ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a midget? Do you rep-er-resent the lollipop guild? Dribbling now aren't you? Pathetic scribbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Talk sense man or shut your trout you cunt. So what you're better off doing is consulting with the person/team that supports you during the day before posting something. Currently, most of what you've been posting comes across as rushed and not thought out properly. Don't feel embarrassed to ask your helper(s) to read what you're trying to say because they can tidy it up for you and let you know if it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 27 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: So what you're better off doing is consulting with the person/team that supports you during the day before posting something. Currently, most of what you've been posting comes across as rushed and not thought out properly. Don't feel embarrassed to ask your helper(s) to read what you're trying to say because they can tidy it up for you and let you know if it makes sense. But then we lose the exciting spontaneity ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: But then we lose the exciting spontaneity ! My dog did some exciting spontaneity on the pavement earlier. I hope I don’t stand in it when I take him out later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Dribbling now aren't you? Pathetic scribbler. Projection? answer the question, stumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 46 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: So what you're better off doing is consulting with the person/team that supports you during the day before posting something. Currently, most of what you've been posting comes across as rushed and not thought out properly. Don't feel embarrassed to ask your helper(s) to read what you're trying to say because they can tidy it up for you and let you know if it makes sense. I think you're on to something Rangdo. Have you noticed there's a pattern to when he posts, and when he goes quiet? Restraint time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think you're on to something Rangdo. Have you noticed there's a pattern to when he posts, and when he goes quiet? Restraint time. I have indeed noticed. Head injuries caused by bike accidents can cause all kinds of symptoms, such as random mood swings and being lucid one moment, and minutes later being... well, being like ChildeHarold. Just think of those two minutes he thought he was saving by not wearing his helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I have indeed noticed. Head injuries caused by bike accidents can cause all kinds of symptoms, such as random mood swings and being lucid one moment, and minutes later being... well, being like ChildeHarold. Just think of those two minutes he thought he was saving by not wearing his helmet. Never mind. He has a special new helmet now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I have indeed noticed. Head injuries caused by bike accidents can cause all kinds of symptoms, such as random mood swings and being lucid one moment, and minutes later being... well, being like ChildeHarold. Just think of those two minutes he thought he was saving by not wearing his helmet. Those cheap Chinese stabilisers cause more Childeharolds than Thalidomide ever did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: My dog did some exciting spontaneity on the pavement earlier. I hope I don’t stand in it when I take him out later. My thoroughbred steed did the same as I was surveying the Kingdom, ensuring that those who have succumbed to bike related head injuries recieve the appropriate care (in the appropriate facility). I posit that both in your dog's case, and my horse's, the spontaneity was more worthy of attention than the ramblings of the unfortunate Childe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 29 minutes ago, KingRollo said: My thoroughbred steed did the same as I was surveying the Kingdom, ensuring that those who have succumbed to bike related head injuries recieve the appropriate care (in the appropriate facility). I posit that both in your dog's case, and my horse's, the spontaneity was more worthy of attention than the ramblings of the unfortunate Childe... Before you take another ride on your `stead' sit down and have a nice drink of bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, KingRollo said: My thoroughbred steed did the same as I was surveying the Kingdom, ensuring that those who have succumbed to bike related head injuries recieve the appropriate care (in the appropriate facility). I posit that both in your dog's case, and my horse's, the spontaneity was more worthy of attention than the ramblings of the unfortunate Childe... Good afternoon Your Majesty. What a fine day for such jollifications and titillations. I trust Queen Gwen is in fine fettle? My own fair Queen and I had a rather late night quaffing and tooting with some rather splendid young wenches from some godforsaken shithole called Latvia I believe. Much frolicking and slap and tickle as usual. You know how these things go when the young peasant lassies have a few Babychams and a couple of toots of the Bolivian marching powder. I do however regret taking that last viagra. 10 is normally sufficient and I’m still struggling to fasten my trousers today. I’ve spent all morning seeing how many of the Royal budgies I can stand on my erect organ. So far it’s twelve but the last one has to stand on one leg, so I’m not sure if that counts. Anyway, I digress so I bid you good day for now KR. Your Lord and Master. KB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good afternoon Your Majesty. What a fine day for such jollifications and titillations. I trust Queen Gwen is in fine fettle? My own fair Queen and I had a rather late night quaffing and tooting with some rather splendid young wenches from some godforsaken shithole called Latvia I believe. Much frolicking and slap and tickle as usual. You know how these things go when the young peasant lassies have a few Babychams and a couple of toots of the Bolivian marching powder. I do however regret taking that last viagra. 