastly increase their pathetic murder rate. The other is much more radical and probably impossible to achieve, so not even worth discussing, but maybe one day, once us disgusting racist white pigs have self flagellated a lot more, and recognised and apologised for our disgusting white privilege and institutional racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: My ancestors made a huge amount of money from plantations in Jamaica. Your ancestors were Catherine the Great and one of her horses. Muggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 51 minutes ago, King Billy said: That would be an ecumenical matter. That would be a ......yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 50 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I liked my twin tub. I imagine it was quite an upgrade from the coal fired oil drum with a mangle on the top that you had in the 1920s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine it was quite an upgrade from the coal fired oil drum with a mangle on the top that you had in the 1920s. One house I owned had one of those copper tub things with a little grate under it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had an Electrolux twin-tub when I was 19 and got my first flat. It was a pain in the arse, so I used to take my washing round to mums. As far as the twin tub was concerned, I just used to play Frisbee with that rubber spiders web thingy that went in the top. I remember the 'Baby burko' (spelling?) It was a top loading spin dryer which the designers, for some fucking reason, didn't put a safety lock on the hatch. So when it was in full spin the hatch could be opened and the fucking drum took around 15 seconds to stop, so some stupid cunts had their arms ripped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: One house I owned had one of those copper tub things with a little grate under it. Did it have a priest hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Did it have a priest hole? No I never allowed any of those sort in my houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: No I never allowed any of those sort in my houses. Inglenook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: No I never allowed any of those sort in my houses. How many houses do you have? You're the queen mother and I claim my tin of assorted royal scot shortbread biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How many houses do you have? You're the queen mother and I claim my tin of assorted royal scot shortbread biscuits You’ll have to grope around under her nightie to find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 On another note. Has Eavens passed away from the virus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Do you know anyone who could possibly repair my Ferranti Mk.1 Eric? It’s playing up and there’s smoke coming out of every component. I’ve been putting off upgrading it for a while now but I recently got the missus one of those state of the art ‘twin tub’washing machines and it’s set me back a bit. Have you tried poking out the carburettor jets with a sewing machine needle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 On a serious note, i.e. To do with being vexed. Have you ever thought that the depiction of the distinguished looking black man on the Uncle Ben's logo was a 'racist stereotype'? I always thought it was quite a respectful and well loved bit of brand identity. Genuine question, not a precursor to an argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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