Guest judgetwi Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet you walk like a carpet fitter. I don’t walk like anybody Hardman. I’m in a wheelchair remember? Walking is just a memory for me. It’s a fucking tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I don’t walk like anybody Hardman. I’m in a wheelchair remember? Walking is just a memory for me. It’s a fucking tragedy. Sorry. I forgot you were an extra from 'Chorlton And The Wheelies'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. I forgot you were an extra from 'Chorlton And The Wheelies'. He uses an e-scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Last Cunt Standing. Bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 30 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Add another twelve hours to the time you estimate and you have it about right. The location that is. Cunt. Who are you talking to, dopey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 That show really is the mark of the end times. I hope God floods this fucking place again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Monaco Slim said: That show really is the mark of the end times. I hope God floods this fucking place again Someone has certainly flooded this fucking place - with mindless idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. I forgot you were an extra from 'Chorlton And The Wheelies'. Ah Chorlton. I've often tried to persuade him to move to the Kingdom - after all, who wouldn't want to count a 'happiness dragon' among their number. Unfortunately, he has unfinished business with a certain Welsh witch. A shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Always listen to the voices in your head. They might make a film about you one day. 'Summer Of Pen' I think I can say, with absolute certainty, that nobody is going to make a film about any of us (except, perhaps, yours truly) and most definitely not a film about Pen ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cunty BigBollox Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Ah Chorlton. I've often tried to persuade him to move to the Kingdom - after all, who wouldn't want to count a 'happiness dragon' among their number. Unfortunately, he has unfinished business with a certain Welsh witch. A shame. Roops? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Roops? Fenella / Roops / Pen ... take your pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, KingRollo said: Fenella / Roops / Pen ... take your pick Fuck off you creepy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off you creepy cunt. S'matter Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 15 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Who is that smug looking television doctor who is also a mincing puff? Cook made some mincing puffs last Christmas ... sort of a cross between mince pies and turnovers. They were delicious - I'd highly recommend them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Cook made some mincing puffs last Christmas ... sort of a cross between mince pies and turnovers. They were delicious - I'd highly recommend them! What is her secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: What is her secret? Home made yeast 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off you creepy cunt. Time for the pot-kettle-black klaxon again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off you creepy cunt. 42 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I think you are being a bit unfair Wolfie. Pen easily wins that accolade hands down. But I don't recommend dry humping her leg... it would probably fall off... or she'd break a hip. Making more friends, Pen? Nobody likes you. The only people you get along with use you for mining likes, but you're too fucking dim to see it. Why not jump ship to another site worthy of a lexically inferior, embarrassingly unfunny, hypocritical left-wing closet transgender fruitcake whose only mild talent lies in derailing threads? There must be a website you can upload a photo of your veiny monster cock to those who'll treat your tedious 24/7 online presence with impunity. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Time for the pot-kettle-black klaxon again. Good afternoon mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 Do they really say opposites attract?? Not on this fucking site, see above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 32 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do they really say opposites attract?? Not on this fucking site, see above. I wouldn't stand for this if I was you (thankfully I'm not) @Ape™️ mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 14 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: Wtf is a monaco slim? It sounds like a condom brand for americans with small cocks. Fuck off you arse gravy drinking faggot. My name is Monaco Slim, and I want you to SUCK MY DICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: I'm sure your pet Ferret already does that for you Ah, that awkward conversation... "Hiya love, what's in the bag?" "A ferret." "What am I supposed to do with a ferret?" "Teach it to cook, and fuck off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 8 hours ago, Monaco Slim said: That show really is the mark of the end times. I hope God floods this fucking place again The demise of C4 started when Michael (de) Grade took over from the arty and aspirational Jeremy Isaacs in 1989(?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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