10 is normally sufficient and I’m still struggling to fasten my trousers today. I’ve spent all morning seeing how many of the Royal budgies I can stand on my erect organ. So far it’s twelve but the last one has to stand on one leg, so I’m not sure if that counts. Anyway, I digress so I bid you good day for now KR. Your Lord and Master. KB reading that and painting a mental picture of you gumming away at a poor girl has made me feel physically sick, disgusting behaviour from a pensioner... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: reading that and painting a mental picture of you gumming away at a poor girl has made me feel physically sick, disgusting behaviour from a pensioner... Not forgetting the huge number of ladyboys with huge genitals and the post ops with bolt on piss flaps who are employed in his business to satisfy the whims of the typical clients of his brothel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Not forgetting the huge number of ladyboys with huge genitals and the post ops with bolt on piss flaps who are employed in his business to satisfy the whims of the typical clients of his brothel. Pen have you ever worked in a brothel and satisfied whims? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eddie said: reading that and painting a mental picture of you gumming away at a poor girl has made me feel physically sick, disgusting behaviour from a pensioner... Pensioner? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen have you ever worked in a brothel and satisfied whims? I wouldn’t let the barren old hag anywhere near my premises Ed. Even dungeon masters have to draw the line somewhere you know. We’re not monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Good afternoon Your Majesty. What a fine day for such jollifications and titillations. I trust Queen Gwen is in fine fettle? My own fair Queen and I had a rather late night quaffing and tooting with some rather splendid young wenches from some godforsaken shithole called Latvia I believe. Much frolicking and slap and tickle as usual. You know how these things go when the young peasant lassies have a few Babychams and a couple of toots of the Bolivian marching powder. I do however regret taking that last viagra. 10 is normally sufficient and I’m still struggling to fasten my trousers today. I’ve spent all morning seeing how many of the Royal budgies I can stand on my erect organ. So far it’s twelve but the last one has to stand on one leg, so I’m not sure if that counts. Anyway, I digress so I bid you good day for now KR. Your Lord and Master. KB Good afternoon indeed, my Lord and Liege. Queen Gwen has been in a foul mood. She came home one afternoon last week, looking like a bucket of wallpaper paste had been emptied on her and smelling like a kipper's pyjamas. When I asked her about the meaning of this, she just muttered "Cuntman" ... I don't think - Queen or not - she has any business calling me such names and I am considering a stint in the dungeons for her. The 10th viagra is always the "one which breaks the camel's back" - which is a disgusting practice but from your message, I gather no animals were harmed (although the budgies may need counselling...). Given the likely chafing and the risk of a zip-related accident, I am sending you an urgent supply of Wizard's robes. He also has issues in the trouser department. With sincere affection, Your humble servant, KR 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Before you take another ride on your `stead' sit down and have a nice drink of bleach. I won't waste the bleach by drinking it, milady, when you clearly have urgent need of it for your douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Pen have you ever worked in a brothel and satisfied whims? Never .. not ever. The real King Billy was a Dutch cunt who only did Mary up the shitpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 21 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: So what you're better off doing is consulting with the person/team that supports you during the day before posting something. Currently, most of what you've been posting comes across as rushed and not thought out properly. Don't feel embarrassed to ask your helper(s) to read what you're trying to say because they can tidy it up for you and let you know if it makes sense. So you thrive in concise erudite nodels of logical debate do you? Go somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 4 hours ago, KingRollo said: I won't waste the bleach by drinking it, milady, when you clearly have urgent need of it for your douche. Certain cunts have an obsession with bleach and drinking bleach which is probably a Lady Macbeth handwashing psychosis thingy. At leadt Lady Macbeth was a real person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Certain cunts have an obsession with bleach and drinking bleach which is probably a Lady Macbeth handwashing psychosis thingy. At leadt Lady Macbeth was a real person. You really are overestimating Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you thrive in concise erudite nodels of logical debate do you? Go somewhere else. What's a nodel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Certain cunts have an obsession with bleach and drinking bleach which is probably a Lady Macbeth handwashing psychosis thingy. At leadt Lady Macbeth was a real person. 6.2% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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