KingRollo Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: The only club he's had anything to do with was coated in chocolate and infused with bits of fruit. Scat night at Club Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Give him a few more likes and he might pretend to be your friend again, you fucking gormless cunt. "Gormless cunt" as a statement shows proper class. As does the word slurry. I'm really chuffed that Eamon Holmes and cheese sandwiches are all here. Cunts, the lot of them. Fuck my hat it's good to be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 34 minutes ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: "Gormless cunt" as a statement shows proper class. As does the word slurry. I'm really chuffed that Eamon Holmes and cheese sandwiches are all here. Cunts, the lot of them. Fuck my hat it's good to be back. You need to get back to your 'Cillit Bang' adverts Barry. They now feature a woman. portraying wimmins in domestic situations is deeply offensive and counter-productive to the wimminstruggle. Those cunts at 'Vanish' have got the right idea. A gayboy cuck prancing around wearing pink and waiting for a woman to order him about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 Kayne West is a survivor and a true American success story and deserves our total respect in the same way the UK is the foot odour insole for the American smelly boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Kayne West is a survivor and a true American success story and deserves our total respect in the same way the UK is the foot odour insole for the American smelly boot. I have to confess I find his wife quite pleasing to the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I have to confess I find his wife quite pleasing to the eye. I watched that porno she made. Nice fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Erratum : It appears that North is the cunt’s daughter not his son. My mistake (or “my bad” as Don Marjorie would say). Mind you, in today’s celebrity world do children have a gender anymore? Not a very woke concept I would have thought. Still, better than calling her Rose I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 18 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: The only club he's had anything to do with was coated in chocolate and infused with bits of fruit. I have to correct you there. In fact, he IS the fruit and the chocolate (Mtembes' cock) is generally inside him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I have to correct you there. In fact, he IS the fruit and the chocolate (Mtembes' cock) is generally inside him. His bum'ole must have higher mileage than your average freight train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Who the fuck is this bloke? Is "Kanye" a real name or a typo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 21 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I have to confess I find his wife quite pleasing to the eye. You should let them both know that then put your face right next to his fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I watched that porno she made. Nice fanny. Typical numbskull response to pleasant banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 23 hours ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: "Gormless cunt" as a statement shows proper class. As does the word slurry. I'm really chuffed that Eamon Holmes and cheese sandwiches are all here. Cunts, the lot of them. Fuck my hat it's good to be back. "Back" on what? Are you pre testing a Covid drug for the nation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Of course all this running for President, twitter activity and “bi-polar” meltdown has nothing to do with Kenny having a new album out on Friday. Given the current state of the world and the Yank media’s obsession with deTrumping, he’s managed to get his name right out in front just at the right time. I reckon old Kenny ain’t as dumb as he looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: Of course all this running for President, twitter activity and “bi-polar” meltdown has nothing to do with Kenny having a new album out on Friday. Given the current state of the world and the Yank media’s obsession with deTrumping, he’s managed to get his name right out in front just at the right time. I reckon old Kenny ain’t as dumb as he looks. Not far off the mark. Running for President is certainly less arduous than going into court with Amber Heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 10/07/2020 at 20:50, Arthur Dick said: Kuntye West always appears like he has nothing going on in the space between his ears, utterly pig shit thick twat who made a couple of decent tunes 15 years ago. No he didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Sorry I wasn't paying attention. I tried to get back into the tv but it turned out I was "too cunty for telly". Cunts. Anyway Kanye West however has all the qualities to be a president. He's certainly out cunted the current one. By a cuntry mile. The cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 (edited) Bollocks. My uncle is close personal friend of Rick Wakeman so fuck off. Edited July 26, 2020 by Hi I'm Barry Scott I forgot about Dre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 21/07/2020 at 19:37, Eric Cuntman said: You need to get back to your 'Cillit Bang' adverts Barry. They now feature a woman. portraying wimmins in domestic situations is deeply offensive and counter-productive to the wimminstruggle. Those cunts at 'Vanish' have got the right idea. A gayboy cuck prancing around wearing pink and waiting for a woman to order him about. Sorry, there's a post explaining that somewhere. Kanyes arse, sorry, wife should get a proper job like that. Selling cleaning products. Door to door. A bit like Ken Dodd. "Oh missus, what a wonderful day for sticking cillit bang up your arse... diddymen jam butties" etc etc .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 21/07/2020 at 19:37, Eric Cuntman said: You need to get back to your 'Cillit Bang' adverts Barry. They now feature a woman. portraying wimmins in domestic situations is deeply offensive and counter-productive to the wimminstruggle. Those cunts at 'Vanish' have got the right idea. A gayboy cuck prancing around wearing pink and waiting for a woman to order him about. No Eric. You just watched "I wanna break free" video by Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: Bollocks. My uncle is close personal friend of Rick Wakeman so fuck off. “Close personal friend” means taking it up the bumhole these days mate. When it involves half dead corpses like Rick I would refrain from bragging about it if I were you. Nothing to do with me of course, you brag about what you like. I just like to help out the brain dead now and again........gives me a sense of purpose.......know what I mean? Edited July 27, 2020 by judgetwi Missed out a word....not “wanker” by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 11/07/2020 at 20:46, Roadkill said: I'm disgusted that you even considered it. Beat me to it, Killer! I just hope he's got you in mind as a giver rather than a receiver... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 03:42, judgetwi said: “Close personal friend” means taking it up the bumhole these days mate. When it involves half dead corpses like Rick I would refrain from bragging about it if I were you. Nothing to do with me of course, you brag about what you like. I just like to help out the brain dead now and again........gives me a sense of purpose.......know what I mean? Help yourself out with an alcohol detoxification Jewdz. You'd also be helping us out by not posting the same old bollocks. No need to thank me, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 03:42, judgetwi said: “Close personal friend” means taking it up the bumhole these days mate. When it involves half dead corpses like Rick I would refrain from bragging about it if I were you. Nothing to do with me of course, you brag about what you like. I just like to help out the brain dead now and again........gives me a sense of purpose.......know what I mean? Fucking hell judgie, just recently I narrowly escaped "taking it up the bumhole" from a different @Rick_B @Decimus wasn't so lucky, the poor bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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