Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 19 hours ago, Blunt Cunt said: Listen you Major Cunt. Not every cunting requires a ten thousand word thesis. In fact some of the best cuntings are the short, sweet and simple ones. Who the fuck made you such an expert on the subject of cunting. I've read some of your posts and you're nothing special you twat of a cunt. You can fuck right off also, you absolute raging gay cunt. Go and cunt yourself. My, my you're a touchy soul, ain't you? A word of advice my pedigree chum - cunts who come on here giving it the Barry McGuigan* don't last too long. I know more about cunting than a fucking gynaecologist. So wind your neck in dickhead. * Barry McGuigan = the bigun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: Look at this Marje! All that arsecrawling and this is what you get. They don’t appreciate you Marjorie me old mate. You were much happier when Jamal was slipping you a length in the nick I reckon. Still, you’ve always got me to be your pal Marje. You can rely on me. 😎 Be careful Judge, when Marjorie finally escapes from that paper bag that he's trying to punch his way out of he will go straight to your kneecaps with those little fists of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 17 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Look at you Jewdz? Growing a pair of bollocks now his arselicker mates are backing him up. I can take the piss out of cunts like you all day. Know what I mean. Fat fucking wanker. 16 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Would you like to lick my arse Judge? I've just had a shit.... Jolly hockey sticks!......you are an angry little cabbage patch doll today. May I suggest going to your GP and getting some of those happy pills? It’s all strictly legal and above board. No repercussions I assure you. You can trust me Marje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: * Barry McGuigan = the bigun Really? Never heard that one. Is that prison slang Marjorie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: My, my you're a touchy soul, ain't you? A word of advice my pedigree chum - cunts who come on here giving it the Barry McGuigan* don't last too long. I know more about cunting than a fucking gynaecologist. So wind your neck in dickhead. * Barry McGuigan = the bigun You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. Even me? Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. Thanks, Frank. High praise indeed. Anyway, when the fuck are you gonna up your game? Even Judge is making you look a cunt. Not difficult, granted, but amusing nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Jolly hockey sticks!......you are an angry little cabbage patch doll today. May I suggest going to your GP and getting some of those happy pills? It’s all strictly legal and above board. No repercussions I assure you. You can trust me Marje. I'm a Rastafarian, Jewdz. So I'm just rolling a fat zoot, I don't take anything prescription wise from the Babylon unless necessary. Well apart from the odd Xanax or Valium. I'll bear that in mind however, Jewdz. Thanks. I've been winding up some of the Wall boys I know regarding Charlton's new owners. 🎵 We're in the money 🎵 Back where we belong as a mid table premiership club. Problem with the Wall is, well there's more than a few, but no Arab or Cossack is stupid enough to buy that pile of shit for a few rubles, or camels. Know what I mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Really? Never heard that one. Is that prison slang Marjorie? Don't think so mate. It's not one of the better known ryming slang, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Frank said: You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. Considering your well publicised battle with Bulimia. I've a feeling you're wrong, again. Edited June 13, 2020 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. Frank, I reported KB for insulting my dead parents, and he, quite rightly, got banned. Actually reporting him made me feel unclean, and full of self loathing, but I'm over it now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, I reported KB for insulting my dead parents, and he, quite rightly, got banned. Actually reporting him made me feel unclean, and full of self loathing, but I'm over it now. Good. I noticed old Roops let that Greek cunt out the cooler again, in a vein attempt to put the cat amongst the pigeons. It's not quite working out though. The dickhead still hasn't made a nom, and is utterly shite. What's a man to do Withers? Personally, I think the kindest thing at the moment would be a booking at Dignitus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Good. I noticed old Roops let that Greek cunt out the cooler again, in a vein attempt to put the cat amongst the pigeons. It's not quite working out though. The dickhead still hasn't made a nom, and is utterly shite. What's a man to do Withers? Personally, I think the kindest thing at the moment would be a booking at Dignitus. A bit drastic. Are you sure you should end it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A bit drastic. Are you sure you should end it all. It is a bit, yes. However there's no need for a trip to Switzerland anymore. You can buy the gear they use off the web and go diy. Especially when your on a budget like Francois. I was reading an article on it earlier. Shame really, being such a beautiful country. I certainly feel cutting out the middleman is a fools errand in this instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, I reported KB for insulting my dead parents, and he, quite rightly, got banned. Actually reporting him made me feel unclean, and full of self loathing, but I'm over it now. I don’t bear you any Ill feelings. I would have been a lot more surprised (and disappointed) if you hadn’t informed on me. It would have made me doubt your claim to be French. C’est la vie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 12 hours ago, Frank said: You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. When either myself or @judgetwi finally get our hands on you will find out! I don't fancy your chances though, we're South Londoners not wankers from Barnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blunt Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 19 hours ago, Major Cunt said: My, my you're a touchy soul, ain't you? A word of advice my pedigree chum - cunts who come on here giving it the Barry McGuigan* don't last too long. I know more about cunting than a fucking gynaecologist. So wind your neck in dickhead. * Barry McGuigan = the bigun My dearest Major (gay) Cunt, It is with great sadness that I feel the need to direct some more cunting your way. If I recall correctly, it is you who instigated this acrimonious and hostile dialogue. I came to this website with lashings of positivity, hoping to find like-minded individuals with whom I could converse with. Regrettably I was subjected to your brash and hubristic comments, which were in no way welcoming to a fellow newbie cunter. Perhaps you have graced the pages of this cunt website for many a moon more than I, but that my dear cunt does not maketh your actions right. You are clearly a deranged and lonely cunt of the homosexual variety. I'm utterly convinced that you in fact use this website to phish for young male victims. Victims who you use and abuse to satisfy your perverse and deviant like sexual gratification. Given my observations of you I hereby announce that you are forthwith officially the biggest gay cunt loser micropenis cunt that has ever graced there fine pages. My cunt regards Blunt cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, Blunt Cunt said: My dearest Major (gay) Cunt, It is with great sadness that I feel the need to direct some more cunting your way. If I recall correctly, it is you who instigated this acrimonious and hostile dialogue. I came to this website with lashings of positivity, hoping to find like-minded individuals with whom I could converse with. Regrettably I was subjected to your brash and hubristic comments, which were in no way welcoming to a fellow newbie cunter. Perhaps you have graced the pages of this cunt website for many a moon more than I, but that my dear cunt does not maketh your actions right. You are clearly a deranged and lonely cunt of the homosexual variety. I'm utterly convinced that you in fact use this website to phish for young male victims. Victims who you use and abuse to satisfy your perverse and deviant like sexual gratification. Given my observations of you I hereby announce that you are forthwith officially the biggest gay cunt loser micropenis cunt that has ever graced there fine pages. My cunt regards Blunt cunt How old are you? 12 - 13 years is what this post suggests. If you’re older, I suggest you kill yourself immediately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, Blunt Cunt said: My dearest Major (gay) Cunt, It is with great sadness that I feel the need to direct some more cunting your way. If I recall correctly, it is you who instigated this acrimonious and hostile dialogue. I came to this website with lashings of positivity, hoping to find like-minded individuals with whom I could converse with. Regrettably I was subjected to your brash and hubristic comments, which were in no way welcoming to a fellow newbie cunter. Perhaps you have graced the pages of this cunt website for many a moon more than I, but that my dear cunt does not maketh your actions right. You are clearly a deranged and lonely cunt of the homosexual variety. I'm utterly convinced that you in fact use this website to phish for young male victims. Victims who you use and abuse to satisfy your perverse and deviant like sexual gratification. Given my observations of you I hereby announce that you are forthwith officially the biggest gay cunt loser micropenis cunt that has ever graced there fine pages. My cunt regards Blunt cunt I second @Ape™️'s request. Although I would prefer you make the suicide as drawn out and agonising as you can. If you disembowel yourself just right you can last for days, add some crushed glass and salt and inject yourself with adrenaline to avoid going into shock. Cheers, Roadkill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 32 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: How old are you? 12 - 13 years is what this post suggests. If you’re older, I suggest you kill yourself immediately. 21 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I second @Ape™️'s request. Although I would prefer you make the suicide as drawn out and agonising as you can. If you disembowel yourself just right you can last for days, add some crushed glass and salt and inject yourself with adrenaline to avoid going into shock. Cheers, Roadkill Thirded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blunt Cunt Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thirded Blimey. I'm really impressed. My heart's bleeding. I'm off to go and top myself. Thanks fellow cunters, you've done yourselves proud. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Blunt Cunt said: My dearest Major (gay) Cunt, It is with great sadness that I feel the need to direct some more cunting your way. If I recall correctly, it is you who instigated this acrimonious and hostile dialogue. I came to this website with lashings of positivity, hoping to find like-minded individuals with whom I could converse with. Regrettably I was subjected to your brash and hubristic comments, which were in no way welcoming to a fellow newbie cunter. Perhaps you have graced the pages of this cunt website for many a moon more than I, but that my dear cunt does not maketh your actions right. You are clearly a deranged and lonely cunt of the homosexual variety. I'm utterly convinced that you in fact use this website to phish for young male victims. Victims who you use and abuse to satisfy your perverse and deviant like sexual gratification. Given my observations of you I hereby announce that you are forthwith officially the biggest gay cunt loser micropenis cunt that has ever graced there fine pages. My cunt regards Blunt cunt I'll take from this post the following points. I detect a frustrated working mans club comedian, who received on average 10 empty Toby Jugs aimed at your head as an applause in 76. Finds a perfect ruse to insert a quite disturbing story. It follows a Crimewatch like reconstruction which is clearly arousing you. I'd wager you clearly model yourself too much on Dennis Neilson, and present a clear danger to rent-boys. Add the obligatory mediocre micro penis jibe, and it's a full house. Listen you came here giving it Charlie Big Spuds, and we cunted you off. It's now a case of whether you're gonna be like a 1000 other cunts who fold and fuck off, or grow a fucking pair and man up. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Blunt Cunt said: Blimey. I'm really impressed. My heart's bleeding. I'm off to go and top myself. Thanks fellow cunters, you've done yourselves proud. Cunts. Take a deep breath, stop taking it personally and you might be good at this in a couple of decades. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 On 13/06/2020 at 09:42, Frank said: You’ve got to be the weakest character on here, bar none. Idiot. On a lighter note; how's the terminal cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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